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Space, interesting mood, interesting mood phrases

1, the newly opened crazy woman doesn't take a shower and is covered in greasy prickly heat.

2. May Day is busy until National Day.

3. I am willing to be a house slave for my family. Might as well give up everything for freedom.

I just pulled out my wisdom teeth from the hospital yesterday. After passing a slipper stall, my wife chose a pair and asked, how much is it? 25 yuan, my wife quickly took money from my pocket. I immediately held her hand, spit out one mouthful blood, and squeezed out three words: less! As a result, stall owners and passers-by were shocked.

5, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man. ....

6. Yue Lao, can you stop matching me with inferior red lines? Damn it, it's broken every once in a while.

7. You look very creative. A smile made us all lose our heads.

8, like a person, watching him talk is like reading comprehension in a Chinese exam.

9. Fresh meat Fresh meat will never wrinkle.

10, the beginning of life, good nature, is a hero who doesn't do his homework. What if the teacher hits me? Pick up a kitchen knife and do it with him. I can't do it. Oh, my God, you can find Altman.

1 1, a free shooter, will definitely travel. Surfing, mountain climbing, shooting, horse racing, let your whole body move, go to Hainan or Huangshan, you decide!

12, the most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, and fat loves me.

13, did you eat Rejoice? Why are you so confident?

14, I still remember what Zhou Chongguang said: Even the last cockroach in my family left, and the last thing he said before he left was that I couldn't stand it.

15, I know I can't see any results from my investment. Why can't I let go?

16, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

17, Hag: Nothing to kill. Romance: Nothing. Find a beautiful woman to sleep with. Rich man: nothing to buy a new car to drive. Me: Nothing. Pick up a cigarette and smoke it.

18, "Love or not, give me a one-word answer" "No" "Are you not good at math?"

19, the first frost arrives, the precipitation is foggy and frosty, and the rainfall is windy and cool; Blessing, clothes, water and rice, farewell, warmth and customs (heart); SMS arrives, I wish you happiness all the time, happy laughter every day and happiness every year! Hehe, Happy New Year!

20, I ate fried again! Today, I let go of my stomach again Going home is still chocolate addiction, and all six breads are solved. No one can eat at KFC twice. I can't help but see the sweet potato chips on the roadside. Still delicious, sweet and oily! I can't finish eating strawberries at home, and now I feel belly for three months.

2 1, thousands of calculations failed to stop the finger from dying of tanning color difference.

22. The most romantic thing I can think of is to stick with you slowly, collect bits and pieces of good things along the way, put them in a wheelchair and talk slowly until I can't go anymore, holding the stock tightly in my hand ~

23. The police said I was driving under the influence of alcohol. I was stunned. I just drank and rode my bike. And seized my student id card. This policeman is too responsible.

24. My classmate's mother buys things online and communicates with the shopkeeper. I was going to ask you if you could pay on delivery. Can you live long enough to pay? . . . . . After a long time, the host replied weakly: dear! I will fight for it. . .

25. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it. . . `

In the new year, I feel that many things will come to an end. For example, the wish that can only be realized in the Year of the Monkey is far away. For example, I want to give you a chance 12 to have a monkey. Haha, it's really good. 20 16 years, we first met. Please take care of us.

27, wandering outside the supermarket, I heard two uncles talking, one said you, drive carefully, don't hit people! Another uncle's domineering answer, it's not that you don't understand my skills. Watch me show you a drift! Uncle car, you've had enough. Is the shopping cart so fun?

28, although you are a tooth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, just have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?

I can't help you. You, just ask God.

30. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

QQ space funny talking about mood phrases

1. Women always like to ask men: If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you be? At this time, you replied: Your father and I are drunk. Who are you helping?

Second, teacher, don't call students stupid. If we all know what you want!

Hello, dare to be my son's father? Hello, dare to be my son's mother?

A woman will never forget the man who conquered her physically or psychologically.

I like the way you can't get used to me and get rid of me.

If you want to ruin a song, set it as an alarm clock.

In the school dormitory, the water in my cup is always stolen. I write on the cup with correction fluid: Don't drink! The water level is still falling. One day, after taking the medicine, I didn't want to take two more tablets, so I threw them into the cup. As soon as I sat down the next morning, I heard a boy behind me whisper, "That's tough enough! Was drugged! "

Eight, I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

Nine, in the future, you are not mine, and I am not yours.

There is a weirdo in our class. He listens to the teacher very well and talks back to death if he doesn't listen. In that math class, the teacher came up to him and said, "It's not good to study hard. What should I do after that? " The goods bowed their heads and said, "Do you care about me?" The math teacher looked back at him and said, "It's winter. What kind of place are you going? There is no grass in winter. Why are you so bad? You want the sheep to starve to death? " The whole class instantly!

Eleven, tell you a ghost story, talk about funny personality.

12. Idiot, I want to fool around with you at any time. Idiot, I want to giggle with you every day

Thirteen, another masterpiece after Brother Chun, Hang Conan, failed in the exam. If you have a poster of Kobe, don't hang conan, otherwise don't hang Kobe hang conan; You can also use Kobe's poster alone, because Kobe is not hang conan!

