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What do goblins like about SuperJunior? What do you like most about them?

I thought they were handsome at first.

Later, I gradually got to know it.

I found them working hard.

I don't know if it is external, but more internal.

They can do anything.

I think they have been working hard all the time.

Later, I also learned about Gui Xian's car accident.

That car accident was really serious.

Guixian is not ready yet.

Always on stage.

Maybe you can't see his pain on the operating table.

But I saw a post and found his injury.

When it's not good

As long as you play high notes, it hurts, as long as you lip-synch it's okay.

But he still used real singing.

besides

You may sometimes see them taking part in the project with injuries.

They have been working hard.

I like their sincerity.

Let me show you a passage I found.

Absolutely the most real.

Must see, will be moved.

Above (if anyone wants to see below, contact me)

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13 senses

The first emotion

His name is park jung-soo.

Jung-soo,

Angels were born in 1983.

Lost wings ...

I like to call him Jeong-soo.

Because clearly remember,

Te Te said: As soon as the camera shines, I will switch from Park Jung-soo to Te Li. This Te Li is omnipotent and can't be wrong.

We love that Te Li. Of course, we love him deeply.

So sad ...

People often say,

This special team that has lost its wings, please be Park Jung-soo once.

Even for a moment, it doesn't matter …

captain ...

Compared with hot Wen Xijun, mythical Eric and God's Hao Yun.

Te Li, who takes a moderate route, seems to be an alternative.

12' s younger brother, though not the best,

However, this captain with infinite energy hidden in his body,

Just like the gentle Te Li hides the gentle Zhu Zheng,

Can unite 12 younger brothers with different personalities. ...

Enkh cried on the radio because of a slip of the tongue. It was the gentle hand that patted his brother's shoulder to comfort the injured Enkh. ...

When your younger brothers are praised, you will proudly say: SUPERJUNIOR is my greatest pride!

That kind of happiness is beyond words.

When your younger brothers are hurt, you will feel inferior again.

Sorry, I'm a useless brother. Thank you for following my bad brother.

In the face of opposition,

Kindly, you set up a CY for them. Nonsense,

start a rumour to create trouble ...

That tired brother,

Brothers who are willing to put all their responsibilities on their shoulders,

I cried, I smiled,

Finally, don't forget to tell us:

I am me, I will be myself, but I am willing to change myself for SJ.

This sentence has been deeply imprinted in my heart.

Every time I think about it,

It hurts ...

In six years of sm practice,

He endured too many unexplained things,

But,

He never complains,

Finally,

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All the elves deeply remember that day,

He stood on this long-awaited stage with his younger brothers.

Everything at that time,

It's fuzzy in my memory.

Please remember:

Han Geng said

What impressed me most was that our captain cried badly that day. ...

In the human body,

Try the supermarket,

You're sitting in a shopping cart,

Very cute,

Almost forgotten,

Is that evil Te Li or gentle Zhu Zheng?

But,

When you see something delicious,

You're still like that

Pick it up,

The first one was sent to Kui Xian's mouth. ...

In 2008,

Han Geng returned to China. ...

When the torchbearer interviewed,

Han Geng said happily:

The players are more excited and proud than me.

When the host asked him which player called him for the first time,

He said without hesitation:

Captain!

Here,

I hate to mention Tate's illness,

I don't want to mention how strong he is in the face of illness.

His car accident, his 170 needle, he called Kui Xian. ...

Because that's our eternal pain,

It's also a scar that we can never open …

But,

At the party on 1000,

When Tate announced to everyone,

No matter 10 or 20 years, SUPERJUNIOR is 13 person-hours.

We understand our insistence,

Our love,

Is right,

There is no turning back. ...

The second emotion

Kim HeeChul

princess

How to start?

Beautiful? Mars? Four dimensions?

Yes, Xi Che. ...

Too many words are hard to express.

of course,

Too many people pay attention to this, so do I.

If it weren't for this photo,

I won't find out,

Our Cinderella, everyone praises her beauty,

As a result,

It's so handsome,

Handsome is an appropriate word,

Strong nose, clear and transparent eyes, clear outline and charming eyes.

For a moment, I almost forgot,

This is the person who can't understand his spiritual world at ordinary times.

Our beautiful

princess ...

When I started out,

Holding Han Geng's hand with a mask in the background,

But silence.

Give Han Geng a small stove in his young street.

In Han Geng's saddest period,

Tell some interesting things about Han Geng's life on the program every day.

Let Korean fans have a preliminary understanding of Han Geng.

