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Seek medical attention Author: Han Han
Studying away from home, exhausted physically and mentally, it is inevitable that one day you will wake up with a bulge on your cheek or redness and swelling on your legs. The author's dormitory is like a pig's nest, extremely dirty, and the upper bunk is too lazy to wash clothes. It is said that he wore a pair of underwear for two weeks, put it on for the first week and then turned it inside out the next week. Eventually, he got scabies. Because he stepped on my bed all day long, I was not immune. At night, the whole bed squeaked and my pajamas were soaked with blood, but he recovered soon. This is why Buddhism was founded in India and not in China. develop.
The next day I went to the school infirmary. Since I was very frail and sick, the school doctor was already familiar with me, so he put his hand on my shoulder and asked me why I came here. When I mentioned scabies, she shook her hand and quickly took it away from my shoulder, saying that the school had limited conditions and could not diagnose it, so it was best to go to a large hospital.
So I went to a big hospital. Although big hospitals are big, the windows at the registration desk are like rat holes, and you can barely fit a hand through. After paying the registration fee, I waited for a long time, but there was no movement inside. He leaned forward to take a closer look, and unexpectedly stretched out a white palm. Half of the itching all over his body had been frightened away. After filling out the form, I stuffed it into the white palm. After retracting it, there was no movement inside. It took a long time before a few coins flew out for me.
I went to the dermatology department with my medical record card. Unexpectedly, there were only conference rooms along the way, from the first conference room to the Nth conference room. If you drink too much tea during a meeting, you will have to go to the toilet, so there are toilets next to the meeting room. After searching for a long time, there was no dermatology department. So I asked a doctor. The doctor had a cold attitude. Without even looking at it, he pointed to a blank wall behind his butt and said, "There." He took a few steps, realized his conscience, and told me that dermatology and surgery were combined. .
In the surgery room, an old man was reading a medical book and was about to say hello when a woman from behind stepped in front of me and handed me the medical record card. The old man was calm and composed, looking like a fairy. He looked at the woman's whole body several times and asked immediately: "What disease do you have?" The woman was stunned by the question. I guess she must be scolding the doctor for talking nonsense and not knowing what the disease is. Came to the hospital. The woman said that she had a scratch on her hand that was festering. After saying this, she rolled up her sleeve. The doctor said no need and immediately wrote a prescription. Within 30 seconds, the disease was diagnosed. This is probably the most efficient place in the country. The school doctor was very experienced in this field and warned me in advance not to go to such a careless doctor. So, I changed to a female doctor.
How do you know that the doctors in this hospital seemed to have confessed beforehand? The female doctor also asked me what was wrong with me. I told her I was itchy. The female doctor was more serious and asked me to point out the itch, but I was resting from the itch just now, so I couldn't point out where it was. The doctor laughed at me for seeing a doctor because I was not sick, and I had a hard time explaining what I was saying. Suddenly, the itch came unexpectedly. It first came up a little bit from my elbow. I didn't dare to move for fear of scaring away the itch. Then I scratched it a few times with my fingers. As expected, the itch became more and more violent and was completely seduced by me. out. I pointed at it and shouted: "This! This! This!" The doctor looked over and said, "Is it just like this?" When the latent itch heard this, he was very dissatisfied and came out to prove it to the doctor. The doctor smiled widely and said, "Okay! Okay!" I was very pleased to hear that. He kept scratching his body with his hands, rubbing his back on the back of the chair, and rubbing his feet against each other.
After saying hello, the doctor wrote on the back of the medical record card. I have seen two kinds of doctors: one is full of knowledge and can write for a long time. The content is nothing more than "sudden severe itching in parts of the body...itching everywhere in the feet, head, and abdomen...the symptoms of patients with itching are as follows..." "I once heard that after a doctor finished writing, the patient had already fallen asleep. There is also a kind of doctor who cherishes words like gold and writes "itch" on a huge card. The female doctor I met today is different from the first two. After writing a paragraph, she becomes shy and has nothing to say. Look at my colleague, who is writing an article at his desk. The medical record card has been written in black, which is quite spectacular. At first glance, it represents authority and knowledge. Not to be outdone, this female doctor couldn't write a few words and was afraid that I would see through her embarrassment, so she had no choice but to chat with me. She looked at the card and recognized my name "Han Han", but she didn't know how to pronounce it in Mandarin. She closed her eyes and read: "Yuan Han!" Sigmund Freud said in his book "The Psychopathology of Everyday Life" , deliberately mispronouncing a person's name is tantamount to an insult. I'm still not sure whether she mispronounced it intentionally, so I can't vent it out, so I can't bear to admit that I'm "Yuanhan".
