Our class is coming to an end, and I'm going to tell a joke. I hope you can give me some classic jokes, preferably two people are talking about them.

There is a mental derangement who got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man, and the mental derangement pressed him to the ground without saying anything, pointing a gun at his head! Question: What is 1 1=? The young man was frightened! Meditation for a long time ~ trembling answer: equal to 2''? That psycho shot him without hesitation! Then I held the gun in my arms and said coldly, You know too much.

A mayor was sentenced to death for various problems. However, because it was terminal cancer, he was sentenced to death with a reprieve and was treated in the hospital. He was replaced by a new mayor. After the new mayor took over, he came to the hospital to show his concern for the old mayor. The two exchanged pleasantries for a while. When the new mayor saw that there was no one around, he asked the old mayor, "Big Brother, I have a question for you." The old mayor said, "Come on, I know everything and can say anything." "Well, I'm welcome. I have always wondered how you can have so much money! " Asked the new mayor. A smile appeared on the old mayor's face. He said to the new mayor, "You tore it down!" The new mayor thought for a long time, shook his head and said, "I can't guess." "You tore it down again!" The old mayor added. After thinking hard, the new mayor shook his head and said, "I still can't guess." The old mayor raised his voice and said, "You tear it down hard!" When the new mayor heard this, he suddenly realized, gave a thumbs-up and said to the old mayor, "High, really high!" " "

→ The female secretary got into the car of the county magistrate, and the county magistrate could not help but stretch out his hand to touch the white thigh of the female secretary. The secretary asked the county magistrate: Do you still remember what Deng Xuan wrote in paragraph 7 of page 2 16? The county magistrate blushed and quickly stopped. When I got home, the county magistrate couldn't wait to open paragraph 7 of page 2 16 of Deng Xuan, only to see that it said: Be bold and step fast ... The county magistrate clapped his legs and shouted: God, how many opportunities will be lost without strong theoretical knowledge! Comrades, study hard! !

On the grassland, a running bull said to the cow, Run, the landlord is coming. The cow said, come when you come. What do you want me to run for? The bull said: the landlord likes to brag. B. The cow also ran wild and asked the bull: the landlord likes to brag. B why did you run? Bull said: the landlord is a pervert, not only bragging about B, but also likes to talk nonsense.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. One day, A Shuang died and his family was very sad. In memory of A Shuang, his family held a memorial service for him. At the memorial service, A Shuang's family said sadly, A Shuang, A Shuang. Passers-by asked him, why are you cold? The family said that it was awesome, awesome.