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Appreciation of 5 1 Journey to the West
Live with fellow initiates, get rid of them, be kind with them, read books together and show their spiritual skills. Same fate, same phase, sincerity, same vision, same knowledge.
Unexpectedly, now that there are no staff, how can you prosper with your bare hands and bare feet! A spoonful, sure enough. Cover the micro-gods, benefit all things, and flow up hundreds of rivers.
I only heard the gurgling sound shaking the valley, and I saw the surging momentum all over the sky. The majestic sound is like thunder, and the waves are like snow.
Thousands of feet Lang Gao Man Road, 10,000-storey wave rocks. Cold as jade, rolled like a string.
Touch the stone and spray the jade, and return to a turbulent circle. The low-lying land flows with each other, and the valleys are connected up and down.
Wings as thin as bamboo, body as small as a flower heart. Hands and feet are more hairy than hair, and the eye sockets of the stars are very clear.
Good at smelling incense and expelling qi, and riding the wind quickly when flying. Just a fixed star, so it's cute and useful.
2. Journey to the West 5 1 to 75 good words and sentences ● The fifty-first time, the monkey used various tricks to make fire and water useless, and it was difficult to refine the demon Wukong. The origin of the monster was fruitless. King Tota and his son, Vulcan and Yellow River God were all invited to help, but they failed to win.
In a rage, Wukong turned into thirty or fifty monkeys with a dime and was taken away. Wukong turned into a fly, flew into the hole, picked up the golden hoop and hit it all the way out. ● In the fifty-second session, Wukong made a scene in the cave of Jinkoudai, suggesting that the protagonist Wukong became a pusher, took out a weapon trapped by the gods and was trapped by the monster circle.
It is also strange to send eighteen arhats. A word of advice, Tathagata once asked the old gentleman on the throne how to reduce the blame.
Wukong invited the old gentleman to fan out three strange faces with a ba. It turned out that the old man rode a green cow and circled the old man's diamond cutter. The fifty-third time, the Zen master swallowed a mouthful of rice and became pregnant with a ghost. Huang Po transports and hydrolyzes evil fetuses. Tang Priest and Bajie drank the river and got pregnant.
Wukong asks for spring water, and Ruyi Xian Zhen hates his nephew Hong Haier because he is Wukong. Wukong taught Friar Sand to lead the true fairy away and take away the spring water.
Tang Priest and Bajie drink water to have a baby. ● On my fifty-fourth trip back to France, I came to the west to meet my daughter country and decided to take off the fireworks and go to Chengguan Capital. A group of people were taken to the inn by female officials, and the queen wanted to recruit Tang Priest as her husband.
Wukong made the Tang Priest make a false promise. Four people entered the city, and the queen gave a banquet in the palace. After the banquet, the official documents were changed and the three disciples were sent to the West.
The Tang Priest invited the Queen and Lapras to leave the city to bid farewell to the three disciples. He took the opportunity to meet the three disciples of the Western Heaven, and a woman flashed out of the roadside, causing the wind to take the Tang Priest away. Back to the fifty-fifth erotic scene, Tang Sanzang's sex is to cultivate immortality. Three disciples rushed to a high mountain and saw a hole in it.
Wukong jumped into a cave, just as the banshee teased the Tang Priest, fought with the monster and got stung. Bajie was stung.
Guanyin asked Wukong to invite the immortal to the Sun Star Palace to heal the wounds of Bajie and Wukong, revealing the true nature of the rooster and scaring the monster half to death. It turned out that a female scorpion turned into sperm. In the 56th time, God was furious with the robbers, but he didn't know that the ape Tang Priest was hung from a tree by a group of robbers. Wukong saved the Tang Priest and killed two people. That night, he lived in an old man's house. The old man's son and robbers found Wukong and wanted to take revenge on him for money.
