A humorous joke that makes people feel relaxed.

Jokes can make people happy and relaxed. Here I'll sort out some relaxing humorous jokes, hoping to help you.

First of all, the wish has come true.

An old couple born on the same day of the same year celebrated their 60th birthday. During the dinner, God came and said that he could satisfy their two wishes.

My dream is to travel around the world, said the old woman. God waved his wand, wow! Dig out a pile of plane tickets.

The old man said: I want to live with a woman 30 years younger than me. God waved his wand, wow! Turn the old man into 90?

Second, you have never been with a man, so you don't know what a man is good for.

Recently, a female friend finally confessed to her mother that she likes girls.

After hearing this, her mother wailed, beat her chest and cried. You must have never been with a man, so you don't know what a man is for! ?

Her brother nodded silently beside her?

Third, I know, speaking of divorce.

I'm going to get a license with my girlfriend,

Just had a good talk with her,

I said:? Have you thought about it?

Are you sure you want to get a license with me?

She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved.

I said again:? After quarreling and getting angry,

You can't just break up. ?

She said:? I know. Speaking of divorce. ?

Fourthly, there will be a discount in JD.COM.

? JD.COM is going to have a discount! It is said to celebrate that the boss has found the boss's wife for three days! ?

My best friend called me excitedly.

I asked:? Boss? who is it?

? Oh, that's the one called milk tea. ?

? Rene Liu! Is she married? Haven't you heard about the divorce?

? No, what day is it today? ?

? Yin or Yi Zhongtian? Ehan Juan？ Park Youchun? Gai Jiaotian? All men. He broke his arm? You said it was Sean's daily life, so I was anxious with you! How old is that child! ?

? Not a person! It's a woman named Zhang! ?

? Zhang Ziyi? Gambling with Macao king powder so soon?

? Sister, don't you surf the Internet? I won't tell you, I went shopping in JD.COM! ?

A banker met a very beautiful actress.

A banker met a very beautiful actress.

After a period of contact, the two decided to get married.

Bankers are worried about the actress's reputation,

She asked a private detective to investigate her social activities anonymously.

The results were soon received: the young lady's private life was exemplary,

She is a well-deserved good person who is praised by everyone.

Only one thing, she is now closely related to a celebrity in the banking industry.

This man is a total villain.

Sixth, the palm is good

Driving on the road today, I found a cyclist proudly taking off his bike.

After I saw this dangerous behavior, I shouted sharply: good palm! ?