After a while, she started to write like flying. If she had something to say, it would be long, and if she had nothing to say, it would be even longer. She finally scraped together a page and asked me to get the medicine.
I took the prescription and looked at it, only to see irregular dotted circles on it. Unexpectedly, I had been studying for many years and claimed to be knowledgeable, but I didn't understand a word of it. I once saw an intern doctor who had just graduated from university. A young girl who had just become a doctor wanted to save face. She wrote horizontally and vertically with strong strokes. If she accidentally made a mistake, she would wipe it with an eraser dipped in saliva. However, the speed was too slow and she often wrote It takes half a day to write one word. If there is an emergency, the patient may have already died before the medical record card is written. Doctors who write with such care are becoming increasingly rare. I once saw an article saying that the characters that cannot be understood today are the so-called Kuangcao, and the hospital is a place where Kuangcao experts from all over the world gather. A doctor may not be called a medical scientist in his lifetime, but once he enters the hospital, it means he is a calligrapher.
Unexpectedly, the person at the toll counter couldn’t understand the words, so he called an old doctor next to him and asked what the words were. After asking, he said that the medicine was not available and that he might have to go to the drugstore to buy it. I ran back to the female surgeon at the surgery. She looked at me for a long time and actually asked: "What disease do you have?" There is a passage in "Fathers and Sons": "The governor invited Kosanov and Bazarov to sit in the hall. , a few minutes later, he invited them again, but treated them as brothers and called them Koshalov. "Unexpectedly, the situation today was even more serious. After a few seconds after I left, she didn't even recognize anyone! She looked at me for a long time. He recognized me and was as excited as a mother and son being reunited, but couldn't pronounce my name. There is a passage in Turgenev's "Smoke" where Ratmirov forgets Litvinov's name. This mistake is understandable. Russian names are like trains. They are too long and inevitably make people unfamiliar. But I forgot my name. Otherwise it is unforgivable.
I walked out of the surgery department and heard a doctor in the internal medicine department scolding a patient for being stupid. The patient timidly said: "You here - don't the walls say 'please use - thank you, goodbye, sorry'..." I sighed secretly and laughed at the patient's naivety. Who knew that these words were written for us to see, which means that when seeing a doctor, never forget to say to the doctor: "Thank you, goodbye, and I'm sorry!"
Bookstore
When you walk into a bookstore, your first impression is that there are so many people. Men, women, old and young squeeze in each other, squeezing out bursts of sweat and the smell of books fighting in the air. Due to the large number of people, movements are naturally restricted. People keep their hands and feet together and try to reduce their floor space as much as possible. Occasionally, a fat man would come. Due to his large size, he would occupy many seats after one stop. I just regretted that the fat man was not an illegal building and could not be demolished randomly. He had to straighten his body and hold the book in his hand, just like a German fascist doing Nazis. present. This kind of place is often where martial arts novels gather in groups. Martial arts novels just make people want to put them down. I saw people gritting their teeth, and then their expressions relaxed according to the plot, and they smiled happily. However, they never thought that the smile was just a precursor to the earthquake. They began to laugh indulgently, and their faces were covered with pimples
They collided with each other and almost fell.
Beyond the martial arts novels are romance novels. This place is surrounded by ladies, so dense that no needle can penetrate them, and each one is deliberately made in various shapes and styles - they twist their buttocks. Leaning against the bookcase, I carefully studied Qiong Yao's Fifty Parts and Sanmao's Eighteen Episodes. This kind of book can often guess the ending after reading the second chapter, which is in line with the viewpoint of evolution, which makes us have to worship O. Henry.
The Classical Literature Cabinet is located on a traffic thoroughfare, but it is relatively quiet and incredibly quiet. Only a few old people stopped to watch but not buy. The four major classics are hardcover and expensive, and the merchants are so cunning that they do not print the selling price on the bottom of the book, but hide it on the title page or deeper, which brings you a kind of surprise.