As soon as the old man reported it, the master and the apprentice left, and the robbers chased him, killing Wukong and injuring him. The old man's son was also beheaded. Frightened, the monk first recited the hooping mantra, which made Wukong feel unbearable pain and drove him away. ● Back to the 57th session, the true traveler went to Jiashan to complain that Wen Wukong had been detained for seeing Guanyin in water curtain cave, the Monkey King.
Fake Wukong overthrew Tang Priest and snatched the baggage. In Huaguoshan, he read the script in the package and claimed to go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures. When Friar Sand saw it, he went to visit Guanyin in the South China Sea.
Suddenly I saw Wukong beside me, so I hit him with a cane and told Guanyin what I saw. Guanyin sent Friar Sand from Wukong to Guo Hua.
Back to the fifty-eighth session, two minds disturbed the integration of Dagan Kun, and it was difficult to determine the truth and die. Wukong became angry when he saw the fake Wukong. The two dance sticks fought fiercely in the air, and it was difficult to tell the truth from the falsehood. Tathagata recognized the fake Wukong as Liu Er's monkey and made him show his true self.
Wukong was killed with a stick and sent back to Tang Priest by Guanyin. Back to No.59 Tang Sanzang Road, Sun Walker blocked the Flame Mountain. He turned the banana fan in front of the flaming mountain. Wukong borrowed a fan from Niu's wife, the rogue. The rogue was surrendered by Wukong because of his son Hong Haier, and a Wukong fan went to Ji Ling, a bodhisattva 50,000 miles away.
Wukong got Ding Fengdan and then went to fight, but he was not moved by Fan. Then it becomes a bug, flies into tea, is drunk by hooligans, and churns in the stomach. The hooligan had to lend the fan to Wukong.
Wukong never stopped fanning the flames until he knew the fake fan. ● The 60th Niu Wangmo went on strike and went to China for dinner. Monkey transferred the banana fan to Wukong and went to Jilei Mountain to borrow the fan from Niu Wangmo, the son-in-law of Jade-faced Nuwa. Niu Wangmo was invited to dinner.
Wukong stole Niu Wangmo's golden-eyed beast, became Niu Wangmo, and went to Bajiao Cave. It's really a trick to enlarge the fan according to the method taught by hooligans. Will not get smaller.
Niu Wangmo lost his golden eye and hurried back to the octagonal cave. ● In the sixty-first time, Pig Bajie helped defeat the three-tone banana fan of Sun Walker, the demon king, and Niu Wangmo became Bajie, and took over the fixed fan, showing the three-phase struggle with Wukong.
With the help of all the protectors, Niu Wangmo failed. Zhu Jin and Tian Bing subdued the cattle.
Wukong fanned the mountain fire with the treasure fan handed over by the rogue, and the master and apprentice climbed over the flaming mountain. ● Sixty-two times, lead a totally clean life and turn over a new leaf, but sweep the tower and bind the demon to cultivate one's morality. Four men came to Guangjin Temple with monks in chains.
The treasure that Wukong learned was stolen by Xu of nine head worm Dragon King, and was entrusted by nine head worm Dragon King to seize the treasure. Back to the sixty-third, two monks made a scene in the Dragon Palace Group, and the monster was a giant bird with nine heads.
Wukong, with the help of Erlang God and Six Saints of Meishan. Defeat the devil and cheat Tabo.
● Back to the sixty-fourth time, Wuneng in Thorn Ridge studied the poems of Sanzang in Muxian Temple. Bajie opened the road to Thorn Ridge and was taken away by an old man who claimed to be the land of Thorn Ridge. That old man and three other old men are the essence of cypress, juniper, bamboo and pine.
Four old people advocate Taoism, and Tang Priest is a Buddha. Xing Xian came to compete with Tang Priest.
The disciples found it, and the essence of the tree became a tree. Bajie's tree fell down.
