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Funny jokes about traveling frogs in the circle of friends with pictures

1. My frog needs me to collect grass every day to feed her, and when she is free, she takes her little butterfly on a trip, abandons me ruthlessly, and sends me their photos to stimulate me. , but my frog’s secret admirer, Wuxue, often comes to see me, a lonely old man, and even brings me gifts.

2. Damn it, Frog actually has a girlfriend! envious!

3. I eat, travel, and walk around by myself

4. I read, write, and talk by myself

5. I once dreamed of wielding a sword. Traveling to the end of the world, I gave up my plan because I was fat

6. Calmness after being disappointed again and again

7. What kind of life is there, money, no love, no money

8 .A new day, a new mom selling batches

9. I won’t go anywhere or do anything today, just study

10. What should I do if my frog son doesn’t go out? Waiting online, it’s urgent!

11. No more chatting, it’s time to move bricks again

12. Son, when will you go home? Where did you go to play again today? Remember to eat on time, make more friends, wear more clothes, and pay attention to safety on the road. Mom misses you so much! ! !