In this way, step by step with Han Geng,

Approaching the audience,

Let many Korean car fans also,

I began to really pay attention to the existence of Han Geng.

I found his exquisite dancing skills and delicate face.

But he,

Never give up,

How close he is to Han Geng,

He never talks.

He just said:

"We often drink together."

You've been lonely, haven't you?

During the twins' period,

Because of his shape, no one dared to talk to him.

But he didn't say a word,

When people ask,

I'm just saying that I appreciate my sister Chae Yeon taking the initiative to talk to him.

Ten thousand yuan happiness

Still hungry, you will be moved to tears because of a greeting call from Fan Ji.

at midnight

Speaking of impulse,

You will say frankly, "I can stand what others call me,

If I were talking about my friends or family, I would fight with him!

At the MKMF awards ceremony,

You didn't mention any relatives or thank any president.

Bring Han Geng and Kui Xian to him from both sides,

Dragging their arms tightly and saying:

"Especially after such a long time,

I can stand with Han Geng and Kui Xian again.

Thank you for being here. "

Full house,

I'm getting to know the real you,

When he found the hidden camera prepared by the members for him,

Corners of the mouth with a bright smile.

Say "Qiang Ren"

You know I don't like deceptive broadcasts! "

I think he must have lost his temper,

So sincere ... so real

Everyone works hard,

Qiang Ren also works hard. ...

The east China sea read the letter and said

"Brother, remember to be healthy in the future, don't hurt, don't cry." Tears filled my eyes.

People who once said they wouldn't cry often choked because of their brother's blessing.

tears ...

At the MKMF awards ceremony,

Even if the leg injury doesn't heal,

Standing on the lifting platform and performing,

Also said to the staff:

Lift the platform to raise it. ...

Once said directly on the show:

I was not an ordinary student before,

I work as a worker in a factory.

As a lifeguard in the swimming pool,

As a waiter in a barbecue restaurant,

We know that your growth is not smooth, so be honest with your past.

Honesty is distressing,

Proud princess,

I have been very hard ...

Car accident, car accident again ...

I hate to bring this up,

But I have so much to say:

When there is a car accident,

Such a serious leg injury, I will say on cy, and I will come back to you as soon as possible.

Even if anti says "it's better to die",

Still strong. Get through it.

Later, we learned that,

Your thigh is badly broken,

Knock in five steel nails,

What about you?

In order not to faint.

Will bite their tongues stubbornly,

So that the lingual nerve tears ...

In the human body,

Everyone can see the steel nail on his leg clearly.

And you just jokingly said:

"Look, look."

Asked, "Do you have nails on your legs?

You just said absently:

"Of course, I don't have time!"

Only then,

No one has a smile ...

Finally,

The steel nail is taken out,

We all froze,

Such a long steel nail,

Does it hurt?

At that time,

How do you put up with it?

Listen to your radio; I'm not a good dancer,

So, I practice hard, practice hard,

look

Even the steel nails are bent ...

When I made some money, I thought of my father for the first time.

When I called my father, I was very nervous.

Finally said:

"Dad, my son bought you a car."

So inarticulate

It really makes people afraid to admit that they are the enchanting princess.

You say,

Geng,

Thank you for being born on this earth.

We really have no boundaries, as long as we make eye contact,

Too many, like countless stars,

Enchanting and beautiful,

I read a blog,

The title is:

Car, thank you for taking care of Han Geng.

I want to say ... ...

This brother,

Also take care of yourself. ...

The third emotion

His name is Han Geng,

In my opinion,

The child always smiles innocently,

Silly self-introduction:

"Hello, I'm Han Geng and my major is Chinese."

Kindness, innocence, simplicity ...

It's him too,

Brought me into the world of 13 people.

Sapphire world ...

You must often feel lonely,

Otherwise, how can you often be moved to cry?

On February 9, 2006,

Han Geng celebrated his 22nd birthday.

The company specially arranged a birthday party for him.

of course,

And origin,

Two little princes wearing birthday crowns stood side by side.

Watching the secret video at the birthday party,

Recorded some fragments of Han Gengjin's company.

Han Geng bowed his head and thanked the fans.

Tears finally unbearable,

He tried to smile.

Hide your inner pain,

He didn't say it,

Just say:

I think of the warm and thin longevity noodles at home. ...

At the time of writing this article,

I hesitated.

It was supposed to be,

I don't want to talk about the sad past,

But that unforgettable mark,

Always stay in everyone's heart.

There's nowhere to run,

You can only face it bravely.

