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Find a Yunnan dialect song in the radio program

Look, there are two songs, which may be what you are looking for:

The first song:

Lanzhou shou Lamian Noodles

I'm starving. The boss will get me a bowl of noodles and a bottle of five-rounder. Lanzhou Lamian Noodles, Oh, come on. )

Walking on the streets of Lanzhou, there are so many things that you can't forget.

Beautiful women and Lanzhou Lamian Noodles along the way can also make you eat well.

What fried noodles? Lamian Noodles beef noodles and Muslim rice noodles are waiting for you to taste.

But don't neglect the most important point. Beef noodles are beef noodles. Lamian Noodles is Lamian Noodles.

Beef noodles. Not Lamian Noodles Lamian Noodles. Not beef noodles. Did you hear that?

You can't underestimate the difference, although such meals are sold all over the country.

Authentic Lanzhou beef, Lamian Noodles, what is beef, Lamian Noodles? I said.

People are not as good as heaven. If you don't know the market, you should be ashamed to hit the donkey. Don't talk nonsense.

Listen carefully, my friend.

Beef noodles are not made of cattle. Beef noodles with high-grade beef soup.

Noodles are thin and wide. I will give you several specifications after changing the pot. Speaking of Lanzhou Lamian Noodles,

If you know, you will feel great.

Lanzhou authentic master is so crooked that he can pull a bowl for you.

Lamian Noodles is more wonderful than magic, and suddenly it becomes a thin and long noodle.

There is a bag of incense in the broth thousands of miles away. After eating a bowl, you will think again. I want you to try.

If you don't have enough money, you don't have to panic with your boss.

We Gansu people are kind and generous. We Gansu people are kind and generous.

Alas ~ that's how Lanzhou eats noodles. I tell you, add two Jin of meat and beat an egg.

Why don't you try a bottle of Wuquan? It's very cheap, only five yuan ~

You can also eat noodles like this in Lanzhou, drop some Chili oil and get some garlic.

Take a sip of fresh soup. It's amazing. Make sure you can remember it for decades after eating a bowl.

This noodle is not bad, but there is nothing interesting in your place. Listen.

How much do you know about northwest culture? Maybe what you know equals what you don't know.

These words are just jokes of ignorant people.

After listening to my song, I hope you can review it carefully, otherwise I really won't let you take a shower when you come here.

Look, I really don't want you to take a shower. Listen to my introduction. There is a grotto called Mogao Grottoes in Dunhuang.

The wonderful camel bells on the Silk Road recorded the glory of Chinese civilization for thousands of years.

There is a military horse farm on the northwest border, and the scenery is also very good. On the grass beach, the world-famous Shandan steed is galloping.

Strong highland barley wine is always on standby, so you can't put it down. There is a Fuxi Temple in Tianshui in the southeast of Gansu.

The hometown of human ancestors is in Gansu. Do you know whether to stay?

Another most important thing is that it's no big deal to get tired of playing. The smell of Lanzhou Lamian Noodles has drifted to your side again.

It smells delicious. As the saying goes, the Great Wall will not fall, but Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou is good.

Hey ~ you blow it for me, hehe

Lannen, Lamian Noodles, Lanzhou Uh-huh.

Don't worry about money.

The second song:

Come to Zhaotong

Ci, Qu, Song and Tongue Tip Gang

LRC lyrics production: golden flower

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Music. Music.

Where is Zhaotong city? It's at the north gate of Bailey, Yunnan.

Anyone from Yunnan in Zhaotong knows Zhaotong sauce.

What spilled the fish in Zhaotong city and the big apple by the river?

Zhaotong City, which is beautiful, big mountains, Bao Li, Hei He.

Welcome to Zhaotong?

We all know honesty and frankness best.

Listening to the tip of the tongue helps to identify Zhaotong.

Follow the music and live when you are young.

A little mung bean cake is just a measure.

The cake bait is quick, and the bean powder is delicious and fragrant.

If you are tired of playing and hungry, you can go to Gourmet Street to eat.

I'm afraid of everything. You can't keep it in your stomach.

First throw a bowl of rice noodles and put more sauerkraut.

Put less pepper on the whole burnt potato.

Are all connected. You're welcome.

I didn't cook enough noodles to eat the whole Baba.

Drink everything, but don't drink too much.

It's not good to turn it over, and it hurts your health.

Have dinner with Huan tonight, count me in.

Zhaotong's generosity will make you feel at ease.

Where is Zhaotong city? It's at the north gate of Bailey, Yunnan.

Anyone from Yunnan in Zhaotong knows Zhaotong sauce.

What spilled the fish in Zhaotong city and the big apple by the river?

Zhaotong City, which is beautiful, big mountains, Bao Li, Hei He.

People who reach a certain age still remember.

There is an elephant slope in Guanqing Pavilion.

I remember Xiao Naihui takes the shuttle bus every day.

Touching fish and shrimp is just touching in one room.

Now let me show you Zhaotong.

Apples and gastrodia elata have been bought abroad.

Zhaotong is developing and waiting for your arrival.

Don't be surprised to see the changes in Zhaotong.

Go to the top of Phoenix Mountain first.

take exercise

Wanbao in Kedashan

Black-necked crane as a companion

It's delicious and fun to come to Zhaotong

The business of pedestrian street has begun to develop.

The ancient city and the new city began to be built slowly.

The new face of Zhaotong is presented to you.

Ding-dong when conch burns incense, who farts hard to panic?

Music. Music.

Where is Zhaotong city? It's at the north gate of Bailey, Yunnan.

Anyone from Yunnan in Zhaotong knows Zhaotong sauce.

What spilled the fish in Zhaotong city and the big apple by the river?

Zhaotong City, which is beautiful, big mountains, Bao Li, Hei He.

Music. Music.