The practical books column is in harmony with classical literature. There are many kinds of practical books, such as "The Art of Eloquence", "The Secret Skill of Acupuncture", "The Encyclopedia of Eloquence", etc., and even "Letter Writing" "Don't Ask for Others", after opening the book, I saw densely packed letters in English, and among the many letters, most of them were love letters. The greatest advantage of an English love letter is that you can directly address it as "Dear so-and-so" at the beginning of the letter, and it forces the other person to hold a dictionary and ponder over every word, and sometimes even guess with little knowledge, especially in English. The words "miss" and "miss" in "Miss" can be used as a cover for retreat when necessary. Combined with "The Art of Eloquence", difficulties can be resolved through legitimate channels and the victory of the revolution can be achieved. The benefits of English are countless. Those who hold "Write Letters without Asking for Help" must have ulterior motives and try to make trouble by hiding in English. They are as sneaky as political prisoners hiding abroad. What’s even more amazing is what’s behind. After careful reading, I discovered that the “Practical” column not only has everything you need, but also some things you shouldn’t. There is also "How Men Win Women", which is actually equivalent to saying "how to flirt" more implicitly, as if a plant has its scientific name.
People who buy such books often have a guilty conscience and flee after paying the money. There is also a thin booklet entitled "Tips of Feeding Pigs". The book only has sixty or seventy pages, and it takes six or seven pages just to introduce what a "pig" is, for fear that people will feed the wrong person. "Pig Feeding Tips" records in detail the impact of pigs' living environment on them, and advises pig nests to be elegant so as not to limit the pig's personality development and hinder the pig's fattening. There are endless computer books. There is a book called "What is a Computer", which is extremely well written. It is a thick book with eloquent talk. It is placed next to "Tips of Feeding Pigs" for easy comparison. "Anti-Fraud" contains everything. I guess the author has rich experience and wrote this book to show his profound knowledge and full of truth, but he couldn't sell a single copy. There are also people who specialize in titles, and they will tell you that women, regardless of age, are all called "Miss". I admire myself for not expecting that "Miss" and "eldest sister" are used randomly. According to the argument of this book, "old lady" should be called "young lady". When I looked at the author, it turned out to be the author of "How Men Win Women's Love." "Humor" can also be regarded as practical eloquence included in the practical series. This kind of book teaches you how to be humorous and gives examples. It makes people not only want to laugh but also want to cry. This must be related to the fact that "humour" was originally explained in English as "bodily fluids" "It's very important to note that tears and runny noses are considered body fluids, and tears are "humor".
Farewell to the practical column and come to the front of "Chinese Literature". There are many books by well-known and unknown authors mixed together here. Some people only found out after reading the autobiography that the author of the "autobiography" had only published one book in his life, and that book was an autobiography. They immediately regretted it and couldn't give up. , had to swallow the bitter water. Nowadays, there are many Chinese writers, but their writing styles are very different. In order to facilitate identification, a recent photo of the author is attached in the book, and the details are introduced. Some even specify "unmarried", which is just a free advertising notice. The most disgusting thing is those poems. There is no limit on the length of modern poems. The poet can write wherever he thinks. They are as messy as his hair when he wakes up. It seems that otherwise it cannot be called "poetry". Moreover, there are often only seven or eight sentences on a piece of paper, and a book has less than 10,000 words. At first glance, it looks like a blank piece of paper, but when you look closely, you find that there are actually a few small poems shrunk, and there are blank spaces next to and after the poems. "A space for readers to think" writing skills. There are also people who like to write biographies for others, especially interviews with great writers, in order to achieve their own fame. Killing one stone kills two birds with one stone, so why not? The paper is poor and often jumps from page 100 to page 150. The missing content is particularly important, making readers anxious. Later, I was delighted to find that all fifty missing pages were stapled to the butt of the book.
The "children's literature" cabinet is overflowing with comics, and next to "Ultraman" there is the even more amazing "Ultraman and Sun Wukong Together", which ends with Ultraman going to learn scriptures with Sun Wukong. Ignoring the plot, the picture quality alone is chilling - the Monkey King is neither a human nor a monkey, the golden cudgel is bent as if it is a defective product, and wearing a tiger robe does not look like wearing a tiger robe, but looks like shorts. The horse led by Zhu Bajie was as small as a donkey. The wind was blowing under Monk Sha's feet as if he was carrying two baskets to go to the market. Tang Monk was as leisurely as some leaders today inspecting their work. Ultraman was flying fast in the air, and monsters were rampant along the way. In the unfavorable situation of "the enemy is strong and we are weak, the enemy is big and we are small", we fight in darkness, and then every time Ultraman appears, he subdues the enemy.
