Which joke can make people laugh to death?

One patient at a time.

see a doctor

"Did you consult anyone about your illness before you came here?" The doctor asked.

"Just ask the owner of the drugstore around the corner," the patient replied.

Doctors hate that people who are not doctors often give medical advice. He made no secret of this: "What bad idea did that fool give you?"

"He asked me to come to you."

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deceptious

A quack died on the first day of business.

Someone else's son

, helpless to yourself.

son

compensation

family

. The next day, someone else died.

daughter

He lost his daughter. On the third day, as soon as I opened the door, I ran into the back room in a panic and said to my wife, "Hurry up and pack up and run away. Someone has a crush on you. "

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Married women

Take the children to the maternity ward.

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The doctor asked the woman: Does the baby eat breast milk or milk?

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Woman: Breastfeeding!

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Doctor: Then please take off your clothes.

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Woman: Ah! ? Why?

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Doctor: Please don't be nervous. This is obstetrics and gynecology, and it will never infringe on you.

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The woman took off her coat with a grain of salt, and the doctor touched her chest.

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Touch it, wipe it to the left, wipe it to the right.

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Say to this woman: No wonder the baby is malnourished. You don't have breast milk!

There is a silent doctor. Other doctors always ask patients questions before making a diagnosis. But he began to treat himself without waiting for the patient to speak.

neighbour

The children said to his wife, "Your husband is really a famous doctor."

expert

How glorious your face is! "

The lady said, "I don't know if it's a famous doctor, but."

Early times

He has been a vet for a long time. "