My wife is unhappy. Whose joke is the funniest?

1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

I have not only a car, but also my own!

Give it to me and don't worry, there's nothing wrong with it!

Relax, I am not a good person.

When there is a bright moon, ask Yi Zhongtian!

6. You said you liked me? In fact, at first I actually, alas, I told you that I actually liked myself.

7. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

8. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

9. There is a way to do it first in Shushan, and there is no end to learning.

Animals sell advertisements.

1.

Lion: I have a cold, so I must eat you.

Zebra: Why do you want to eat me?

Lion: The doctor said to eat "black and white"!

Zebra: The doctor also said that I should take white films during the day and black films at night. I grew up here together. How can you talk?

2.

Cow: Stomach acid, bloating and stomachache. Give me a fool.

M: How can I find my stomach trouble?

Niu: Alas! I asked, and they all said "Martinine" should be used. Just give me a few words.

Oh, don't worry, I think you will be all right in three or nine days.

Niu: Why?

Ma: Don't they all say "Sanjiu Weitai"?

3.

Tiger: The doctor said I was malnourished. Alas! I don't think you can solve the problem either. What a nuisance!

Rabbit: yes, your majesty, I can't fill your teeth, but there are two things that will be effective if you eat them.

Tiger: What's this?

Rabbit: Eat a wolf and a wolf every day.

Tiger: Is it useful?

Rabbit: It works. It is said that they are "golden partners".