What jokes have you encountered in your conversation with your friends?

Chatting in the dormitory at night always tells many jokes, which is our childhood experience.

First, event one.

This is something I did when I was a child, that is, I lived in the countryside when I was a child, and then I used stoves in the countryside. Usually, hot water is heated on the stove with an iron pan. Then I bathed the children when I was a child. I boil water in a big iron basin and then wash it with cold water. Once at home, adults boiled water for me and added cold water. I tried the water temperature and found it was just right. Just put me in, and then I began to cry, because I was too young to talk, and I would cry even if I was burned. Later, they took me out to coax me, and only when they touched the bottom of the basin did they find that the bottom of the basin was hot. We all know that there is no water for metal to dissipate heat, because the specific heat capacity is relatively small, so the bottom of the boiling basin just taken off the stove is actually very hot. I remember when I finished this matter, they were almost laughing and crying. ?

Second, event two.

I have a friend who is very active. He can jump up and down, climb trees and climb walls. It is the pull-ups that boys usually have to assess. Many people can't do it, but she can do five. On the 1.8-meter horizontal bar, she can climb up along the pole and turn back on it. Because she is only 1.6 meters tall. However, she looks very masculine, and you can't tell whether she is a boy or a girl from the photo. Then when she just transferred to our class, my eldest brother (student) asked him when he was looking for a seat, are you a boy or a girl? Laugh till you cry. This is what she told us later. We didn't know each other at that time.

Third, event n.

There are really too many funny things, such as jumping down the 12 stairs and running on. For example, skipping classes as a whole and going behind my school, for example, because the little boy bullied himself and scratched his face. With all kinds of endless events, I sometimes wonder if these people are really little girls. .