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These four iron laws are for your reference.
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Remember the guest house called Tongfu Inn in Qixia Town? I don't know how many people who read this article still remember or know the sitcom Legend of Wulin. Sebrina, Queen of Weibo, became popular from this play; The good man Sha Yi also started to let everyone pay attention to his face value from this drama; Yan Ni, the queen of ratings, also made everyone remember her from this drama.
Legend of Wulin was first broadcast in 2006, when I was still in college. At that time, the only sitcoms I watched were I Love My Family and The Story of the Cooking Class. Therefore, when this kind of chapter-by-chapter costume sitcom was born, it really blew up the thunder out of thin air and blew up all the media and audiences. I really admire the brain and talent of Ning, the god of wealth who was not taking drugs and was not banned at that time.
Ten years ago, watching Legend of Wulin in college was like being sucked into a black hole. You have to finish it day and night to feel relaxed. At that time, it was fun to watch, and I envied the story of Tongfu Inn in Xiaojiang Lake. Ten years later, watching Wulin legends is not only fun, but also practical and smooth people.
Outside the play, on the stage, on the screen, the story is played and the reality is tasted.
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Maybe it's hard to be simple when people grow up.
At that time, it was good to see the shopkeeper, handsome, weak, afraid, unintelligent in Li Dazui, stupefied in pig's head, stupid in Yan Xiaoliu, pitiful in Zhu, annoyed. Now looking at the flowers in the fog and the moon in the water, I don't know whether the story itself is profound or complicated.
Qixia town is desolate, and Tongfu Inn in the town is inconspicuous, but it can tell us how affectionate and rational it is.
First, whether it is a paradise or not, we should pay attention to the worldly wisdom and intrigue.
The world in Tao Yuanming's "Peach Blossom Garden" is like this: "Suddenly I met a peach blossom forest, and there were hundreds of steps on the shore. There are no miscellaneous trees in it, the grass is delicious and the fishermen are very different. If you go any further, you will want to be poor. The land is flat and spacious, so is the house. There are fertile fields, beautiful ponds, mulberry trees and bamboo. The traffic in the building is so busy that chickens and dogs hear each other. Some men and women dressed like strangers. My hair is drooping and I am happy. "
Qixia town has not been described as such a scene, but this remote place far from the capital is simple in folk customs and good in public security. Even the only head catcher and fast catcher are looking forward to big cases every day. With such good public security and so many people, this place is barely a paradise. But even if people who do business here don't evade taxes, their parents don't bend the law, and beggars don't spit everywhere, they still have the worldly wisdom and intrigue in the real society.
For example, in the thirty-ninth time, the rich merchant Qian shopkeeper also knew that he wanted to please the local parents, Lou Zhifu, and did not forget to send beautifully packaged moon cakes on the Mid-Autumn Festival, and also printed the four characters "peerless and honest officials" on them to make his ass comfortable. As for Lou Zhi-xian, although I don't know if he is really a peerless and honest official, he was happy and grateful in front of the gift from the money shopkeeper, turned around and gave the moon cake to other merchants without even looking, which made this peerless and honest official make a joke.
For example, in Qixia Town, even if the folk customs are simple and beautiful, there are always a few people with ulterior motives. For the eleventh time, a new restaurant, Yihonglou, was opened opposite Tongfu Inn to treat guests. Not only does Xing, the most familiar catcher who takes Tongfu Inn as his second home every day, abandon the store, but even Xiaomi, a beggar who has been camping at the door, runs across to eat and drink, and sometimes comes back to say sarcastic words, "I won't come if you want to invite me in the future." What's more, in order to make Tongfu Inn disappear in Qixia Town, the story of a red chamber owner who lost Sim set a trap to steal the books of Tongfu Inn, and finally ate a handful of rice and let a red chamber go bankrupt. Fortunately, there are always one or two businessmen in the world who are not profiteers like boss Tong. In the story, long-term is always the duty of businessmen.
For another example, Xiao Liuer, who used to talk about Allegro and play suona in the countryside, went to Yan Xiaoliu, the only catcher in Qixia Town, and finally transferred to Yan, who took office in Beijing. How did a man with an unstable knife and unclear mind finally become an official in Beijing? There is a line from Xiao Liu in the play that makes sense. "Although my brain is not good, I am not stupid." Although he can't read, he can hug his thigh.