Because of Geng's special status,

And Korean law,

He can only sign up for three TV stations.

He leads the dance. You can only wear a black mask,

Spread your wings in the music of twins,

Players have to keep quiet,

Comfort him silently,

Only Xi Che, under the stage,

Take off his mask,

Tell everyone who doesn't understand,

This is Han Geng! It's Han Geng!

Finally,

You're waiting for your chance,

In the love letter, you are as smart as a little boy.

Stupidly attracted bursts of laughter,

Full house, endless night, more and more people know your world.

of course,

Through you,

I got to know China,

Remember Jin Zhongmin said:

Han Geng, what a good boy! Knowing him changed my view of China. How can I put it? When it comes to previous impressions of China, it seems that there is always an unbreakable barrier. However, the appearance of Han Geng relieved me of this burden and made me feel that there can be no barriers and obstacles in contact with China people. I can feel that Han Geng is very kind, very human and super sensible. Treat me like a big brother, modest and polite. In a word, after knowing Han Geng, I think people in China can become friends, and people in China deserve to make friends. "

"These words,

Let me, as a China person,

How enthusiastic

Stars,

For us,

It seems so far away, so far away. ...

Yes,

I am not a child who idolizes blindly.

But Han Geng,

For us, there seems to be another meaning,

I accidentally saw a video,

Fans recorded it on his mobile phone,

It was a dark night,

In front of the KFC dessert window,

Han Geng repeated it over and over again.

Holding the bought cone in his hand,

One by one to the fans who have been waiting for him for a long time.

For an instant,

I don't know what to say,

Although we couldn't hear what they said,

We can't see Han Geng's face clearly under the brim.

But,

Suddenly,

I lost my language. ...

I often pass by jiaozi opened by Geng Ma.

I'll stop,

smile ...

Because I saw love,

That warmth.

Love beyond words.

See that small restaurant, there is no "star" sign.

I was surprised,

I don't know what language to use to describe it.

Can only smile,

I can only imagine. ...

Maybe,

He's a big boy now,

It's close to us,

Within walking distance.

In 2008,

You're back,

Came back with my brothers,

Finally,

You have your own sky,

Finally, more and more people know you, worship you and love you.

You take away the hope of your brother and younger brother,

go home ...

You've matured a lot,

But more tired.

Yes, I avoided the question that made us sad.

Instead of talking about it,

I just hope that the road ahead,

You can walk better and wider.

Brothers,

Please keep it safe. ...

The fourth emotion

Kim Jong-un,

Yi sheng.

This is the name you gave yourself,

A sensitive nerve, an artist's voice ...

At first,

I thought you were a quiet kid,

Cold eyes, unpleasant voice,

Hide yourself in the team.

So, I'm sorry,

When I recognized all my brothers,

Find this child.

Not silent, not cold-blooded ...

The result is this,

lovely ...

Really know you,

I think I'm on a human expedition,

You are in front of the camera,

Release yourself like that,

Let your passion, sensitivity,

So truly expressed ...

Remember clearly,

In the high jump,

You jumped up and down, and we couldn't shut our mouths.

When lifting weights,

You said "show me" but you couldn't lift it;

In terms of flexibility,

You danced octopus dance, but your grades are worse than before …

Learn from Chongqing and Canada,

You put your face on the ground, but Park Jung-su joked that this kind of life is the most handsome. ...

It's so funny,

Too many memories, all frozen there,

We're getting to know the real you,

Hidden four-dimensional you ...

Four-dimensional space,

Type AB blood,

As if it were synonymous with Xi Che,

But, on you,

That blood is also flowing ...

Every photo, every shot,

Everyone will think of that lovely you …

During the "Don't Don't Tang" period,

You changed your image,

When I saw you,

I marvel at ...

Charming clouds,

It is presented to us in this way. ...

Sexy,

The explanation is so real,

In position.

On the animal farm,

Seeing you comforting Xu Li who is crying,

What I'm thinking is,

Not the king,

But a brother,

With your heartfelt love,

Comfort the injured brother,

So careful,

So considerate,

So gentle ...

In 2008, you took the stage in Seoul.

Perform your own super show-

Seoul,

The last stop of the concert in Seoul,

When everyone sings "Marry You",

Everyone cried,

Sobbing,

You,

Sitting on the stage,

Listen, E.L.F sang "Marry You" for them,

Tears fell like rain,

This song contains 13 people's love for E.L.F,

It also includes all our love for 13 people.

I am willing to voice, 13 people's sentences Sarah hi yo. ....