In the sixty-fifth time, the demon assumed that all four disciples of Lei Yin worshipped the Tang Priest and survived. They joined forces with Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand to invite the star gods to heaven, and Kang Jinlong used his horn to drill down along the ice crack to save Wukong. Wukong broke the golden cymbals, and the old demon quickly put all the immortals in a bag.
In the middle of the night, Wukong released his master and sang with his brothers and gods. The demon chased him out and pretended to be a Tang Priest, a master and a disciple.
Wukong has left. Go and ask the Zhenwu Emperor of Wudang Mountain to save him. The sixty-sixth time, the gods were bound by Maitreya Buddha, the five dragons tortoise and snake, Prince Xiao Zhang of Xuyi Mountain, and the four gods were sent out by Zhenwu, and all the demons were put into the bag.
When Wukong was miserable, Maitreya suddenly came, saying that the monster was his own yellow-browed boy and was becoming a refined man. According to Maitreya's plan, Wukong got into the monster's belly and rolled around.
Maitreya put the monster in a bag. ● The sixty-seventh time to save the camel, Luo Chan was safe and innocent, and his heart was clear. A python on Qijue Mountain turned into a monster, and Wukong took the opportunity to swallow it with his mouth, then got into its belly and pulled the golden hoop out of his back. The monster died in the soil.
Bajie's ready-made giant pig arched all the way along the thin persimmon line, and Tang Priest and his party climbed Mount Qijue. Back to the sixty-eighth, Tang Priest talked about Sun Monkey's past life as a three-armed master and apprentice, and entered in a row.
The king was ill, so he went to see a doctor. Officials asked Wukong to go to the court to treat the king according to Bajie's words.
● Sixty-ninth time, practicing medicine at night. At the king's banquet, the demon was cured by Wukong. It is said that the root of the disease was Jin Sheng, who was abducted by the demon Sai Tai-sui of Qilin Mountain three years ago. While speaking, the monster suddenly came. Wukong asked Pig and Friar Sand for protection. He rushed to the river and jumped up. Low back to seventy demons.
3. Excerpts and appreciation of The Journey to the West's 50th to 60th original works. From 51 to 55, the Great Sage played the Jade Emperor and sent his troops to subdue the demon.
Tota, Li Tianwang, Nezha, Vulcan and Water God took turns to go into battle, but failed to contain the unicorn. Instead, they trapped the weapons of the gods in the circle. Tathagata also failed to subdue the one-horned monk and instructed the Great Sage to enter the palace to pursue him.
It turned out to be the old man's green cow, who stole the lower bound of King Kong Zhuo during the cowboy's nap. Sanzang and his disciples arrived in the daughter country.
By mistake, Sanzang and Bajie got pregnant after drinking the river from their mother and son. Wukong and Friar Sand went to Xieyang Poer Cave to get the spring water for abortion.
The king's daughter country seeks a husband and recruits Sanzang. Sanzang pretended to promise and got Guan Wen. Master and apprentice were about to leave when a banshee took them away.
Sanzang was caught by scorpion essence into the pipa cave of Poisonous Enemy Mountain. On instructions from Guanyin, Monkey went to the Heavenly Palace to ask the Pleiadian official to hand over the scorpion essence.
From the 56 th to the 60 th, Sanzang and his disciples came to a high mountain and met a group of thieves who robbed money and were killed by monkeys. Sanzang blamed Monkey for being bad and drove him away.
Monkey went to ask the Bodhisattva to persuade the master to take him back. However, a demon monkey pretends to be a monkey, knocks down Sanzang, takes away the baggage, and wants to go to the Western Heaven as a disciple of Tang Priest.
The demon monkey has high martial arts and keeps pace with Monkey, so it's hard to tell whether it's true or not. Tathagata discovered that it was Liu Er's macaque and was killed by the monkey.
The flaming mountain blocked the way of four people. The monkey went to the banana cave in Cuiyun Mountain and borrowed a banana fan from Princess Tiefan, but it was fake.
