Men are computers and women are jokes of the operating system.

The man in the classic joke is the host and the woman is the operating system ~ = = =

The older generation of men are like a mainframe, stable and reliable. The family's economy depends entirely on him. He is the only one who can make decisions. Wife and children are just terminals, everything obeys him and everything depends on him. However, the terminal generally has a fine aunt in addition to the wife, and the children are also divided into ordinary people, which is not very easy to manage. Men at home are just like PCs at home. They are loyal and only used by their families. Although their functions are not as powerful as the mainframe, their basic functions are enough. .

Midnight cowboy, like a notebook, is changeable in shape and expensive, but it is loved by women who are willing to pay high prices. Although he may be led by a woman at any time, as long as he is not careful, he will soon be led by another woman. If there is no password, other women can use him at will. .

Rich people are like ATMs. When a woman quarrels, the money automatically runs out. Unless this ATM is too old and impairs eyesight for a long time, most women certainly like ATM men. Don't say that women worship money. If it weren't for a man's self-esteem, there is an ATM woman around him, just like an electronic wallet, which a man absolutely loves. .

DOS operating system is like a mother-like woman. Although monotonous and boring, it is stable and practical. Most importantly, men really can't live without her. .

WINDOWS operating system is like a charming, intelligent and virtuous woman, with beautiful picture, humanized design, stronger functionality than DOS, and sometimes a little silence. Unfortunately, many men lack self-confidence. When they meet WINDOWS women, they only dare to appreciate and dare not go forward. In the end, they chose a DOS woman because they were very comfortable at home. Browser software is like a woman in the game world, leading honest people into the virtual love world, which is rich, interesting and unforgettable. An honest man meets a woman who uses browser software, leaving only an erotic dream and a series of reasons. Butterfly Dance (Tom)

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