Let you move

We know that,

Sheng,

Don't cry easily

But that day,

You are touched by everyone.

I often hear Dayun mention his family.

On the radio,

In the program ...

He said:

If my mother knew that I had such a relationship, she would cry with joy …

I'm not a good dancer,

I will study hard. ...

Mom, I love you.

Understanding of the big cloud,

Many people are just easy students on that stage …

King of editors ...

It's okay,

Thank you, kry. thank you, SJ-H.

Let us have more opportunities to get to know him.

Know his music,

His heart,

Everything about him

In the future, Yisheng will go better. ...

Because we believe that,

Do you really believe it? ...

The fifth emotion

His name is Qiang Ren.

Strong, patient and patient.

When I removed the name,

Do you have a firm belief?

In the future, I will protect you,

Yeah, all this time,

All tough guys,

At least,

He said this. ...

For a long time,

All I know is that you like being in front of the camera.

You make fun of your brother.

Remember, in the human body,

You are a powerful Qiang Ren,

Arm wrestling,

No matter how MC applies, he still can't beat you.

"Adverse, arrogant, self-righteous, arrogant, talkative ..."

This is what others call your stage positioning.

however

When I see you in my life,

I found that,

It turns out that we are all wrong.

We are so naive,

simple ...

On the stage,

When Han Geng proudly danced the dances of all ethnic groups in his country,

Happy, happy ...

The camera turns to you.

I see,

If you look at it from a distance,

Smile and admire ...

In a proud tone. Tell everyone:

"Look, that's my brother."

Brothers are a gift from God!

This is not big,

But you play the role of brother in this team,

It used to be quiet here,

Look at my brother. ...

Proud of my brother ... admire.

Even if you play games,

I'm afraid I'll get hurt. ...

You say,

Because we know that it is not forever, we should cherish the present.

On a happy day

You said:

We SUPERJUNIOR 13 are not talents who have become SUPERJUNIOR …

Only 13 SUPERJUNIOR can stand on the stage, just like ten fingers connected together.

Our super junior members,

It's not a combination of who is strong and who is weak.

13 people together is a glittering stage.

In the human body,

After Qiang Ren hid the camera,

Looking at my dear brother with sorry eyes,

Although this is an act,

But Qiang Ren, sorry for being angry,

Te Li was moved by his brothers' tears.

So clear,

Qiang Ren said:

It won't happen again,

There is definitely no such thing,

Yeah,

This completes junior" class="t_tag "> super junior ...

We are all deeply moved.

April 8(th), 2008

Sj-m debuted.

Brothers and sisters you are worried about.

Left you.

Go to China for development.

That day, you made a phone call to Shi Yuan:

"In the beginning, it is Qiang Ren's brother.

You always say that I bully you because I like you.

In China and Korea, you must be very tired because of activities.

I'm not very good at expressing myself, and I didn't say anything comforting to you.

You really know that I like you very much,

Love you, son. "

Yeah, you're not good at words.

however

Why can I hear love?

Son,

No matter how strong you are, you will always be a child.

It's easy to satisfy,

I often feel happy.

Recall the past,

You often say with a smile:

"When I was a trainee, I spent my birthday in the practice room one year.

I want to buy a cake after 12 in the evening.

Everyone went with them. But without the cake,

The cake shop is closed.

We spent it together, although there was no cake,

But I was moved to tears. "

No wonder Xiaohai remembers you,

Always mention:

Brother's heart

Very fragile,

Easy to move,

Cry ...

Family, career, love.

Isn't that what life is made of?

But why in your heart,

We still account for so much?

I still remember clearly,

What you said:

Elves are friends who have been with us from the beginning.

Honestly,

I didn't like sapphire at first,

But,

After becoming a member of SJ,

I began to understand the meaning of sapphire,

When people ask me what color I like,

I will not hesitate to say,

Baolan!

Our fans are all students,

But when we get old, won't you grow up together?

Even if we become old people in the future,

I also hope you can bring your children to hear us sing.

Say to them,

This is the singer that Mom and Dad liked when they were young. ...

Impressive,

Full house,

You tried to introduce Anna to CF Donghai,

Shoot the basic model with the most CF,

The origin of making movies,

Han Geng from China.

For myself,

not say/utter a word ...

I don't want to talk about it here,

The radio station cried Qiang Ren,

Qiang Ren is ill in hospital,

Qiang Ren, who came to the stage in plaster,

Because of him,

In our hearts,

Has gone beyond these.

Very high, very deep ...

Qiang Ren

You deserve it.