Princess Iron Fan, also known as rogue, the wife of the cow, was abandoned by the cow. Monkey went to Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain to look for cows, but he didn't borrow a fan.
The monkey turned into Niu Wangmo and cheated the rogue of his banana fan.
4. Excerpts from The Journey to the West's good words and sentences are 50 times, 100 times and 50 times. The chaotic nature of the situation ranges from the ecstasy of love to the devil's mind. 1 The environment description is rugged and steep.
Cragginess goes straight into the sky, and mountains cut off the blue sky. Strange stones pile up like sitting tigers, and pine and cypress hang like dragons.
On the ridge, birds are singing beautifully, and in front of the cliff, plums are fragrant. The stream is cold, and the clouds on the top are hazy and fierce.
I saw snowflakes flying, the wind howling and hungry tigers roaring in the mountains. In the western Western jackdaw, there is no habitat to collect trees, and deer have no definite tracks to build their nests.
Alas, pedestrians are hard to get in, frowning over their heads. 2 environmental description snow deceives willows and ice becomes a square pond. Sparse bamboo, swaying green, gloomy, pine green.
Several huts are half filled with silver, and a small bridge is slanted with powder. Narcissus bloomed slightly by the fence, and frozen chopsticks hung under the eaves.
The cold wind sends strange fragrance, and the snow is not everywhere. Back to the seventy-eighth Reiko Kobayakawa monks sent the Golden Temple of Yin God to know the magic and speak virtue. 1 Environmental description Evil winds cover the sun and stars, and tragic fog covers thousands of miles.
At first, it was still swaying; Later, it was vigorous. Wandering around, looking for the portal to save the children; Fierce and magnificent, watching the goose cage help the bones and blood.
How can cold air invade people? The cold force penetrates the body like iron. Parents are arrogant, brothers and sisters are sad.
The evil wind is all over the ground, and the cage is taken away by the gods. This night is lonely, and the morning is happy.
Description: She wears a pale yellow brocade scarf on her head, a collar, plum blossoms, agarwood, cotton and silk cranes on her body. A blue three-strand velvet belt is tied around the waist, and a pair of hemp and Ge Weiyun's shoes are worn on the feet.
Holding a nine-section stick with withered vines in his hand, he hung a flower trick on his chest. How smooth the jade surface is, floating under the pale chin.
Golden eyes danced in the flames, and long eyes crossed the brow. Follow the clouds, and the fragrance is free and unfettered.
Under the steps are official arches, and the country calls into the DPRK.
5. Excerpts from Journey to the West 4 1 to 50 ● Forty-first time
Hong Haier didn't believe what Wukong said. He blew smoke from his nose and mouth and burned Wukong and Bajie. Brother Longwang was asked to spray water on Hon Hai 'er and almost killed Wukong in fireworks. Bajie invited Guanyin, but the monster pretended to be Guanyin and made money in the cave.
● 42nd time
When Wukong became Niu Wangmo, he was questioned by Hong Haier and threw himself into the South China Sea, begging Guanyin to surrender to Hong Haier.
● Forty-three times
The monster in Heishui River turned into a boatman, taking the Tang Priest and Bajie in the boat to the bottom. Friar Sand dived into the water and fought the monster, but he couldn't win. Wukong blamed the Dragon King. The Dragon King ordered Prince Muang to collect it.
Forty-four times
Go to the country where the train is late. The king preached to destroy the Buddha, and all the monks were punished with hard labor. Wukong supervised the Taoist priest, released the monk, woke up Bajie and Friar Sand, bombed the Dojo, knocked down the gods in the temple and turned it into a Sanqing banquet.
45 times lower.
Taoists regard these three as the coming Sanqing prayers. Three people will pee. The three immortals told the king about it. The king ordered the Tang Priest and others to bet on the rain with the three immortals. Tiger force big fairy first went to the altar to perform magic, but was stopped by Wukong's magic, and it didn't rain. Wukong went to the altar and it rained cats and dogs.
Back to the 46th.
