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Why do you sometimes want to get closer to someone, but end up farther away?

1. Let us be hypocritical and have feelings, don’t waste them.... (brother and sister)

2. Happy insomnia is just because I am afraid to close my eyes and think about you. Six o'clock, how to love you to the end... (Insomnia all over the world)

3. I am not rare. After swimming in the street for a week, I will disappear... (Under Mount Fuji )

4. Love never stops, how brave you need to go to the end of the world.... (Love transfer)

5. What you can’t get is always in turmoil, and what you are favored is We all have no fear....(red rose)

6. Your backpack is a heavy judgment on me. Why don’t you return something I borrowed....(your backpack)

7. Love is suspicion, love is jealousy, love is a truth that is almost an illusion.... (Love is suspicion)

8. Let the skirt that turns and turns stir up war and give The world is richer in love and hate, let that fluttering skirt surrender to millions of people, worshiping you and me too much... (Minister under the skirt)

9. Why are old friends In the end, we can't become old friends...(The best bad friend)

10. Ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, and we were still together with a stranger. Walking through the gradually familiar streets... (Ten years)

11. It’s hard to leave and I want to hold on tighter, the vast life is like a wilderness... (Bicycle)

12 .The beautiful youthful love and the road we have traveled, the youthful city has changed into another face. Now that we are older, it is difficult to be so moved. Happiness and those pair of sneakers are deepest in the memory... (white sneakers)

13. The decadence is mixed with the smell of cigarette smoke, my face is covered with stubble, and I am once again enjoying the world of joy. I am decadent and smile silly in the mirror with my slightly smoky mouth. The happiness on my face is very direct... (smell of cigarette smoke)

13. The past is void. When I have passed away, give me a rose to attend the funeral, another life... (white rose)

14. I think I will feel better if I eat better and sleep better I think it should be better, which side do you feel on this side... (Floating City)

15 I have been away from you for sixty years, I hope I can recognize your children...-- -Today next year

16 Forgive me for not sending flowers anymore. The wound should be stuttering. I am afraid when the petals are covered with the cemetery in my heart...-----Under Mount Fuji

16 Forgive me No more sending flowers, the wound should be stuttered, only when the petals are covered in the cemetery in the heart are you afraid...-----Under Mount Fuji

17 No one can only hug those hands, but it is difficult for you to have them, you have to have them You must first understand how to accept loss..-----Under Mount Fuji

18 Acting as if nothing happened is the cruelest revengelt; Want to crygt;

19 Why not feel the sadness, The hypothesis is from your fiction----"Under Mount Fuji"

20 I spent all my luck to meet you in my lifetime, only to find out today that I have breathed the air--- - "Today Next Year"

21 We live in an age of choice, choosing which TV to watch, choosing whether a person is worthy of love, choosing to have children if we cannot live without it

We work hard to live a wonderful life so that we can seem to live a wonderful life. We freely choose the future, and we choose not to be weirdos

----"Weird Monsters"

22 Two people appreciate each other, love is just like this. Finding a partner for desire is essentially the same. Don’t think so abstractly, love is just like this. When it comes to doing it, we are not the same! ---- "Inferior" Animals"

23 I take happiness too simply, but I didn't notice how hard you put it - "Thank you"

24 I was very touched this second, and then You can only be more radical. If you want to be mediocre, you must "go crazy" after "smiling" and "laughing."

The essence is the same, and the contradiction gradually leads to sinking----"Anti"

25 Happy insomnia, just because I am afraid to close my eyes, how to miss you until six o'clock, how to love you to the end - -- "Insomnia Around the World"

26 Children only play and parents only hope, why can't people from all over the world understand each other---"shall we talk"

27 Beautiful , precipitated, don’t burn if there is no spark

Those who have loved have matured and made mistakes only because of too little love breakup

----"Too Little Love Breakup"

----"God Bless My Lover"

29 When playing, be happy and don't miss me, come and live for me well, just like the first time

----" How good it is to be alive"

The unrequited love of 30-year-olds is not exclusive to you, I will realize it later than you

If it is more bitter, how can you compare with me? Even if I love myself, I can’t bear the pain. It's not sad, but it's sad that I have to protect you all my life

----"katrina"

31 It's me who takes away the waste paper from your workroom, and I will follow you Write me a letter in handwriting

----"Unpreventable"

32 Lovers are busy in love, spring is at your toes, the show has not yet started, shall we dance?

----"shall we dance"

33 Memories are like the moonlight that cannot be caught. It turns dark when you hold it tightly, waiting for the false back to disappear in the clear sky

----"Love Transfer"

34 The weather is not as expected, but you have to fly if you want to leave. You can't wait for you to say goodbye no matter whether you have a chance or not

----" Time is like"

35 Sitting and lying down, we all share our thoughts day and night.

Standing and looking at each other, we all share and discover this in the dream, unless you are me You can always be with me

----"Always Be With Me"

36 Forgot that the world fell into the crack of love at this minute, light the candlelight and just embrace each other

----"Embrace This Minute"

37 If a lover is very curious, be prepared to be frightened by me. Who can bear this curiosity? Do you love me? Be prepared, if you like weirdos, I am actually beautiful

----"Eyes Wide Shut"

38 It turns out that you are not here, it turns out that the world is not so beautiful, we used to depend on each other. , the helplessness is too general, and has lost its vitality

----"It turns out there is no you here"

39. Youth is probably similar...

40 .The book of three generations will not record it, but my love is my favorite for half of my life. . .

