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How to choose an embarrassing surname?

Baijia surnames mean that we often say that there are many surnames. In fact, there are more than a hundred surnames. Among them, many surnames are common and the names can also be very meaningful. However, there are also some surnames that are more common. Unusual names or names with special meanings give parents a headache when choosing names. Let’s take a look at some of the more embarrassing surnames, and the more you go on, the more embarrassing they become.

Zhu

is homophonic with pig, so basically children named Zhu will have the nickname "Pig XX, XX Pig". In the future, when I become an adult and work, I will be called "Xiao Zhu" and "Lao Zhu", and I feel like I am my second senior brother.

Li

It is a popular surname, so I have a different name. The probability is very high. If this is not considered properly, the children may have to face the embarrassment of being in the same class with the same name in the future when they go to school. In the end, the teacher will have to distinguish them based on height, shortness, fatness, and thinness.

.History

has the same sound as something, so it’s very embarrassing when I choose a name. It feels weird no matter how I choose it. For example, it was very popular on the Internet in the past two years. "Shi Zhenxiang, Shi Haochi".

Gou

It sounds the same as a certain small animal. No matter what you call it in the future, you will always be affectionately called "Little Gou" or "Old Gou" by others, which makes you want to cry without tears.

Black

Although it is a bit unbelievable, there really is such a surname, and no matter what word it is paired with, it is a bit nondescript. Hei Xiaohong? Lao Hei? All that lingers in my mind is Bao Qingtian.

Qiu

No matter how gentle and ladylike you are, if you have this surname, you will immediately become aggressive and have a tomboyish vibe. The most embarrassing thing is that this surname is always mispronounced by others. It is "qiu" not "chou"!

Mother

It’s a relatively uncommon surname. It’s fine for women, but it’s very embarrassing for men. People make gender-related jokes wherever they go.

Yangyan

This is a compound surname, but others have very cool surnames such as Ouyang, Sima, and Linghu. They appear frequently in many martial arts dramas, and this Yangyan always It feels like eating hot pot.

Urine

I always thought that the surname Shi had reached the limit, but I didn’t expect that urine would break through the sky again. The beautiful mother checked on the Internet and found that someone really called Peiyuanfang.

Death

This should be reaching the limit, and it should not sound good no matter what.

No matter what your surname is, it has been passed down from your ancestors. As long as your name is smooth and familiar, you won’t feel awkward anymore.