Hu Li and Tang Priest each sat on a high platform and meditated. Hu Li turned into a bug to bite the Tang Priest, and Wu Jia turned into a centipede to bite Tiger force big fairy and threw the Tang Priest. Gamble on the contents of the cupboard, on beheading, on taking a bath in an oil pan and so on. Because of Wukong's trick, all three immortals lost.
Go back to page 47.
Tongtian River is 800 miles ahead. The four of them spent the night in an old man's house in riverside village. I heard that there is a sensational king here. Wukong became a virgin, and Bajie became a virgin, waiting for the demon in the temple.
Forty-eight times
Pig raked the monster into two scales and fled back to the Water Palace. The monster froze the river. Lure Tang Priest to cross the river on the ice and make him fall into the water. Hidden in a stone box behind the palace. Pig, Friar Sand, Baima and Wukong gathered and returned to the village.
● Forty-ninth time
Monsters can't get out of water. Guanyin was invited by Wukong to subdue the monster, saying that the monster was a goldfish in his own pool. In the river, the old man crossed the river with Tang Priest and his disciples on his back, asking Tang Priest to go to the Western Heaven and ask the Buddha about the afterlife.
Back to the fiftieth.
Wukong drew a circle with a golden hoop to stop the demon, let the Tang Priest and others sit in the circle, and then went to Ramadan. Three Taoist priests of the Tang Dynasty went out of the circle and came to the front of everyone, straying into the magic cave of the one-horned king. Wukong rushed to fight with the demon, but was trapped by the demon general's golden hoop.
6. The 50th good word, sentence and word of Journey to the West:
Flying green sleeves, floating skirts: flying green sleeves, low cage jade bamboo shoots; Shake and drag the skirt, the golden lotus is half exposed.
Description of body posture is very complete, there are thousands of kinds of moving and static heels. There were high and low arguments, and Zhang Fan made a real and open voice. Turn around and kick the wall,
Take a step back and become a bigger sea. Gently pick up a lump of mud and turn right alone. The pearls on the Buddha's head are really sharp.
Good sentences:
Chaos distinguishes between heaven and earth, and no one sees it. Since Pangu broke the HarmonyOS system, it has opened up a clear distinction from here.
Covering the crowd and respecting benevolence, I found that everything was getting better. If you want to know the natural Yuan Gong, you must see the Journey to the West.
The fiftieth time, the disorder of love changed from infatuation to meeting the devil.
1 The environment description is rugged and steep. Cragginess goes straight into the sky, and mountains cut off the blue sky. Strange stones pile up like sitting tigers, and pine and cypress hang like dragons. Birds sing beautifully on the ridge, and plum blossoms are fragrant in front of the cliff. The stream is cold, and the clouds on the top are hazy and fierce. I saw snowflakes flying, the wind howling and hungry tigers roaring in the mountains. In the western Western jackdaw, there is no habitat to collect trees, and deer have no definite tracks to build their nests. Alas, it's hard for pedestrians to get in, so you look sad.
2 Environmental description Snow deceives the willows straight and ice becomes a square pond. Sparse bamboo, swaying green, gloomy, pine green. Several huts are half filled with silver, and a small bridge is slanted with powder. Narcissus bloomed slightly by the fence, and frozen chopsticks hung under the eaves. The cold wind sent a strange smell, but the snow was not everywhere.
7. Journey to the West 7 1 Seventy-first time, Avalokitesvara fell to the world under a pseudonym, and the demon king fell to the world.
Wukong tricked the monster into getting the golden bell, slipped out of the hole to challenge, lured the monster out, shook out smoke, sand and fire with the bell, and drove the monster to the wall. Guanyin sprinkled nectar to put out the fire, saying that it was strange to blame him for riding a golden donkey+hole to break up the king and his wife, because he avenged the king for shooting peacocks, Daming kings and bodhisattvas.
