Tell me some hilarious jokes, don't copy them, it's boring!

Half an hour later, during World War II, an American soldier took his American girlfriend to have sex in bed. After a while, the soldier took an orange out of his pocket and gave it to the girl. The girl refused: "During the war, there were very few oranges in England. We should give it to children and pregnant women. " "Never mind, dear," said the soldier. "You can take it away now. You can eat it in half an hour after getting out of bed. " The benefits of cucumber 1 don't look at people's faces. 2. Cucumber never asks, "How? Did you do well? Have you arrived in * *? " You can easily hide cucumbers in the refrigerator. No matter how old you are, you can find fresh cucumbers. 5. Cucumber can be eaten at both ends. 6. Cucumbers don't like size. 7. Cucumber is born with granules. 8. Cucumber will not vomit, and there is no pressure in pregnancy. 9. Cucumber won't say:No.. 10, the thickness of cucumber, choose at will. The disadvantage of cucumber 1 is that it is not in the mood. 2. You can't rely on it to stimulate love songs. It was very cold at first. 4. it can't be automatic, and it hurts after a long time. You can't use too much force to prevent it from being broken. If it is broken, half of it will be trapped inside, and an obstetrician will have to be asked to get it. A 70-year-old man married a 28-year-old woman three times. On the bed of the wedding night, I saw the old man stretch out three fingers and paddle to his wife. The young wife covered her mouth and smiled: "Alas! You have to do it three times! " Wife: "No, I asked you to use that finger." People who are afraid of their wives have torture devices. After quarreling with his wife, she tried to pinch his finger. The husband said, "We can't find such instruments of torture at home." His wife asked him to borrow it from his neighbor. My husband sometimes goes out and keeps complaining and cursing in a low voice. His wife called him, "What did he say just now?" Husband replied: "I said that you have torture devices there and asked me to borrow them from someone else's house." There was once a nun who set herself on fire in a cave, which was terrible. She used radish instead of penis to do whatever she wanted. Unexpectedly, she pushed too hard, broke off half a radish, didn't break it out, and swollen her stomach. Only one doctor was invited to see her. The doctor examined a piece and pressed it for a long time. The radish suddenly jumped out and bounced on the doctor's face. The doctor was shocked: "I have thousands of doctors and have never seen a hole that can be made."