Funny short sentences that amuse my wife.

1. Eating green vegetables is good for your health. Mind your own business and enjoy high prestige.

2. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

3. Boys waiting for girls to take the initiative, are you a pig?

4. If you have money and wine, you have many brothers. If you are in urgent need, you can't meet anyone.

5. Drinking and telling stories is not intoxicating.

6. If there is an opportunity this winter, let me hug you.

7. Don't be too proud. You are nothing special.

8. It's casual. I never said that I have no temper.

9, home flowers are not good every month, and wild flowers will not last long.

1. Seven courses are red and light up my future.

11. The dragon shakes its head and the phoenix wags its tail, and the employers and employees do things without regret.

12. A hero has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a cuttlefish.

13, I am very simple, as long as you say a warm good night.

14. Make new friends, but don't forget old ones.

15. What I am most afraid of is that I will never see you again after three years.

16. Our war-torn youth can't compete with time.

17. I am very principled. The principle is to look at the mood.

18. Those who dare not bother others casually are kind.

19. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine, and there is no reason to go out to Yangguan in the west.

2. You and I said good night to each other, but we met in King's Canyon.

21. Lie down where you fall.

22. If I had you, I would dream of laser rain.

23. What can't be done with one glass of wine? If there is, then two cups.

24. Life is like toilet paper, so don't talk as much as possible.

25. It's a shame for an adulterer to bash one's brow, and it's a cow with a skirt.

26. Give the monkey a tree and the tiger a mountain.

27. There is a power failure. Light the candle and then watch TV.

28. Wine is sometimes drunk for others, but more for oneself.

29. My only dream is not to go to school!

3. I will grow up, and so will my love.

31. You dress so refreshing and look so ruined.

32. Don't get up? Still playing mobile phone? Still looking for someone?

33, be a layman, don't talk about debt, don't meet.

34. Get up early at 3 o'clock, and get up late at 3 o'clock!

35. I didn't plug in my pocket to be cool, but I was afraid of losing money.

36, whether there is a direction or not, take a step first.

37. How much is love worth? Can it be guaranteed?

38. The more happiness is shared with people, the more its value increases.

39, when pouring wine, it is windy and drizzling.

4, like a person, which need so much nonsense.

41. You have a million dollars, and I shed tears for you.

42. You shake hands with the world to make peace.

43. I am a rabbit, you are a vegetable, and you are my favorite radish.

44. Lift your ass and start drinking again.

45. You must walk well with her. I'll take the bus.

46, people must have a temper, in order to grow ambition.

47. Don't panic, the moon is also lost somewhere in the sea.

48. Qiao doesn't compete for spring, but only reports spring. When the flowers were blooming, she laughed in the bushes.

49. Learning to bully is to test the gods, and learning scum is also called copying the gods!

5. There is a road to diligence in Shushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea.

51. Hair disappears, and dandruff is more outstanding.

52. Scattered memories pay homage to my sister's madness in those years.

53. Be careful when drinking, and sleep slowly after drinking.

54. Open your dog's eyes and face worldly money.

55. Your eyebrows are fierce and your chest hair is beautiful.

56. I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.

57. My silence is not that I am weak, but that you are not qualified.

58. You are so sweet. You must be sent by Peach.

59. Don't push so hard, aren't you afraid of flashing your tongue?

6. Don't say you're innocent, I'll make you cry!

61. No one needs to give sunshine, we are the sun ourselves.

62. Respect yourself. Life is short, and you have to carry the big waves yourself.

63. I can't give you the best, but do what you want.

64. Put down the sickle and plow the field, and the field will produce gold next year.

65. Plastic surgery. Do as Xifeng did!

66. To be happy in the future, do something you don't like now.

67. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

68. I am the first person born, and I am the only one who lives with heaven.

69. I am willing to accompany you, flooding the ripples of the years.

7. Love is not bread, but it always makes people full.

71. Life is like wine. If you are drunk, you will wake up. If you are drunk, you will know for yourself. If you wake up, others will not understand.

72, you care whether I am fat or not, but I am not your object.

73. I may not be perfect, but at least I am not hypocritical.

74. Give up drinking, there is no opponent anyway!

75. I'm not feeling well today, so go home early.

76. Love is just one word, and I will only do it once.

77. If you can't step down, don't hesitate to kick down.

78. If you are interested in wine, I will pass it on to those who are awake.

79. Whoever's husband is a temporary worker.

8. The color of money in your pocket determines your mood today!

81. Beauty is not evil, and fashion is not coquettish.

82. Don't sprinkle salt on the wound, sprinkle some cumin, too.

83. One drink is dry, two drinks are toast, and three drinks are true feelings.

84. Poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and Niu B works overtime to knock on the computer.

85. He is your husband and you are my wife.

86. Through the clouds, I tried to run towards you.