The seventy-second silk cave, seven times intoxicated, this dirty spring, Bajie got carried away.
The Seven Banshees in Pansidong hung the Tang Priest, who had entered the Chinese residence, from the beam, and the navel exposed a silk rope to cover the manor door. Wukong turned into a fly and saw seven girls taking a bath in the hot spring next to buddhist nun. He turned into a hungry eagle and took her clothes. Bajie went into the water and turned into a catfish, which showed his true colors. He raised a rake and built it. All the girls tripped over the pigs and went back to the cave. Wukong turned the bird into a bird with his hair, wiped out the poisonous insect guarding the cave and rescued the Tang Priest. Seven women left.
The seventy-third time, love was poisoned by old grievances, and my heart was shattered by magic.
Seven banshees took refuge in Taoist temple. When they saw the Tang Priest and others coming, they secretly sought revenge from Taoist priests. Taoist poisoned Tang Priest, Jie and Friar Sand with poisonous tea. Wukong smashed the cobweb and killed Okumo, the original body of the Seven Banshees. Taoist used his dry eyes to cover Wukong with golden light. Wukong fought against it. According to Shan Li, an old man, he asked Bodhisattva Pilanpo to break the golden light with a golden needle, entered the temple to save three Tang Priests' Daos, and took away the fear of the original centipede shown by the Taoist priest.
The seventy-fourth time Chang Geng reported that the demon malicious traveler applied for energy exchange.
For Venus Taibai, the three demons in the mountain are amazing. Wukong became a demon, claiming that the Monkey King was coming to kill all the demons. All the demons were scared out of their wits and fled.
Seventy-five times, the ape drilled through the cave of Yin and Yang, and the demon king returned home.
When Wukong entered the cave, he saw the lion monster, elephant monster and Peng monster, but Peng monster saw it by accident, turned it over and put it in an Aquarius. Fire, snake and dragon appeared in the bottle one after another. He quickly pulled out the life-saving hair given by Guanyin, turned it into a drill and emerged from the bottom of the bottle, which was swallowed by the lion monster. The lion monster tried to poison Wukong by drinking medicinal liquor. After drinking 50 thousand, he became drunk and tortured the lion monster to death.
8. Good words and sentences from Journey to the West 1 to 50th. The third time: all the mountains in front of the four seas are arched in nine secluded places. Ten good words have been removed from the list: glory returns to hometown, devil in troubled times, chopping bamboo as a symbol, chopping wood as a knife, stepping on clouds as a potential, calling for fierce winds to turn, grabbing swords as spears and axes, pulling bows and crossbows, rushing one after another, Dayu controlling water, glittering, imitating heaven and earth, and hitting the wall with ghosts.
Good Sentence: Yun Qi's cannon has dried up, and the earth is shrouded in black fog and mist. Jiang Haibo is afraid of turning over fish and crabs, and the trees in the mountains are scattered.
There are no business trips in all kinds of businesses, and no one has been seen in all kinds of undertakings. The king in the temple belongs to the imperial palace, and the civil and military officials turn to the front yamen.
The throne of the Millennium blew down and the Five Phoenix Pagoda moved its roots. The fourth time: why did the official seal the horse's heart? Pay attention to Qi Tianyi's words: exquisitely carved, flying like a dragon and flying like a phoenix, fighting skill bent, frightened to disgrace, pardoned, arrogant, arrogant, dragon media, winged, arrogant. ? , flying yellow, feathering, red rabbit super light, surpassing glory and beauty, rising fog to win yellow, chasing the wind and refusing to land, flying over the sky, escaping from the red electricity, copper Jue floating clouds, riding a dragon and tiger [spurs], Chen Jue purple scales, 40 thousand, eight junjiu.
9. Do you want to appreciate every good word in The Journey to the West? A good joke in Journey to the West: 1. When the monk heard the question, he suddenly looked up at the stranger with a long mouth and big ears.
The body is thick and the back is wide, and the sound is like thunder. Monkeys and sand monks are uglier.