Recently, a group of buddies in the class always don't hand in their homework. The teacher was very angry. Scold them in front of the whole class: how come you came to school without even doing your homework! Being a student is totally different from being a student! Don't come to school if your lessons are not good in the future! After the teacher's lesson, the situation has really made a major breakthrough. More than half of the students didn't come to class the next day!

I don't envy what you have or what I have.

Although you wear cologne, I can still smell scum.

17. May you die of heartbreak after missing me for many years.

Eighteen, the so-called happy thing: 1, find a good job and don't close; 2. Encountering a good director is not dedicated; 3. You don't have to buy a house to get a good wife; 4. I met a good doctor without giving a gift; 5. I have a son who has no identity card; 6. Do not bribe to get good business; 7. You don't have to pretend to make real friends; I don't have to admit that I met a good leader.

19. Love quickly, do quickly, and disperse quickly. When you get old, it will be too late.

Twenty, do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Twenty-one, the buddy said that the clothes worn by his family are sexy, and the clothes worn by others are streaking ~ ~ ~

You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.

Space is funny. Tell me about it.

1, a temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations! 2. Handsome people talk half the time, for example.

3. The diamond stays, and the bachelor can go.

I haven't hit on you, so why hit on me?

5. The customer is not God, just fooled.

6. Born with rain, not a genius!

7. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

8. Distance produces beauty, and it also produces small 3 and small 4.

9. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

10, you make my eyes red, but I still smile and forgive.

1 1. If I can't beat you, I will turn against you.

12, people are iron, base is steel, and a day is not boring.

13. We will know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

14, see you smile, everything need not be distressed.

15, you are shameless, and the model is SB.

16, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

17, people who like to kiss up are ultimately for riding horses.

18, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

19, is anyone chasing you now? Yes, I owe her a dollar.

20. Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

2 1. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste!

22. Don't pull a long face all day. Think about how many points you got in the exam.

23. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!

24. Sisters said, tell fortune tomorrow and calculate the lives of those bitches.

25, life is not perfect, poor and rich, just happy.

26. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

27. I still have a short message in my mobile phone that I like you.

28. Listening to the rain, I miss you. The sound of rain is falling.

29. It's not that I didn't do well in the exam, but that I can answer and it won't.

30. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.

3 1, you are a good person and a bad person. You were honest with me just to run to her.

32. To live is to toss and turn, because we will all die for a long time.

33. Although I don't have a boyfriend, I am very happy with my best friend!

34. I like men to show women. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

35. I'm sorry, your husband has been sleeping in other places, and you have been forced to get out of bed.

36. It is said that accounting and medicine are a perfect match, one makes money and the other kills.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

38. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

39. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

40, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

4 1, research shows that in any case, the opposite sex deskmates have liked each other.

42. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

43. I really envy those people who have the body like a monkey but the appetite like a pig.

44. The best love is to be happy and still be loved.

45. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!

46. We have no intention of sleeping for a long night. What can we pursue besides creating human beings?

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

48. I once wanted to leave everything to you, but I never wanted to leave loneliness to myself.

49. I kept all our memories, but now you have disappeared from my memory.

50. Happiness is actually very simple. It's sweet to have grandpa with you, even if it's just getting up early with a glass of water.

5 1, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

52. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

53. I thought I was evil. I didn't know until I met him. Few people are better than me.

54. Make an appointment with classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

55. Some things will be happier if you forget them. Don't tell me about them. Hurry up and make up your homework.

56. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

57. Actually, I am a good person. I have to take my time. After a long time, you will know that I am not a thing.

58. Xiaoming unfortunately met a robber when he came home. In desperation, he picked up the National Day homework and killed the gangster!

59. There are many levels of inferiority complex. The highest state of inferiority is boasting that everything is a genius.

60, the text has been abolished, and the reason has been paralyzed. Learning is a waste, and people are stupid. All subjects must fail, and all schoolmasters can only be bloodbath.

6 1. If you think I have become a person who often scolds you from time to time, then congratulations on our acquaintance. .

62. I will have a son with a handsome name in the future, so others will say handsome dad when they see me.

63. I'm used to beauty cameras, and once I accidentally turned on the camera that came with my mobile phone, which scared me to throw it out.

If you value his money, it will become yours in due course. Strike while the iron is hot, and love to ask for money!

65. Why can't 520 be divisible by 3? Because love can't tolerate the fault of mistress, because mistress can't divide.

66. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels that she was blind at the beginning.

67. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out.

If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can come out handsome.

69. Starting today, please reply to me as long as my friend has no money. I can tell you how I lived without money.

70. You are the Tarim Basin and I am the Pacific Water Vapor. I traveled a long way and tried my best to get close to you, but I couldn't reach your heart.

7 1, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

72. To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the side. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

73. If you like someone, go after him boldly. If you kiss him, he will be yours. What if I don't like you after kissing? So what? You kissed him anyway.

74. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. This kind of life is simply an animal history.

75. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him. If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

76. The weather is very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed.

77. A female friend's birthday, the four of us discussed sending her a happy birthday at 0: 00, and each of us sent a sentence, and I got the second sentence. As a result, they didn't send it

78, you are my favorite, you are my joke, you often rely on me, but I give you a tie, let me pull from time to time, you often eat leftovers, and even let me often kick, my dog is so good.

79. It takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Love you forever.

80. What is the most beautiful letter H? Why? It connects two lines that will never intersect. God replied: A, it broke two legs together.

8 1, when love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle of life and death!

Funny space, talking about mood

1. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised. 2. You are what I am.

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

4. Dude, I'll give you an award of forever silence.

The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

6. It's hard to love someone, but it's easy to give up someone.

7. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, so my sister should be unhappy when she changes every day.

8. The temperature of your palm is not high, but it is enough to warm me.

9. I am lucky to know you.

/kloc-0 0 I licked my fingers and cried.

1 1. Ducks can't fly, but they can fly when cooked.

12, as long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

13, no matter what dog I test, I believe my future is bright.

14, I really envy my deskmate. His deskmate is much more handsome than mine.

15, sorry, I'm an artist. It's my job to stare at beautiful women.

16, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

17, who can get my grades up, even people and lives are yours.

18, not being a bad guy is a waste of your sneaky eyes.

19, the most painful love triangle in the world: I love to eat, and fat loves me.

20. I like watching Naruto, because every episode kills a village of Japanese.

2 1, it is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet!

22, don't pretend to be garlic in the lush years, that's not good.

23. However, we can't hide the goodness from God, so we have to keep on being handsome.

24. You should be better than anyone else, but you have a mobile phone.

25. Why do you often cry? Because you pretend to be too deep.

26. Wife, although you can't say love, don't die before me.

27. We are old if we are not crazy, and we are crazy if you are not old!

28. The friend said, Hey, you are really good. Long time no see, you have gained weight.

Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

30. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

3 1, the person who is angry with you, you never know how many times he put up with you?

32. I don't need too many words to love you, as long as I have you in my heart.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage, I would have thrown you out.

34, grades, you bitch, always provoke my relationship with my parents.

35. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

36. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

37. A woman with a variety of amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman who doesn't understand amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

38. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.

39. If I can't get married one day, please bury me in if you are the one.

40. I saw a beautiful woman in the street today. A closer look turned out to be a mirror.

4 1, I really don't want to despise you with my toes, but you forced me to do so.

42. Tang Yan's meat can live forever, but Tang Yan's excrement doesn't know if it has the same effect.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

44. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

45. There is no distinction between high and low in life. Never underestimate yourself at any time.

46. I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, it was dark in mcquarrie.

47. Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

48. It's not that I can't meet better, but because of you, I don't want to meet better.

49. There are many things I don't know how to say. Forgive me for my clumsiness and my failure to tell you the happiness you want.

50. What gifts will you receive on National Day? I will receive a pile of homework!

5 1, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, you can't have both, so I left.

52. A greeting is full of youth, and others can't hear it. Years are concentrated in your sight.

53. My name is him in my girlfriend's mobile phone. After breaking up, I became it.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

55, I really admire Zhao Ting, these movies didn't say to change my head, I can't do it.

56. If one day, you choose to give up on me, I won't cry, but a stronger smile.

57, your door will not beat even a simple greeting, because I stole your QQ!

58. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

59. One day I met my old self, and I must slap it. You have done too many wrong things.

60. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password. .

6 1, when we are in love, we call what we say an oath, and when we are gone, an oath is called death.

Son, don't blame your mother for not studying hard now. Because mom saw a handsome guy who looks like your father.

What touched you may not be his sweet words, but a silly moment when he wanted to do something for you.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

65. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw the slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

66. How many students, even in summer, have a thick quilt on the bed, because we don't cover it, but just sleep with it.

67. The little mouse made a speech. Mother mouse said that she was ill. So, mother mouse said, well, I'll bring a pack of rat poison later.

Times have changed, so have men and women. Twenty years ago, this was the standard of birth, but now, this is the standard of mate selection.

69. A classmate caught a puppy and happened to meet a math class. As a result, the dog fell asleep while listening to the teacher.

I know money, but money doesn't know me. Every time I meet it, it always says: Don't talk to strangers. Stay away from me.

7 1. Time is a butcher knife. This is for beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

72. A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can also find such a man.

73. The three most painful things for men: being caught by a lover to accompany his wife to buy food; Caught by his wife shopping with sympathizers; Trapped in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

74. Nongfu Spring has a little field and is not afraid of drought or water; Work hard to cultivate Wang Laoji, and have tea to drink after finishing farm work; Master Kong, the best chef, eats delicious food every day!

75. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth, let go of your hand, alas, you son of a bitch, you bite a bitch without saying hello!

76. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

77. How many centuries have passed and we met; How many marriages have been accumulated, and we love each other. Honey, it's good to have you. Let's love each other sweetly and grow old together!