Educational books should not be underestimated, there are an astonishing number of them. All kinds of review stuff for exams are flying everywhere, like a nest of birds in chaos. Primary and middle school students stopped here and lingered over it. They wanted to buy this book and that one, but in the end they didn't buy anything. This kind of book usually starts with a set of beautiful words to prove its high level, but the answers are full of holes and loopholes like a honeycomb.
Most consumers of tapes and discs are young people. The tape is all-encompassing, with a slightly moaning sound. When singing "Love Threads", it suddenly becomes silent. After repeated investigations, it was discovered that the tape and the machine were "Love Threads Ties".
I wrote "Bookstore" when I was in the second grade of junior high school, and it was published in the 9th issue of Jiangsu "Youth Literature" in 1997. I thought I was writing it at night, and when I felt sleepy, I put the pen away in a hurry. When I read it again now, I found that the writing was not very enjoyable, and the ending was particularly hasty and had a weird sense of being separated from the main text. Two years later, the bookstore has changed a lot, so I will write an additional article.
In the last few years of the century, bookstores became more and more open. I remember that in the past, when buying books, I could only look at them from a distance. The books were lying safely in the cupboard, and I could only look at the names and guess the contents. The most terrible thing is that the price of the book is suppressed underneath. If you look sideways, you still don't know the price. It was extremely painful both physically and mentally
and I was even embarrassed to alert the salesperson.
Once I was alarmed, I couldn't help but buy it for the sake of my face, so I pretended to read it, and secretly shouted in my heart: Don't be too expensive! Don't be too expensive! But this book seems to be a thin volume, and I felt something bad when I got it in my hand. How to gain a lot of weight. Western philosophers say that love at first sight should not be believed, and the same goes for buying books. Then he became more and more upset. Finally, he closed his eyes, twitched the muscles at the corner of his mouth, turned the book over and scanned the price, stared at it, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva involuntarily, thinking that he was lucky, it was not ridiculously expensive. , still affordable. Things are different now. Nowadays, you can check the price first before reading the book, but it will inevitably attract some book lovers.
I once witnessed a thief stealing books. The thief first picked out a good book that he had admired for a long time, and curled up to read it. The collar of his leather jacket, as stiff as steel, must be wide open. The thief covered his head with his left hand and scratched his head with his right hand. Slowly put the book in his clothes, after scratching his head, tossing his hair, he looked around at what was going on, and then sat there, sinking the book into his stomach. But the thief couldn't care less about Shu. He stole another cassette tape and walked out of the bookstore with his head raised but not his chest raised. Unexpectedly, a machine at the door of the store kept beeping. The thief was curious and turned around to find out what was going on. This time, he was very unlucky. He missed the opportunity to escape and was captured by two fat guards.
After all, this is the behavior of a very small number of people. The vast majority of people go to bookstores just to read books. Moreover, some books now are hundreds of pages thick, but the number of words is not many. Each word is They are all stretched to a radius of one centimeter, and the word spacing is so stretched that one finger cannot cover a word. The two words are on opposite sides, and reading a page is just a glance! A highly efficient person can read through one in an afternoon. In view of this, libraries everywhere have been left out.
Those who come here just for reading may be clean and tidy, but some of them are unkempt and have their fingernails longer than their hair. After reading a few pages, they secretly put their little fingers into their nostrils. They dug them repeatedly until they finally pulled them out. Put your thumb on your little finger, "Bang——", the sonorous sound was full of relaxation, and the pile of black things disappeared instantly. As for where it was bounced, it was impossible to trace. I thought this person would give it up, but he improved his tools and dug deeply with his index finger, just like opening a canal in the Sui Dynasty. He dragged out a finger of yellow liquid, but couldn't get it out, so he wiped it on the book.
Adults are like this, and children are even more serious. Seeing the colorful colors in the bookstore from a distance arouses sensory curiosity, taking small steps and twisting all the way, but the steps cannot keep up with the speed, and they start to walk in a swaying way. , due to lack of strength in his legs, his left foot hooked on his right foot, causing him to fall loudly, but he was determined and still twisted into the bookstore. I couldn't find the picture book for a while, so I picked up a copy of "A Study of Western Studies and Chinese Ming and Qing Culture" and read it carefully. I was not interested. After I put down the book, ten fingerprints suddenly appeared. Everywhere I passed, I touched it.
