A joke in class performance

1, "On the first day of school, Xiao Ming packed up in the dormitory and lay in bed. A buddy asked where the nickname came from, and the nickname said, I am from Handan. The buddy said: What a coincidence, there is a man with glasses in our dormitory who is also from Handan. So the nickname sat up and looked at him with his eyes on. "

2. "Chatting with my girlfriend in the school dormitory, my girlfriend asked: What would you think if someone gave you10 million to your boyfriend? I thought for a moment and replied: I feel incredible! After all, it is rare to have two such big good things in one day. "

3. "A classmate who just transferred to another school asked his deskmate: Hey, where is the men's room? Deskmate: Next door to the ladies' room! Turn the student's face puzzled: ah, where is the ladies' room? Deskmate: Why did you ask a big boy about the ladies' room? " .

4. "The PE teacher asked us to run the playground five times. By the third lap, we were out of breath. A classmate asked the teacher: report the teacher! We've run eight laps! Is it? How can I make you suffer? The teacher became serious and shouted, "All of you stand back!" Three more laps! This is called giving back more and making up less. "

5. "A student was late for class and rudely pushed the door in. The teacher was very angry and punished him for doing it again. But the student said, I can't. The teacher was even more angry and asked him loudly why. The classmate replied in a low voice: if I do it all over again, there will be no fare when I go home from school.