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Allegro Alcohol Fan
Performer: Zhang Zhikuan
Said there was an alcoholic who loved to drink,
He never leaves his bottle every day,
I also like to drink sorghum.
You're ugly when you're drunk,
Once a person is drunk and out of his mind,
Sleeping in the bathroom all night,
His wife advised him every day:
"oh! I said, can you stop drinking! "
The drinker said, "I'm not the one who has to drink."
Just because you often mention the word wine,
Reminds me of wanting to drink immediately,
If you don't mention the word wine,
I'll never drink again.
It's drinking wine,
On September 9,
One two three four five six seven eight nine.
Jiujiu jiujiu jiujiu jiujiu.
I want to drink if you touch the edge of your words. "
His wife said, "All right! Never mention such words again!
You can't drink!
Watching day after day go by for a week,
His wife said nothing about wine.
But this wine fan is greedy,
Go to the street and find a drinking buddy,
Met Zhang Jiu and Li Jiu,
Ask the wine riddle: "Hey! Why haven't I seen my eldest brother drinking these two days? "
The wine fan said, "Alas! Forget it,
I made a bet with my wife,
She said nothing about alcohol. I don't drink.
I told her there were many words,
She didn't say a word about wine.
Two good brothers saved me,
Let me finish my drink quickly. "?
Zhang Jiu Li Jiuji boasted:
"ah! Don't worry, big brother,
You do this, you do this,
I promise you will drink your wine. "
As soon as the drinker hears it,
Turn around and walk home.
I said to my wife:
"ah! I went to my uncle's house to get wine,
If anyone comes to me in the future,
Don't let go of me until you hear the name clearly,
With something in his hand and nothing in his hands,
You even remember your heart,
You must tell me when you come back,
Don't lie, make up your mind. "
His wife said, "All right!"
The wine fan said and turned away.
After a while, the friend of the wine fan called Zhang Jiu.
Holding a big wine basket in your arms!
He said, "I am friends with that big brother who is addicted to alcohol."
Ask him on September 9,
Come to my house for a drink. "
Zhang Jiu said and turned away.
Here we go again. The alcoholic's friend is Li Jiu.
Holding a bundle of leeks with wide leaves, Ma Lian leeks.
He said: "I am also a friend of my big brother who is addicted to alcohol."
He was also invited to attend September 9,
Come to my house to drink jiaozi wine with leek stuffing. "
Li Jiu said turn round and go.
Drunk fan, with a bottle of wine in his hand,
Walk into the room from the outside.
Ask your wife when you take the door:
"ah! Did anyone come to see me?
Who is his last name, first name and friend?
What does the manager have?
Tell me quickly. "
His wife said, "All right!"
The first one to come is Zhang.
"Zhang?"
"ah! Holding a big basket in his arms.
"Erqi basket wow!"
"Two came one by one, named Li Siwu.
Hand also picked a bundle of flat-leaf onions.
They are all your old friends!
Would you please go there for a drink on the Double Ninth Festival?
"Ah, what to drink?"
"Drink four joys and five hands!"
"ah! A listen to wine fans made a worry;
"I don't want to drink any more in my life."
Extended data:
Brief introduction of Mr. Zhang Zhikuan:
1, Zhang Zhikuan, male, 1945, born in Shenxian County, Hebei Province, is a famous allegro performer and a national first-class actor. Now he is the secretary-general of Tianjin Music Association and the chairman of the National Allegro Art Committee, enjoying the "special government allowance" granted by the State Council.
He likes allegro art since he was a child. 1960 was recommended by teacher Guo Rongqi to enter this major and became the only student of Tianjin Radio Quyi Troupe. Allegro learned crosstalk performance from Li Runjie, the creator of this art form, and also from Bai Quanfu. In the second year of joining the League, he made his mark and won the first prize of "Tianjin Youth Basic Skills Reporting Performance" with a section of "Night Attack on Kinmen Island".
3. The representative works are: Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, Great Victory in Fighting Flood, Song Wu Rushing to the Meeting, Wang Xiaoqi, Confused County Magistrate, Talking Big, Hitting People in Oriental Xu Da, Wusong Killing Tigers, Carjacking, Drunkenness, Happy New Year to Uncle Silly, Long March, etc.
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