Back to the sixty-seventh, the hero of the pack, Guo Furong's father Guo Juxia came to Tongfu Inn, beat Yuanyang and brought her back. Although he is far away in Beijing, he knows everyone's situation and shortcomings in the shop. If it weren't for the "traitor" Xiao Liuer, how could the giant win without the help of force? Why did Xiao Liuer help him? Finally, the conversation between the two clarified the truth: "There will be information flying pigeons passing books in the future, so you can wait for the news of entering the headquarters." You see, even a generation of giants that everyone admires works in Taohuayuan, they should make good promises and take care of human feelings.
As the old saying goes, everything is learned, and people's understanding is an article, regardless of time, place or person.
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Second, true equality is achieved through door to door.
Although Qixia Town is a small place and Tongfu Inn is a star-free hotel, everyone has a lot of connections. As the saying goes, you don't enter the house unless you are a professional title.
Tong Xiangyu is the daughter of Xi Longmen Escort Agency, which is the first escort agency in the world. Although their daughter didn't marry the head store owner as a daughter-in-law, she accidentally left here and became the owner of a shop, but people who like her must be famous. Therefore, it was the thief-saint Bai Yutang who helped her in the first episode and paved the way. Although the thief has a disgraceful reputation, Lao Bai is flustered as long as he hears six doors, but he is a big speaker in the eyes of others.
The fifth time, when other people in Tongfu Inn knew that Bai Zhantang, a waiter and colleague who had been with him for two years, was actually the famous thief of St. Baiyutang, infatuated with the idolization of this matter, and could hardly lose Andy's diehard fan Yang Lijuan. Also, I don't know how many times in the play, whenever the shopkeeper mentioned his lover's name, he said, "Let's steal saints!" " There is no lack of pride in the tone.
Why? Because the real world is such a match, even if a rich girl can't marry into a rich family, she should be worthy of a famous family (don't forget that Bai Sanniang, the mother of Laobai, is the messenger of Six Doors, and Guo Juxia is a great friend). How can a rich girl marry a real waiter who works in a private hotel?
In addition, Guo Furong, the second generation official, found a poor scholar's husband in an inn, but the screenwriter also knows that this is a sitcom, not a Korean drama, nor a Taiwanese idol drama, and there are not so many stories about a prince marrying Cinderella or a princess marrying a frog and living happily for a lifetime. Therefore, even if Lv Xiucai's prominent ancestors (ancestors used to open warehouses to cook porridge to help the poor, they had to be large families) declined, they could only be bookkeepers in his generation. But don't forget, he finally has the iron title of "Guanzhong hero" certified by the court. He has been to Jianghu Monthly, the newspaper with the largest circulation in Jianghu, and it is an exclusive interview. More importantly, although the shopkeeper's surname is Tong, Tongfu Inn belongs to his Lujia family after all, and the name on the real estate license is Lu. Don't forget to tell me the love story that the daughter of the second generation of Guan finally married a poor scholar.
In addition, look at the identity of other people in the store: Mo Xiaobei is only ten years old, but he is the head of Hengshan Sect and the leader of Wuyue League; Chef Li Dazui is not only the only descendant of Zhuge Kongfang, the first chef in Beijing, but also the son of Duanzhi Xuanyuan who lost only once in his life. He also has an uncle named Lou, a local magistrate. The worst thing should be Zhu, who has no parents and no background and can only wander alone, but at least he has become a civil servant and got an iron rice bowl.
Whether it is real life or sitcom, it tells us that love, friendship and business partners must be compatible in order to be harmonious and lasting.
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Third, big people are actually ordinary people.
Bai Zhantang whose mother's name is Bai Sanniang is the messenger of Six Doors. He has been in the Jianghu for many years, cracked numerous major cases, mastered her appearance, and has high martial arts (in the words of Lao Bai, compared with his martial arts, it is simply worse than his scrap metal and fucking gold), which is definitely worthy of the title of female hero. It stands to reason that such a female hero is well informed and should be informal. However, the two episodes of her first appearance show that the heroine is first and foremost a selfish and conformist woman.
