Couple routine story paragraph

First, humor routines suitable for couples. 1. Q: Where can I find a boy who can play the guitar? I am. What happened? Acoustic guitar 120, drum set 120, electric guitar 160. Please consult privately when buying musical instruments. 2. Five stages of sadness: first, denial: denying getting fat; Second, anger: angry about getting fat; Third, bargaining: bargaining with God; Fourth, depression: I feel depressed when I find that everything is hopeless; 5. Accept: Face and accept, and start buying clothes of the next size. 3. There is a dialogue between students in the corridor. "Teacher X was so angry with me just now." "What did you do?" "The teacher asked me if I had the word" learning "in my heart. I said yes, not only these two words, but also the word "don't want to". Xiao Li went to drink mutton offal soup. After arriving at the store, the boss enthusiastically asked, "Do you want 10 yuan or 8 yuan? "Xiao Li said 10 yuan. At dinner, Xiao Li casually asked, "1What's the difference between 0 yuan and 8 yuan? "Boss:" There is no difference, that is, some people are willing to give it to 10 yuan and some people are willing to give it to 8 yuan. "5. When I was playing Tetris, my four-year-old brother watched it and couldn't help reminding me: Sister, isn't that the one with the highest stack won? 6. In a one-on-one interview, the supervisor asked the employee, "Here is a candle for you. How can I make it brighter? "The staff said a lot of ideas, and the supervisor simply said," Your methods are all good, but I think there is a simpler way-let it burn at both ends. "7. A man in a high-risk area in Beijing was administratively detained for 15 days in order to leave Beijing for business. The reason is that when the airport security personnel asked him to show the green code, he adjusted the stock trading software in an attempt to get away with it. 8. Young people who have just joined the work should know some workplace skills and get along with leaders. For example, if the leader asks for you, you answer, "What's the matter? "Simple and efficient. The leader arranges your work, and you reply, "That's it? "The expression is very relaxed and fully competent. When the leader said something about you, you said, "Are you teaching me what to do? "Through humorous expression, avoid falling into an embarrassing situation. Mastering these skills, the leader will naturally regard you with special respect. Second, if couples confess, 1. If you have a process and an ending, you will feel greedy again. I will take good care of you, and I won't let you cook, coquetry, housework or like others. I want to accompany you to feel a sense of belonging from freshness. I want to be gentle and take care of you. 5. Always do two repetitive things: love him and protect him. 6. The light smoke in my eyes is also the only companion in this night. 7. Cherish your life, because you are the only one. 8. Simply put, having you is enough, and you will be very happy. 9. I have a little dream. I just want to spend my life with you. 10. Smile at you. Your smile is like a flower. I just bathed in your spring. 3. Chatting topics between couples 1. Tell me about your first impression of each other 2. Share interesting things and delicious food that happened today 3. Feel the first hug and kiss. Views on long-distance love and cold violence 5. Describe your ideal dating scene 6. What will make you sad when you quarrel? Do you like lively or quiet? What can calm you down when you are angry? When you have something on your mind, who do you talk to first? 10, the scandal with deep childhood memories 1 12, the other person's three advantages and disadvantages 12, when it comes to face or figure, which is more important? 13, what touched you the most? 14, the city you want to settle in the future. " Because besides you, I am still you. "2." Excuse me, classmate, how is this problem done? ""Sorry, I can't. " "Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something. "You must come when I get married." "What do you mean?" "You idiot? What did the bride think at the wedding? "4." Can you tell me who you like? " "Who do you care about? Not you! " "Will you die if you lie to me?" "Cheated, you're not dead! Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summed up in five words: "I will choose a girlfriend". "I must have eaten too much salt today. ""huh? Why do you eat so much salt? " "Otherwise, how could I always miss you salty ~! "7." I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you. " "Why?" "I want to give you something good every time I see it for so many days. "Second, how to make my girlfriend happy? Take her shopping: Most girls are crazy about shopping, so if you want to make your girlfriend happy, take her shopping. You just have to pay. Take her to the amusement park: Many girls have princess dreams since childhood, so when they are unhappy, they can take her to the amusement park and enjoy childlike happiness. Take her to the movies: going to the movies is something that many young women like to do. If your girlfriend is a young woman in literature and art, she will be happy to take her to the movies. Take her to a big meal: Take her to her favorite big meal. Take her for a walk: Walking hand in hand with sunrise and sunset is a very happy thing, so it is also good to take her out for a walk and see the scenery that she usually doesn't pay much attention to. Third, how to make girls happy? The ways to make girlfriends happy include nicknames, compliments and compliments, telling some jokes, and narcissism making girls laugh. 1, nickname If you have a certain friendship foundation with girls, you can give her some nicknames that conform to the image. For example, a girl with glasses is called a four-eyed girl. If you think she lacks a muscle, call her an idiot or something. However, it should be noted that some girls will think these nicknames are very kind and cute, which will bring you closer, and some girls will think it is ironic, so you should know how to read and read. 2. praise and praise. The compliments and compliments mentioned here are all joking. For example, if you think a girl has a beautiful voice, you can say, "I think your voice is beautiful. Can you sing a song and record it for me, so that I can treat the dog well when it is in conflict? "This will make girls' mood change from good to a little speechless, which often gives people a sense of humor. Tell her some jokes. You can collect some jokes that you find humorous from your daily life and tell them to her in a very serious tone, so that she will think that what you want to say is a very serious matter, but I didn't expect that what you said was a joke and gave her a sense of surprise. Usually, girls are a little helpless about the change of the ending, but they are more happy after helplessness. For example, "others say it's perfect, but I find you perfect-inner beauty and outer beauty." "4. Narcissism makes girls laugh. Sometimes girls know who you are. When you praise yourself in front of her and say something that is not in line with your own advantages, girls will naturally laugh. For example, "I am not a prince, but why do so many girls want to be my princess?" Or "I am not RMB, why do so many people like me?" "These will make people want to laugh. At this time, you have achieved your goal. The story of lovers' routines The love story between lovers in the third paragraph 1. You touched my clothes today. Is it the material of your object? First, you touched my clothes today. Is it suitable for your object? Second, without me before you, I am happy with it. After I met you, I was safe with you. Third, how much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you. Fourth, I like sitting cross-legged, touching my favorite wine, lighting my favorite cigarette and loving you in my arms. I am not only familiar with your name, but also with your lovely appearance. We lived for a long time and then turned white. In my old age and the rest of my life, love in my eyes is exactly what you look like. Seven, good things like to share with others, but better just want to hide, such as: you. My love is like the sound of the wind blowing across the sea. If you are willing to listen, every sentence is I love you. Nine, if humans have tails, it is a bit embarrassing to say. As long as I am with you, I will definitely shake. 10. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want to end up with you. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done. If a thousand people pass by me, I can also hear your footsteps, because others step on the ground and only you step on my heart. Thirteen, I want to exhaust my ten thousand kinds of amorous feelings, so that you can't feel at ease when you are not with me in the future. Fourteen, vegetation has sunshine and water, kites have breeze and ropes, and I will have you for the rest of my life. Fifteen, I would like to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world. I hope it's not life that depresses me, but you. I am so jealous not because I don't believe you, but because you are so beautiful in my heart, even though you are not so good. In this world, there is never the best, only the most suitable. Like clouds and sky, breeze and grass, like you in my eyes and me in your eyes. Nineteen, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, and I don't want to have a second regret with you. Twenty, I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. So it's your name on it. 2 1. All standards are for people you don't love. When you meet the person you love, your standards are no longer standards. Just like after I met you, there is no standard.