There are several monks in the hall, and everyone is not afraid. ? Li Huan studied the scriptures, and the monitor taught him how to do it.
It is difficult to care about the chimes, but the Buddha elephant stays. Blow breathing light together, and the astigmatism will be surprised at first sight.
Falling and crawling, the threshold has never been crossed! You hit me on the head like a gourd rack. Clearing the Dojo became a big joke.
2. On the bank of the Jinghe River outside Chang 'an, there are two sages: one is a fisherman named Zhang Shao; One is a woodcutter named Li Ding. They are two scholars who failed to pass the exam, and mountain people who can study.
One day, in Chang 'an, I sold firewood on my shoulder and bought carp in my basket. We went to the pub together, ate half a bottle and walked back along the banks of Jinghe River. It is said that the name of this mountain is Wanshou Mountain, and there is a scene in the mountain called Wuzhuangguan. There is a fairy in the view, and the name of the Tao is the real Yuanzi, and the name is the same as the world.
The different treasures in the concept were born at the beginning of chaos, when the HarmonyOS system began to judge, and when heaven and earth were not open, this spiritual root came into being. It covers four continents in the world, but Niu and Hezhou villages view it and call it Gui Dan Cao, also known as ginseng fruit.
Once opened in three thousand years, it will bear fruit in three thousand years. 7a686964616f31333431373863, mature need 1000 years, eating need 10000 years. Like this ten thousand years, only thirty fruits have been produced.
The fruit looks like a child under the age of three dynasties, with all limbs and salty facial features. If a person is destined to smell the fruit, he will live 360 years; You can live for 47 thousand years by eating one.
4. Ruiqi scatters color, and Xiangguang protects the body. At nine o'clock in Hua Han, Jurchen appeared.
Bodhisattva wears a gold leaf buckle, which is spread out by Cui Hua, shining with golden light and beaded tassels, full of vitality; Wearing a light collar, light makeup, a golden dragon, a blue robe and a flying phoenix; Hanging a fragrant ring on the chest facing the moonlight, dancing with the breeze and miscellaneous pearls and jade? ; Tie an ice silk around the waist, weave gold edges, climb colorful clouds, and publicize the splendid velvet skirt of Yaohai; In front of him, holding him is another person. He flies to the East, travels around the world, is grateful and filial, and has a yellow hair and a red mouth and a white Ying Ge. He is holding a vase that is kind to the world. There are branches in the vase, which disperse the sky, the great evil, and sweep away the residual fog and weeping willows. Yuhuan wears embroidered buttons, and the golden lotus is deep enough.
Three days later, this is Guanyin Bodhisattva. After a few days' journey, the master and apprentice arrived in Duke Zhou.
As early as the official family of the Duke of Zhou. They welcomed them into town. Take a night off and go out of town the next morning.
Hungry and thirsty all the way, I stayed at Xiaoxing for two or three days, and then went to Hezhou Wei. This is the boundary of mountains and rivers in Datang.
A long time ago, the company commanders at the edge of the town and the local monks and Taoists heard that Master Yudi had been sent to the Western Heaven to see the Buddha, and they were all respectful. There are supplies inside. Please go to Fuyuan Temple to rest. The monks in this temple met one by one and arranged a late fasting.
After fasting, tell the two attendants to feed the horses well, as long as it is unknown. 6, poetry: Buddha is the heart, the heart is the Buddha, and the heart Buddha always wants something.
If you know nothing and have no intention, then you are really like a Dharma Buddha. Dharma Buddha has no appearance, and a round light contains everything.
The body without body is the real body, and the phase without phase is the reality. Non-color, non-emptiness, non-return.
Like nothing, it's hard to give up and ugly. The internal and external flashes are the same everywhere, and a Buddhist country is in a piece of sand.
A grain of sand contains thousands of worlds, and a body and mind are the same. If you know what you need, you will be careless, not stained or sluggish, that is, online merchants.
