A joke caused by homophones

1, one day, honest Xiao Li made four big wooden barrels overnight, and the next day he had to carry them to the town to sell subsidized households. Xiao Li got on the bus early in the morning. After getting on the bus, Xiao Li saw that all the seats on the bus were full, so he took out a wooden bucket and sat down. After a while, the bus arrived at the next stop, but several people got on the bus instead of getting off. One of them is a beautiful lady in a one-step dress. After getting on the bus, she saw that there was no seat, so she took out a bucket of Xiao Li and sat down. Seeing the market, Xiao Li wants to put away the bucket. See miss still no sign of getting up, so I have to tell her, miss, please lift your ass. I want that bucket. As a result, the whole car laughed

2. The netizen sent me such a short message; A northerner went to the south on business and went to a restaurant for dinner. He asked, how much is the steamed bread? The waitress replied with a smile: Touching 50 yuan, the man asked: What's next? A: 100 yuan. The man was angry and asked: What about jiaozi? A: Sleeping for 200 yuan, the man shouted: black shop, black shop, I want to report it. The woman asked: Oh, you are from Haidian, Beijing. If you can lift it, of course you can hold it. If you can't lift it, you can hold it.

Homophonic joke 2:

4. An old woman is preparing to go home after buying vegetables. On the road, there is a big road. She walked slowly past, and a car couldn't stop and hit her [chest]. She fell to the ground. The driver on the bus got off and asked about the injury! ? I want to take my old lady to see a doctor, but I thought to myself, "Which department should I take her to see?" So, driver