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When school starts, how do parents greet everyone when they join their children's class for the first time?
"My child went to elementary school and built a WeChat group. Since then, I have opened my eyes! " This is a sigh recently made by Ms. Liu, a first-grade parent of Quanxing Primary School in Changsha, in a circle of friends. The reporter asked her why. Ms. Liu said that after the parents of her son's class were established, parents sometimes occasionally talked about parenting in the group. One or two mothers are absolutely unique, giving a long reply every time, thinking that they are mentors of other parents. "For example, on one occasion, everyone talked about children's love to play with mobile phones, fearing that it would affect their study. The mother spoke five or six hundred words there.
Another mother is a "chicken soup fan". From time to time, she has to share her parenting experience and chicken soup in the group, but she still can't move the screen. At first, someone praised her. Later, some parents had different views. The two sides almost quarreled in the group. Finally, the teacher came forward to "truce". What an eye opener!
Dream baby
In addition to being mentors, there are also a group of parents who like to show off their children in the WeChat group. Ms. Li, a parent of Changsha Golden Eagle Primary School, said that some of their parents are "high emotional intelligence". Under the banner of communicating with the teacher about the child's situation, it is actually beating around the bush. "What textbook is too simple for his baby? He spent an evening reading the book.
There is no time to learn math. If you have time, you can read the whole book in one night. Then he wrote a short composition, which seemed to be communicating with the teacher. After reading it for a long time, he didn't know what to say. Teachers are probably stupid and silent. "
Ms. Li said that some parents put up small stickers from time to time, finished their homework, wrote good words, and proudly praised everyone. In fact, they hope the teacher will pay attention. "Every child is the best child in parents' hearts. What do you think of other parents? " Ms. Li said.
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