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Yin Luping, Orthopedic Slag Doctor, Yixing Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine
1: You are prescribing painkillers. I just want to prescribe some painkillers. The doctor didn't prescribe the medicine directly and had no responsibility, indicating that the doctor didn't want to sell the medicine. You said it was shoulder pain, so it is reasonable to check shoulder MRI. When you say "shoulder pain" and "just hand pain", you mean shoulder pain. The doctor considered the upper limb neuralgia and did a cervical MRI. Is this a problem? If there is something wrong with the cervical vertebra, who will you ask if people like you don't pursue it? Are you a doctor? . If you don't think it's necessary, you can refuse. Slander the doctor here as a bitch. Bad doctor-patient relationship is caused by people like you.
Everyone else has gone to eat, which means that the doctor is still receiving you and serving you. You should be grateful, not complaining/shirking.
3. "I said, I have written prescriptions in other departments of your hospital", which means that you have seen a doctor for your illness, and then you go to orthopedics, which means that you don't trust the doctors who have prescribed drugs for you in other departments, and that you don't trust Dr. Yin, which is why the doctor will continue to see you even after work, and suddenly "begins to look impatient." I feel uncomfortable. "What a suck, it is light not to be driven away.
4. "Let me massage myself", the doctor has no obligation to send the patient to massage after work, and he is not a critically ill patient. The landlord is too melodramatic. In addition to taking medicine, "Fenbid is not effective in treating neck and shoulder pain" and "other departments have already matched it". Suggest massage treatment, indicating that the doctor is still thinking about you. Because of neck and shoulder pain, massage and acupuncture are the most direct, and the treatment is immediate, which is faster than drug treatment. MengMeng 6320 thinks that the doctor pushed you to the massage department as a joke and doesn't know what to do.
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