Good and evil do nothing, there is no Sakyamuni leaf in the south. 7. Holding a net bottle in his hand, Ge made a clever move in front of him, followed by Sun.
There is a poem as proof, which says: Jade and gold are like the world, and it is compassion to save suffering. I used to rob the innocent Buddha, but now I'm a good man.
Several students want the sea to clarify the waves, and their hearts are clean. Manna has proved to be a wonderful method, and precious trees will be taught forever.
8, they are in front of the cave, this is a good kill! Look at that: the heavenly king cuts with a knife and the monster touches with a gun. The knife cuts first frost's fire, and the gun turns dark when it meets the spirit.
One is Kim? One of the monsters produced by this mountain is a god sent by Ling Xiao Hall. That one is mighty because of bullying Zen, and this one is great to save the teacher from danger.
The heavenly king ordered the law to fly away the sand and stones, while the demon struggled to sow dust. Sowing soil can teach heaven and earth to be dark, and flying sand is good for mud.
The two schools strive for merit, both of which are Tang Priest worshipping Buddha. 9. Emperor Taizong took tranquilizing medicine, added several bowls of porridge soup, and was helped into the dormitory by ministers. He had a good night's sleep and kept his spirits up until dawn, and he was full of dignity. Look at how he dresses up; Wearing a high crown and a yellow robe.
It is the jade belt of Lantian, stepping on a pair of worry-free shoes for starting a business. Good-looking, better than dynasties; Today is full of violence and vitality.
What a peaceful and wise king of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty Li who came back from the dead! The king of the Tang Dynasty went to Jinxitang and summoned two kinds of civil and military officials. After the mountain call, he was divided into classes according to the quality. 10, black veil, waist rhinoceros horn.
The black veil floats on the top of the head, and the rhinoceros horn at the waist is in the shape of a gold box. I put my teeth in my hands, wore a robe and hid in the light.
Step on a pair of foundation boots to climb clouds and promote fog; With the book of life and death, you are doomed to life and death. The bangs are fluffy and floating on the ears, and the beard is flying around the cheeks.
He used to be Tang Guoxiang, but now he is in charge of the case and serves the prince. 1 1, look away, yeah! I see a big tree in the middle. It is covered with green branches and gloomy green leaves, but Ye Er looks like a banana. It is thousands of feet high and its roots are seven or eight feet long.
Monkey leaned under the tree and looked up. He saw a ginseng fruit on the south branch, which really looked like a child. There's one on the tail? Katie, look at him standing on the branch, his hands and feet moving, nodding his head. The wind seems to be ringing everywhere.
12, the monster heard that he was afraid that the Great Sage would hurt him, but he dismembered the body and jumped out of the Yuan God. Standing in the sky, the walker's back becomes heavier and heavier. The Monkey King was angry, grabbed him, slapped him on the roadside stone, and made the remains look like patties. Afraid of his rudeness again, I simply tore off his limbs and left them on both sides of the road, all broken.
13, the Monkey King leads a group of apes, macaques, horse monkeys, etc. And sent ministers and assistants to visit Guo Huashan in the morning and live in water curtain cave in the evening, so as to sympathize with each other, instead of birds and animals, being king alone is very happy. 14, green trees can climb, and when you know the cold, you will be rewarded.
The quasi-spirit only shows, so it is called the mountain king. I saw a fat man coming from behind. What do you look like? A rough double-horned crown with a shrug at the end.
The fun clothes are steady, but the hoof steps are more sluggish. The ancestor's name is father, and the original name is mother. .
It's all because of this name that you can play for Tian. 15, moss piled blue, white clouds floating jade, gently shaking the haze.
Virtual window quiet room, sliding stool plate flower. The dragon ball in the milk hole hangs on the ground and is full of exotic flowers and plants.
There are traces of fire on the cliff next to the cooker, huh? See the slag case by case.
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