The funny lines of the security guard when he caught the liar

Grab the left dragon, the right white tiger, and embroider Mickey Mouse in the middle.

I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all.

Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, we are robbing.

IP, IC, IQ card, tell me the password.

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

Life cannot be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready.

The stars are bright everywhere, depending on whether you look up or not.

Give me a chance, I want to be a good person!

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