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Pray for the poems of Long song in Wang Jian III! !
Selected songs: Zhang Jicong-flower of life
Accompaniment: a fork (Sheng Han)
Lyrics: a flower (peanut)
Singing: Tongchang (Long song Red Shadow Chaos)
Late stage: a study (late stage group)
Poster: Awang (wind cutting)
If you were young that day, Huashan kicked and a new sword was drawn.
Don't talk outside the village.
When I came, I was alone and free.
Suddenly, the wind blew frost all over the ground, and the color was good.
Clouds stop, clouds pass, and waste smoke dyes autumn grass.
The spectator's face is never old, so there are no fewer old friends.
Experienced and weather-beaten, people who drink tea are crowded with passers-by, but no one asks:
Fenghua is still strong, but Chang 'an is ok?
I asked why I don't remember. I have an appointment to chat here.
It's just a guess, the mountain is high and the road is far.
There is only one person, wearing a brocade robe.
Suddenly there was a feeling that I hadn't been to that day for many years, and I was invited in the old days.
Galactic battle, people protected by swords and guns are now safe.
The spectator looks at the old, and Chang 'an looks at the old.
Dare to ask an old friend, there is still a long way to go from Leng Xia to the autumn harvest and winter storage.
Recall the past in the future and talk about Chang' an jokes.
One person, one road, finally failed.
Outside the Daoxiang Gate of that year, "Take care".
Listen under the exquisite tower, and the night bell strikes the dusk drum.
Excuse me, where is the Jianghu?
"With you, is the river's lake. 」
Walking with you, the river of heaven and earth is rivers and lakes, without romance.
Don't give up a grass and a tree, a few people don't give up me.
With smoke, tottering.
If the rivers and lakes don't meet, they will meet for the first time.
This thin glass of wine will be spent on earth.
Advise you to have a glass of wine, and visitors from Yangguan have no reason.
-Finally. -
Sword, Courage and Heart-(Sword Net 3 Long Song Musical)-Hita &; Audio monster
Li Yuanji: Li Baiyao executed himself privately, ignoring the king's law.
Its heart is punishable! When, kill without forgiveness!
Li Baiyao: The fate of chess pieces is doomed to be involuntary.
Amethyst ... Li Xian left.
Yang Zijing: Various drugs kill people by mistake to cover up Amethyst's identity.
Heart is the big picture! Please help the king of Qin!
Li Bai's medicine: a scholar dies for a confidant, the piano breaks and the flute cracks, and the career is successful.
Li Shimin: A good scholar dies for a bosom friend!
Lord Kiyomoto, why don't you work for this king?
Li Baiyao: The sun and the moon have no light, and the years don't follow me.
Now that Taizong is enthroned, the world is at peace.
Li is too old to go into politics.
Yang Zijing: In your life, you will never refuse others.
I changed this mountain house into a bosom friend villa.
Whenever you come back,
The gate of Zhiyin Mountain Villa will be open for you.
Yang Yinan: Since my ancestors helped the founding emperor Taizong settle the world,
Xiangzhi Villa has been hidden in mountains and lakes since its establishment.
But it will definitely start when the country is in danger and be linked with heroes.
Young Yang Yifei: Fei Yi will never forget what my father said.
Yang Yinan: Although you have studied piano and sword since childhood,
However, we still need to understand the way of life from the experience of Jianghu.
I can only take care of each other's villas in the future.
We spend five years, you go out and experience,
Don't come back even if you are dying.
Zhou Mo: I have three Persian golden jade glass lamps here.
If you can sell it to me at100000 gold coins,
I accept you as a disciple and teach you the art of strategy and business.
Young Yang Yifei: OK, it's a deal!
Young Yang Yifei: Most of the most beautiful things in the world have their own uniqueness.
In the next song, these three golden jade glazed lanterns will compete with each other.
The rest of the statue stands proudly and remains alone in the world.
If you want to collect guest officials, please distribute them.
Zhou Mo: I've been looking for a husband for half my life. I can let my little husband be my apprentice.
This is a blessing, and Zhou Mo will do everything for each other.
Yang Yifei: China is thousands of miles away, but people stop here. What is the solution?
Zhou Mo: Through the country and the world, people's hearts yearn for it.
Sword whistling in rivers and lakes, Long song should do it.
Li Xian: Governing the country is like cooking small fresh food.
A drop of rain gathers rivers and seas.
Li Fu: I only hope that the ghost story will last for nine days and benefit all the people.
Cao: Whoever infringes on my country will be punished!
Li Bai: Everyone is in my heart.
The chivalrous road of free choice,
Not the rivers and lakes controlled by others.
Fang Gan: Hidden between mountains and lakes, it began at the time of national crisis.
With courage and love, he can be described as a contemporary hero.
Gong Sundaniang: Dance, the sunset breeds brilliance,
When the sun enters the sword shadow, the shadow covers all directions. Good fencing!
