Children's jokes

Cold jokes are a new linguistic phenomenon. With the popularity of the Internet, they have penetrated into the daily life of young people. An occasional joke or two can make the communication atmosphere relaxed and pleasant, and also show the humor and wisdom of the confidante. The following is a cold joke I prepared for my children. Let's laugh together!

The child's joke (1) 1, Xiaoli said to her mother, "The puppy is licking its own hand."

Mother corrected her: "son, dogs' hands are called paws, and people's paws are called hands."

2. The baby's mother is an obstetrician and her father is a pediatrician.

One day, his classmates asked him, "What do your parents do?"

The baby said, "My mother gave birth to the baby and my father repaired it."

3. In order to help Xiaohua better understand the application problem, the teacher made an analogy: "The air conditioner in the shopping mall requires a temperature difference of 4 degrees between indoor and outdoor. So when the outdoor temperature is 24 degrees, how many degrees should the indoor air conditioner be turned on? "

Xiaohua replied, "20 degrees."

Teacher: "Correct. What about outside 14 degrees? "

Xiaohua: "Indoor temperature 10 degrees."

Teacher: "Very good. What about 4 degrees outside? "

Xiaohua: "It's so cold, do you still need to turn on the air conditioner?"

Children's joke (2) 1, when eating, mom gave dad a big bowl of rice, and dad said, "There are too many, I can't eat."

The son replied: "You are such a big child, why can't you eat!" " "

The family laughed and sprayed on the spot.

2. One day, the mother asked her 3-year-old son, "What is the word' ask'?"

The son replied, "Read the door."

Mom prompts: "Look carefully, there is a word in the' door'."

The son suddenly realized, "I see, read' door'."

Walking down the street with my little nephew in my arms, I pointed to the luxury car that passed by me and showed it to my little nephew.

The little guy suddenly said, "Uncle, I'll buy you a car when I grow up."

I asked him excitedly, "How much did you buy for my uncle?"

The little guy said firmly, "50 points!" " "

4. In the morning, my mother casually sang a few lyrics of "Welcome to Beijing", and my son sang along: "My door can't be opened, please come quickly ..."

Father taught his little daughter to know the clock. He pointed to the clock and said, "This represents hours, this represents minutes, and this represents seconds."

The youngest daughter winked: "I know this. But dad, who will stand for a while? "

Children's joke (3) 1, my wife and my three-year-old son went to the children's grandfather's house.

Arriving at the door, the son rushed to knock on the door, waiting for his grandparents to open the door, but his little hand patted the door for a long time without responding.

The wife said, "Use your mouth!"

The son kissed the door with his mouth, but the door hasn't opened yet!

The wife pointed to her son's head and said, "Can you kiss him? Why don't you use your brain? "

Son directly hit the door with his head!

My little ancestor ...

2. When my son was 4 years old, he saw a frog jumping, so he learned to jump like this frog, jumped a few times, stood up and said, "I'm so tired! It's really hard to be a frog, jumping like this every day. "

Dad checked his son's Chinese homework, and one of the questions was to make sentences with "affirmation".

What the son committed was: "Dad went home sadly. He must have lost his money."

Dad was very unhappy and asked his son to make a new sentence.

The son readily agreed, and soon added: "Mom yelled at Dad, and Dad must have lost money again."

Dad told his son to rebuild and stop writing that he lost money.

My son thought for a long time and finally wrote, "Dad won't let me write about losing money, and I'm sure I'm afraid my mother will know that he lost money again."

4. On the bus, little girl: Mom, I'm afraid there's an aunt wearing a mask over there.

Mom: I'm not afraid of babies. She is not a doctor. Mom quickly kicked her out of the car.

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