For example, the reason for her delay is that "there are still several major cases to be solved", and the original intention of such dedicated work is to change her son for a gold medal. For the 43rd time, when she didn't see red on the white cloth list of her son's wedding night, her attitude towards her daughter-in-law Tong Xiangyu changed immediately. The whole episode was about how she tortured her seemingly immoral daughter-in-law. Let the daughter-in-law work all day without eating, and put lipstick on her to prevent her from stealing vegetables; In the middle of the night, let the daughter-in-law make her midnight snack, chicken soup and soybean milk. You can't grind beans with a donkey. You must grind them yourself. In order to make the daughter-in-law abide by women's morality, she wore a black veil from head to toe and was not allowed to look at any man except her husband, talk to him or look at him.
So the title of this time is "Bad mother-in-law leads many people to make trouble in the bridal chamber, and good daughter-in-law is abused and injured". This story has never stopped since ancient times, whether it is a heroine among women or a peasant woman.
Another person who shows the ordinary achievements of great men is Guo Juxia. Back to the sixty-seventh, in order to break up the daughter Guo Furong and the poor scholar Lv Qinghou, in addition to bribing Yan Xiaoliu in advance, they kept all kinds of excuses out of context and brainwashed everyone. If it weren't for Zhu's last escape, the mandarin ducks were almost beaten away by a stick. Guo Juxia, the hero of the Great Heroes, is so painstaking, just because he has no official position and can't learn anything, so he doesn't like his daughter's boyfriend. In the Ming Dynasty, when parents' orders and matchmakers' words were still emphasized, even if they were informal, the giant who had learned Jianghu tricks could not get rid of the threshold prejudice, and just wanted to betroth his daughter to his proud disciple who didn't love each other at all.
As early as ten years ago, Wulin legends humorously told us never to be too superstitious about authority. A great man is first of all a person, with the advantages and disadvantages that ordinary people have, and then a character.
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Fourth, the facts have repeatedly told us that girls who are too beautiful, too hardworking, too sensible and too capable always hate getting married.
This seems a bit absurd and heretical, and it seems a bit out of touch with the main idea of the play. But Zhu used his own experience to tell us a truth repeatedly: a good woman just can't be perfect.
Compared with the other two heroines, Tong Xiangyu and Zhu, Zhu has many advantages. (Of course, good pregnancy is not included. Be an actor first, be an unparalleled cook, be gentle and virtuous, be young and not arrogant, and do everything. The phrase "Let me do it" has explained everything. In addition, she can be the only female catcher in Qixia town, and she has some advantages. I can go to Tongfu Inn to do odd jobs, well done, and kill n streets in Guo Furong.
What about the other two heroines? Tong Xiangyu's beauty faded, she was stingy and greedy, and she was an honorary widow. When things happen, she either faints or starts nagging the classic dissatisfied housewife line "I still regret …" but she can catch Bai Zhantang; Guo Furong is arrogant, bullying and lazy. Obviously, his martial arts skills are extremely poor, and he always pretends to be a big-tailed wolf, which makes people overwhelmed. But Lv Xiucai can bow to him and be dead set.
The perfect woman is incomparable. From her brother to a scholar and then to her boss, Yan Xiaoliu, whether she was a childhood friend, secretly loved or in a long-term relationship, she failed to find her home. Even I finally had a crush on people outside the Seven Chivalries twice. Unfortunately, one of them is a eunuch and the other is a western liar.
As a screenwriter and a man, God of Wealth Ning seems to want to tell us desperately that one defect is beauty, and so is being a woman.
After thinking about it, I think it can only be too perfect. Apart from the inherent and unchangeable defects, I have always hated the reason for getting married because of my bad feelings. Because everything should be rushed for oneself, everything can be justified and everything must be brave, so there is no room for the other party to express and love.
Sometimes, being stupid is not that I am really stupid, just to make you feel that your IQ is superior; Weakness is not that I am really incompetent, but that I want to fulfill your heroic dream; Arrogance is not that I am really unreasonable, but I just want to show your tolerance and tolerance; Laziness is not that I am really lazy, but that I want to practice your sense of responsibility and fulfill your reputation as a good person.
In a relationship between men and women, if one side is the best, then the final result must be the rout of both sides.
In fact, Luo wrote a lot, whether it's Jianghu or reality. In the end, it's just a few words sung in the theme song: talk about the hard work of these years/it's rare to have a bosom friend who is smart and confused/children are deeply concerned about each other/you and I need to endure loneliness more. Classics are unforgettable at first sight, and then educated. Legend of Wulin is such a classic drama, which will make your taste different with the passage of time.
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