Sumansha: Do you know the one held by Yang Yifei, the owner of Changgemen?
How strong is the folding fairy sword sent by Li Taibai?
Linghu wound: He has a good sword.
There are more swordsmanship than I thought. ...
Yif Wang: The descendants of Li Qinglian are more difficult to deal with than one. ...
Yang Yinan: Long Song's disciples traced their roots to a century-old temple disease.
Give the world eternal peace.
Can you be the owner of this long gate ...? !
Yang Yifei: I ... Can I do it ... I don't know. ...
Yang Qingyue: Will you give up your weakness?
I didn't, Yifei!
Yang Yifei: Brother. .....
Yang Qingyue: Although I got the eye-catching "rainy needle" when I was three years old,
But I was still alive until I was thirty-three!
You don't have to feel sorry for me. I hear people talking about it.
Scenery will appear one by one in dreams,
Although I rarely leave Changgemen Square in my life,
But it has traveled all over the world!
Yang Yifei: Traveling around the world while being hunted!
Yang Qingyue: If my talent can only be seen by one person in this world,
I hope it is you!
And your heart should be famous all over the world!
Yang Yifei: Yifei will live up to my brother's trust!
Under this sword, XianFan bent down!
Yang Yinan: Thousand Island Long song knows Mo Wen.
One fairy and one phase, two swords and two epilepsy.
Three sages and three harps, four fingers floating clouds.
Wang Wei: I am leaning alone in the dense bamboo, playing the piano and humming a song.
Du Fu: Bai Ye's poems are invincible. He is full of thoughts.
Li Bai: It takes ten steps to kill one person, but a thousand miles doesn't leave a line.
After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.
Zhang Jiuling: Today's temples are mostly occupied by scheming and treacherous people!
We scholars should abandon Xiao Cong and gain great wisdom!
Zhang: Someone is hiding deep, and he is by your side.
But few people really know him. ...
Yang Qingyue: There is only one fate, and cause and effect is an infinite cycle.
Feng: I can't master the correct rhythm of the single-minded drum.
Instead of launching the strongest attack,
You can't control my life!
Han Feichi: I have a dream in a previous life in my magic music.
The most touching secret in my heart,
Sir, listen to me!
Zhao Gongshang: Oh! Decadent voice,
Compared with the voice of my Great Sage, it is no better than you!
Yang Yifei: I wonder what my teacher, Mr Taibai, gave me.
How strong is the' broken fairy sword' in Yang Yifei's hand?
Let's go through my still water violin first!
Everyone said in unison: I am drunk, want to sleep, and want to go. The Ming dynasty intended to hold the piano!
Take the harp out of Zhou Mu and take the horse to see Bai Hong.
Twilight gradually enveloped the brocade, leaving me alone.
And with the light of China's accession to the WTO, we will ride thousands of stars with great pride.
Going to a thousand miles' appointment is due to the promise of a bosom friend.
The road ahead is stormy, and the starry night is long.
I am fishing by the river, and I will hide my reputation until you see it.
Let go of your heart and praise your sword. Your heart is elegant and clear.
Even if a knight-errant dies, there will naturally be a piano idiot.
Good wine and golden urn are worthy of lofty sentiments and should be called to heaven.
Aim for a thousand miles, and be famous for a thousand miles.
Walking like a frosty meteor blade, give me a chivalrous name.
It's difficult to ascend to heaven, but there will still be Bai Yujing in nine days.
Xianjiang Snow Mountain flows across the river, and the sword is given to Long Ge.
Ride the wind, go your own way, caress your sword and sing at night.
Go to Longwei to see Haiyan Heqing and Wan Liyun Ping.
Book me a knight!
Confucians feel the wind and rain, and the deer scattered like stars.
Ancient literati dreamed of chivalrous men and were willing to write game-writing protocol.
I ask you today, who can write to your Excellency,
Bai Shou ty Xuan Jing?
A long sword and a glass of wine, a square-hearted man,
The covenant of a thousand miles and the song of the monarch.
Xianjiang Snow Mountain flows across the river, and the sword is given to Long Ge.
Ride the wind, go your own way, caress your sword and sing at night.
Go to Longwei to see Haiyan Heqing and Wan Liyun Ping.
Don't have a bosom friend, sing Long song with you.
Good wine and golden urn are worthy of lofty sentiments and should be called to heaven.
Aim for a thousand miles, and be famous for a thousand miles.
Walking like a frosty meteor blade, give me a chivalrous name.
Live up to the country and the world!
Long Songxiao, laugh today!
Good wine and golden urn are worthy of lofty sentiments and should be called to heaven.
Aim for a thousand miles, and be famous for a thousand miles.
Walking like a frosty meteor blade, give me a chivalrous name.
Book me a knight!
Going to a thousand miles' appointment is due to the promise of a bosom friend.
The road ahead is stormy, and the starry night is long.
I am fishing by the river, and I will hide my reputation until you see it.
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