As dusk approaches, migrant workers come to have a spiritual feast. After entering the store, I went straight to the topic, picked up "Body Art" and looked at it endlessly, making my mouth water. Those who are a little literate will read this kind of content in the text. Nowadays, in most novels, the hero and heroine have sex all the way from the first chapter to the last chapter, and they never tire of it. There are even books that lavishly describe the love between mother and son, and are also marked as documentary literature. In Hesiod's "Theogony", the god Uranus married his old mother Gaia as his wife, and gave birth to six boys and six girls. But unexpectedly, the myth has become a reality today. . After reading it, the migrant workers went out to write literary criticism and exchange their experiences with each other.
I occasionally see people buying books. The first thing they do when they get the book at the cashier is to wipe it repeatedly. However, the book has been trampled by many people and is not new after a hundred wipes. There are constant fingerprints on the pages, and it has been severely trampled. of. Sales were deteriorating. Therefore, there will always be discounts in private bookstores, but discounts are not easy and excuses for discounts are difficult to find. China, unlike the United States, has fewer holidays, so we cannot just list them: To welcome the XX Festival, our store is offering a XX discount. I had no choice but to write against my will: In order to thank our readers for their enthusiastic support of our store, we have decided to offer a 20% discount within five days from now on. A month later, I passed by the bookstore and the door still said "20% off for five days from now." Some smaller bookstores have no financial resources and have no choice but to offer 50% off sales within eight days. The lower the discount, the more patiently those who want to buy books wait for a 20% or 30% discount on a certain day of the month, and the two sides are in a stalemate. But when I woke up one day when I wanted to buy a book, I found that the small bookstore opposite had been replaced by Jackson Coffee House or Jackson Coffee Horse. I regretted it.
A strong bookstore cannot discount at will. Write on the big blackboard: Our store recently invited a famous writer, famous philosopher, and critic ××× to sign and sell books on ×month×day.
Although this famous writer is not yet famous, the fact that he dares to use the word "famous" is not only a commercial hype, but also a reflection of the writer's courage. Cao Chen's "Tooth Hua Lu" said that one day, Zheng Hanqing was playing at the beach and heard an old man looking at the sea and saying to himself: "There is nothing in the world to fill this sea." Zheng Hanqing said: "Only my future reputation can fill this sea!" (Only my name can be filled in this ear!) This writer also has this kind of thinking. Chinese people love vanity. Having a writer's signature, no matter which department is famous or not, asking for a signature can be used as a basis for bragging in the future. So, on × month × day, there was a huge queue. The writer arrived late, and everyone who was waiting was anxious. Just when people were about to lose consciousness, they suddenly heard a creak from the back door of the bookstore, and the people in the front row exclaimed: "Here we come!" The crowd was immediately excited. The writer began to sign, first stretching his name, then squeezing it into a circle, and then painted "swish" on the title page. This signature method was used by foreign strikes. The person who led the signature was unlucky, so he invented the round signature petition, which was stolen by this writer. He was afraid that which of the three characters in his name would lead the other two characters and rebel, so he did not dare to sign. into a straight line. After signing in, the writer's arm strength was weak and his signature began to look like a circle. There were also a few good scholars who lingered after signing their names, passing notes and questioning: Mr. He is a "Sick Human", he keeps silent and pretends to be profound. Later, I simply stopped drawing circles and changed them to straight lines. The signature event was finally completed, and the boss was so surprised that he kept counting the money.
The activity stimulated people's mood to buy books. Small stores closed down one after another, and large stores expanded their business. As a result, small stores became smaller and big stores became larger. Looking at the vast amount of books in the room, I couldn’t figure out where they came from. Recently, there has been great news that you can get rich by writing articles! The leader in getting rich among literati is Ni Kuang, who specializes in writing science fiction novels. Since the literacy level of people who read such novels is not very high, he is afraid that both characters in his name will not be the same. If you don't know, he changed his name to "Westrel", which is Mr. Wesley that most people love now. It is said that Mr. Wei writes books very quickly, and readers buy his books even faster, which is impressive.