41. If there is a loss in the game, there is also a win. In addition to strength, of course fate also matters

42. If love is difficult to put into your hands, why not put these hands into your heart

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43. I made many wishes when I was young and lost my whereabouts

I wrote a lot in my diary and still remember what I said once

Everyone will say that no one knows how to do it

Is such a request too ordinary or too extreme

I have never thought about changing the desolate desert

My craziest mistake is just fantasizing about the kingdom of fairy tales

I hope I won’t make mistakes when I grow up

I hope my family will have a good life

I hope the people who love me will not be lonely

I hope I love people like me

I hope everyone lives happily

I hope everyone enjoys work

I hope there are no apples in my life

I hope that wandering people have a nest

I hope that doctrine is not a shackles

I hope that there will be peace in the world without war

I hope that my hope is not too much

44. Leave me to be trash

45. Feelings are always kind, but people will grow if they are crippled

46. If you like weirdos, I am actually beautiful

47. The stranger in the coming year will be the so-and-so who was dearest to me yesterday

48. Who wants to meet each other more and more for the sake of the same life, and then finds that there are ten years in between, the smiling face I want to see , only miss, don't know how to chat again. It’s better not to meet

49. Making mistakes is just because of too little love

50. How much I want to meet you

51. Who believes that this life will last forever? Superficial dialogue, come and give it to you, it has made millions of people cry...

52. It never snows in the city where I live

The memory is full of coldness The feeling of longing

The neon lights of the peak season of longing sweep across the noisy streets

Drive happiness so far away

*Lonely lovers are most afraid of the holidays

I can only celebrate alone and get drunk as much as I can

No one I have ever loved is left by my side

Loneliness stays with me for the night

53.I I love you

54. Carrying a person together until old age does not depend on luck.

55. How to love

It’s a pity that it was never recorded in the book and I finally figured it out

But the years will never come back or come back

56. When you close your eyes, who do you miss the most? When you open your eyes, who is next to you?

57. Being indifferent is the cruelest revenge!

58. Lovers only hear promises, adults only hope for gains

59. The bleak thing is that I don’t know that I can’t turn back

It’s hard to promise to turn back in the future if you cheat me

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I am a cow, I am a cow

60. It doesn’t matter that it was you who gave up on me that day. Today you also feel like being given up

61. It turns out that the world of love is very big. , big enough to hold a hundred kinds of grievances

It turns out that the world of love is very big, no matter how much happiness is crammed in, there is still emptiness

62. I finally believe that there are some people I will never have to wait for

63. We passed each other lightly, leaving no mark on each one, but I experienced the most gentle and exciting... The familiar ones want to say goodbye, and the unfamiliar ones are all matched. No wonder I miss Fei Ash forever... How can I not Regret

. I really feel sorry for people who are not only at a loss

65. Two people appreciate each other, love is just like this

66. To have it, you must first Know how to accept loss

67. There are so many good scenery as the sunset, but what you see every day is never the same

68. In fact, I am okay, I hope you are okay

69. Whether you have it or not, you will remember who is unhappy. One day it will pass

70. Who still remembers eachother, only remember the wrinkle you gave me

71 .I am not your cup of tea, but you can drink it to your heart's content

Have fun and don't miss me when you are playing

It's a pity that I was too old to hug you and appreciate you

72 .Who is urging me to grow

Making me lose the courage to go astray

Who am I afraid of disappointing

Who am I busy for

I At first it was just fun

Why did it become a burden

Why did I have to wait for other people’s answers to my questions

73. But I am willing to wait , waiting all my life

74. In the crowd, I want to confess my sincere love, but you just want to hear the joke

75. When we meet tomorrow morning, I can’t remember who I was drunk with. Secretly hugging

Still giggling, but you didn’t know I wanted to cry

76. If good memories

are still unforgettable

Why

I will still remember the sadness

77. We will never meet each other again.

78. Love that cannot be fully enjoyed is always short-lived

79. People who are disabled will grow up

80. What is not available will always be turbulent and favored. Everyone has nothing to fear

81. Who has never felt sad?

82. People always need to be brave to survive,

I still make a wish again,

For example, learn to accept broken love.

83. I had known that after the disbandment, each of us would have the opportunity to be a tour guide

Qi Ju Qi accepted that each had his own way

But no one made me cry like you. Crying

It’s as serious as a couple talking about breaking up

84. When the equator retains snowflakes

Tears dissolve the fine sand

You will cherish it Me

85. Always move forward, the road is always there.

86. People always need to be brave to survive

I still make a new wish

For example, learn to endure broken love

If this chandelier pours down

Or I will no longer exist

What if I am seriously demented at this moment

There is no need to be loved at all

I will stay in bed forever Dream

I will never be sad for the rest of my life

87. Love love love until I want to vomit

88. I am by no means rare

Walking around the street for a day

I will disappear

89. If you can understand all kinds of accidents, what is the meaning of life?

90. Every second and every night Like a thief

The stolen youth gets older day by day

You can only recall it until you want to chase it back

91. In fact, love is childish

Are there no more important things?

Are tears easier than forced smiles

Who created the love story

Who understands the true meaning behind it

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Could it be that the person who created me is more ignorant than I am?

92. Even if we are separated in the same era, we can live and die together.

93. Have you ever broken your body? Who will you wear wedding clothes for? Do you miss the ugly boy that day?

94. Love will never stop, it will go to the end of the world. How brave you need to be, don’t be disappointed, you are so angry for the most beautiful ordinary

95. My throat is dry, so I fall in love with your kiss

96. Unless you are me, I can’t be with you I'm always there

97. Talk about whether we can never separate again

Use a regretful tone

Only when you get used to impermanence will you be happy

Talking about the end of the world Who are the guests on the way?

How to divide the table when we leave

98. In the past, I didn’t even dare to get sick because I didn’t want to miss the appointment. It’s not until one day that I remember that I’m stupid

99. You can also drink as much as you want. Don’t forget that someone is complaining for you

. You can’t go back to the day you fell in love if you find a dusty shop.