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English: translation

"Get up, get up, Jim. It's time to get up now! " My mother said that although she pushed me. I opened my eyes and looked at the clock. "Oh, my God! It's 7: 45. I'm going to be late for school again, "I thought. I jumped out of bed. I washed my face and hurried to the bus stop without breakfast. When I started running on the bus. "I believe I can be a dragon at school," I said to myself. Suddenly, the car stopped. Dreyfus got out of the car, and then he said in the car, "Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. There are some wrong cars here. Please get off and wait for the next one. " "I can't wait. Schhol is not the best school. Me, "I thought, and then I started running. However, in my school, it began to rain.

I went to the classroom, but I was wet and shivering with cold. The physics teacher has already started the class. This is Mr Smith. He is 50 years old. All the students are a little afraid of him, so it's me. I like him very much, and I haven't learned any experience or lessons from his physical education class. I hesitated for a moment, then opened the door. I'm very sorry, Mr. Smith, I'm late. I said red face.

"This is you, Jim." Mr Smith said angrily. "I have told you it's not too late, but you …" He stopped suddenly and looked at my wet clothes. He turned to the class and said, "I'm very sorry, my boy and girl." "With that, he quickly took off his coat and handed it to me." Now take off your wet clothes and put this person or you will catch a cold. He said, "Sincerely."

I took Mr. Smith's coat to my seat. This is a little big, but I feel warm. For the first time, I found that physics is so interesting, how do I understand it!

Jim was late for school.

Mr. Smith's physics teacher, Jim walked into the classroom for the first time.

Jim thinks.

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