After reading the book, it is more troublesome to get out of the bookstore. First, you have to pull out your own bag from the mountain-high pile of bags on the ground at the bag delivery office. Unexpectedly, the embankment of a thousand miles was destroyed by an ant nest. As soon as you took out the bag, you turned around and heard With a "wow" sound, Baoshan was immediately leveled into Baohai. A person in a bookstore looked at you angrily, and you left in a hurry. When you arrived at the door of the store, the guard stared at your belly to see if there were any angular pages sticking out. Therefore, I advise everyone not to enter after eating.
Looking into the cup
What I think about is human nature, especially the bad nature of the Chinese nation. Mr. Lu Xun’s explanation is not exhaustive. I have my opinion.
The "Three Character Classic" of the Southern Song Dynasty states that "people are inherently good by nature", which shows that people are like this ball of dry cloth when they are born, and they can strictly discipline themselves; when they come into contact with the water of society, even if it is pure water, they can't help but feel shy. The original rigor of the blades of grass will slowly be stretched out and gradually infiltrated. His thoughts moved closer to Liezi.
Chinese people have always had a character as strong as steel, so there are occasionally those who keep themselves clean and live up to their standards of purity even decades after birth. These extremely pure people have not been immersed in water and do not contribute to society. If it is accommodated, "a gentleman is poor". This is what happens when you write essays. There are many essays exposing evil in "Zawenbao" and "Wenhuibao", which are very enjoyable to read, and I feel that the author really hates evil as much as he hates it. In fact, it is not the case. You have to read it carefully. After reading it carefully, you can taste the author's own anger-why I am not an official. If these people who scold officials suddenly get official positions, they may be like Li Bai, who wants to be proud of being an official. Unfortunately, nowadays, official positions are in high demand and these people who criticize officials and want to be officials cannot get their turn. Therefore, they have no choice but to criticize officials more and more.
Writing this, Na Bu already seemed like an extremely tired person lying on the bed, stretching and filling his cup. After being in contact for a long time, it will inevitably be revealed. I also thought of the Confucian principles of moderation and modesty that the Chinese have always adhered to. As a Chinese, unfortunately, I have to learn to be humble first. No matter how arrogant a person is at first, he must gradually become humble. Qian Zhongshu was so arrogant at first that he pitied his mentors Wu Mi and Ye Gongchao, and was demoted as "too stupid" and "too lazy". Kong Qingmao: "The Biography of Qian Zhongshu" and "Qian Zhongshu Stepping out of the Magic Mirror". , but unfortunately there was no such arrogant words of self-respect later, and it can be regarded as soaked in water. Li Ao is still good, but the Kuomintang can't get rid of him for the time being. He kills everyone he doesn't like, and he also kills the Kuomintang.
He said that if he wanted to find someone he admired, he would look in the mirror, "Li Ao Ruyi's Enmity and Enmity", published by China Friendship Publishing House. , but how many such traitorous talents can China produce who are outside the twenty-fourth grade in both writing and person?
However, it is not easy to be a person who can speak out about one's own level in China. The anecdotes of some immodest people were collected in "Shihualu". What kind of book is "Shihualu"? - a joke book! In the future, some people will educate their sons like this: "My son is good, and I will treat you well." At this time, even if you have a talent, remember not to be arrogant. If you look at the arrogance of "Tianhualu", you can't help but make a joke!" The Chinese people are good, integrate well with society, and behave modestly.
China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they encountered normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes.
Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence. Fortunately, Hu Shi died of illness, otherwise he would have been furious to see this scene. As a result, people who don't talk big are accepted by society.
As I write this, the cloth has absorbed water to the point of falling. So it involves the result of being too immersed in society-crime. The crime rate in the United States ranks first in the world. I have read a lot of books that criticize and praise the United States, and I have a bad impression of the United States. But one thing is worth affirming. No matter how rich an American child is, he cannot be allowed to enter a pornographic school. cinema.
Do Chinese educators know that this is connected with juvenile delinquency? If a person under age contaminates the society too much, it will happen - Chinese educators make too clear a distinction between sex and crime. , it can be seen from the text that the Chinese man-made characters are not the prophets of the ancient Romans. There is a word in Latin called "Corpusdelieti", which is interpreted as "body, flesh" and "criminal conditions". It can be seen that the Romans have long recognized that the body is as a condition of crime.
Writing this, I suddenly realized that the cloth had sunk to the bottom of the cup.
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