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Rogue driver classic joke
A lady took a taxi to a place and asked the taxi driver to accompany her to get it at home. The taxi driver thought, haha, maybe there is something good. Sure enough, as soon as she came in, the lady ... finished. The taxi driver wanted to leave, but the young lady refused. She said, I charge you 300 yuan, including your fare 10 yuan. If you want to pay 290 yuan, leave without a penny!
The taxi driver admitted that he was unlucky and had to pay. Unexpectedly, before he went out, a policeman broke in. He handcuffed himself and took him to the police station with the young lady. The witness and physical evidence are all there, so I have to admit a fine of 5,000 yuan and inform my friend to bring money to redeem it (I dare not inform my wife).
Just out of the gate, I saw the lady come out with a stack of RMB in her hand and smile at him. The taxi driver thought, damn it, this bitch got the bonus. See how I punish you.
When I went back to drive, I found the car stolen.
Now the taxi driver is really annoyed: you bitch, who do you think I am? I used to be a hooligan. Wait and see.
In the evening, I made an appointment with a few friends who were local ruffians and rushed into the young lady's house with knives and masks. The lady is sitting on the sofa watching TV, not flustered at all: hey, why don't you come over? I know who you are. I'm waiting for you. I tell you, there are many policemen outside my house now, and they will rush in as soon as I call them, haha.
The taxi driver suffered a loss and told his brothers not to act rashly.
The taxi driver said, what do you want?
Miss took out a video: this is the video of you whoring with me last night. I didn't expect that. Take out all your money now, otherwise, this video will appear in your wife's hand. .....
The taxi driver had no choice but to empty his pockets and scrape together 1000 yuan to change the video.
Taxi drivers and guys walked out of the door like defeated cocks, and didn't want to be stopped by this lady again.
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