Ask for a particularly funny joke

1. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

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2. When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand. In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school.

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3. Advertisement of a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

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The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath!

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5. The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a "person".

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6. I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

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7. Even though you have teeth! Don't feel sorry for yourself, just have teeth! You can dig sweet potatoes, cover your chin when it rains, separate the tea residue when you drink tea, and use it as a knife and fork when you have a picnic. Do you think you are the best?

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8. The family is harmonious, the life is Kangxi, the personality is Yongzheng, the career is prosperous, everything is celebrated, the future is bright, the wealth is Xianfeng, and both inside and outside are in charge, Qian Qiu Guangxu, make public!

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9. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch me with soy sauce, X his ancestors! Walk through the south ~ break through the north ~ drink water behind the toilet, run over my leg on the train track and kiss a fool. I've climbed mountains and fought tigers ~ I've practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple. I often treat Clinton as 250 yuan and feed Sakyamuni to the tiger! There was a dance on the pyramid, and Jesus beat drums on his head.

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10. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu!

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1 1. About thongs: I used to take off my underwear to look at my ass; Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear. ...

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12. Take other people's road and let others have no way out!

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13. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

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14. Huns are down and out in rivers and lakes, and they can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. Hit the corner and count the stars on the ground!

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15. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!

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What is stress?

Wives and children are under great pressure.

What is motivation?

Wife and children are the driving force.

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17. The dormitory brothers decided to impose the following punishment on District Chief Zhang:

Let him hold the telephone pole covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine, and cry with tears: My illness is finally saved!

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18. It's a manhole plug and a manhole socket!

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19. Go through the ladies' room three times and don't go in!

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20. I, as far as IQ is concerned, 10 brain teasers can get 8 answers immediately; On knowledge, when I was 10, I had been studying for 8 years. There are only 10 minutes left until the paper is finished. I can dictate a beautiful article, record it, change up to eight words, and then I can publish it. As far as memory is concerned, I can only remember 8 of 10 phone numbers once. As for endurance, I can insist on peeing in the morning 10 until 8 o'clock the next night. ......

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2 1. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of our time every day.

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22. "What is an optimist?" "This ... is like a teapot, my ass is burning red, and I am in the mood to whistle!"

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23. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

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24. The most "damaging" sentence now is: "You are really fucking Japanese."

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No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry!

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26. Deliberate study, deliberate work, deliberate life, and deliberate life like an individual!

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27. Put down your college student's shelf and find a bowl of rice first!

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28. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do!