Nowadays, children are so embarrassed. How wonderful is the "puppy love" chat record of junior high school students?

-1-

"Smelly husband, you don't love me at all. Hey, hey. "

"I love you so much, how can you say I don't love you? My heart hurts when you say that. You know, my heart is full of you, silly wife! My mother gives me 2 yuan a week, and I buy you snacks for 1 yuan, 5 yuan for my own phone bill and 5 yuan for your phone bill. "

single dog, whose mother and fetus have been single for 25 years, said: I am sour! Can't I find a girlfriend? It turned out that my mother wouldn't let me fall in love early, which led me to want to fall in love early now. It's too late!

-2-

"Honey, when we graduate from junior high school, I will put on a suit and tie, drive a Lamborghini to your house to find you, let my housekeeper put 999 roses in front of your house, and then I will get down on one knee and propose to you with a diamond ring, making you the most enviable bride in your village."

"Hello, husband. I love you so much. I'll wait for you! "

" Silly wife, I will be good to you in the future. "

" mm-hmm! "

I am really sour at this moment. Are junior high school students so proud now?

and I ... from nothing at the beginning, after working for many years, I have become heavily in debt. No wonder I can't find someone. All because in junior high school, a group of son-of-a-bitch gave these girls too much fantasy! ! !

-3-

"Baby, do you have a lighter? "

" no ya ~ What's the matter, smelly husband, do you want to smoke? "

" No, I just want to ask baby, if you don't have a lighter, how can you light my heart? "

" Fool, I used a flint! "

This ... earthy love story is so slippery. At ordinary times, there are always people to practice. Is there too little homework assigned by the teacher? Strict requirements for more layout!

-4-

"What's your relationship with XX? So close? "

" I'm just playing with her. I'm serious about you. You are my only wife, and you are the official palace. "

" I'm not happy to see you with her. You belong to me alone! "

" ok! I'll break up with her tomorrow, and I'll only be with you forever. Don't be angry and be good ~ "

Isn't this too exciting?

No wonder there are so many love rat in the society. It turned out that in junior high school, it was because of the connivance of girls with big hearts, which was terrible! It's terrible!

No wonder I can't find someone. Is it all because I ask the other person to be single-minded?

It's a piece of cake. I've also seen my cousin tell a girl dirty jokes on QQ, from this organ to that organ ... I believe their biology teacher may not know as much as he does. That's really explicit and wonderful. An old married aunt is scared to see it!