7 sketch Guo Donglin+Shao Feng's actor's lines

I only remember part of it:

What's your education?

Nursery ...

Take my ID card to do something bad, and let pol.ice arrest me ...

! ! ! Whose wallet is this ...

It won't do if someone else picks it up. I'll cover it for him.

It's not your wallet? It's not your wallet. You pick it up?

you're talking nonsense. I picked up my wallet myself. I drank too much. I ..

Kersey? Bazaar. Hey? Your mother, right? Hey! !

I have a baby, so I'm not a monster ... and I can't be born either ~ ~! !

Isn't there another young lady giving birth? Her husband is a train driver, and he is very busy running the Qinghai-Tibet Railway ... Oooo ...

-I can take her husband's train to see it. Hey! ~~~

The biggest feature is that there is a hemorrhoid next to your mouth ...

Ah ... Why does your daughter-in-law look so much like my daughter-in-law?

how did it get into your wallet? What did you do to her?

here's my id card ... don't talk! Where's my wallet?

my wallet? Where did you pick it up?

you are the living Lei Feng ~ ~! ! !

Goodbye ~ ~ ~ Go home and pay New Year greetings ~ ~

... I'm sorry ... why are you still standing here ~! ? ~!

here is the download address of Home:

MMS://winmedia.cctv.com.cn/7chunwan/27/2/7chunwan _ 3 _ 27217 _ 24.wmv

You can watch it several times by yourself.