Fifth grade composition: a person with a distinct personality around you. About 500 words, not too tacky! Be real!

Xu Lixia

Today, I introduce the comedian Panda Kai to you. What, you haven't heard of it? This can only blame you for being ill-informed and unlucky! Although our giant panda comedian is very young, he is already a "novice".

In elementary school, the teacher asked him to recite "Thinking of Quiet Night". Call once and don't move; Call twice and don't move; When he shouted a word for the third time, he suddenly "bounced" from his seat, then looked up at the ceiling and said nothing. That look made us laugh. The teacher was unhappy and said, "I told you to recite Silent Night Thinking! What are you pretending to be stupid? " "I'll recite it right away." He answered the teacher, still looking at the ceiling. We suddenly became interested and everyone was all ears. I didn't expect this. His back turned into "there is so bright light at the foot of my bed, will it have frosted?" . The childe and the young lady are knitting baskets. " The teacher got angry and called him to the back of the classroom. Of course we laughed our heads off.

Giant pandas don't pay attention to hygiene. She is often disheveled and her hair is messy. Usually, his posture is always abnormal and his dancing is abnormal. His classmates laugh at him and call him "Ban Hua". Unexpectedly, he was not only not angry, but also agreed with a smile. Hey, I'm impressed! One day, some of our classmates inexplicably talked about who was the most handsome. He said, "It's far away, just in front of us!" "We were surprised and said with one voice," You? " He said solemnly, "why, didn't you see that fat cow flying in the sky?" "Laugh we are out of breath.

Giant pandas have the most jokes. Huahua and Jia Jia won awards for their performances. He leaned over and said, "Good performance, poor performance, just going home to sell river sand." The monkey ran first, and he sang after others: "The east wind blows, the drums are beating, and several guys are desperately chasing, panting and sweating. Hehe, we monkeys are still the first!" "This was heard by the class teacher who was on the side and said," Hey, there is a little poet in our class! " "Guess, what did the giant panda say? His answer is: "Wow, teacher, you are so beautiful today!" " "

The giant panda is so happy. Of course, he is a comedian.

Do you want to see him? Ok, come to our class!