Selected 86 sentences from the Big Bang Theory classic quotations collection

1. Rocket scientist? Rocket scientist? Why don't you just tell them I collect tolls at the Golden Gate Bridge? I'm a theoretical physicist who studies string theory. Rocket scientist! So insulting!

2. s: Are you sure that with your moth-like personality, you won’t be attracted by my raging fire?

3. r: Sheldon is not here, we can do whatever we want. We also ordered takeout from a Thai restaurant he didn’t like. Another person asked: Is it delicious? p: It tastes terrible. Don’t tell him.

4. Sheldon: This is not a good reason. Everyone cries because they are sad. Take me for example, I always cry when other people are so stupid, because their stupidity makes me sad.

5. p: Hi, can you help me? I was writing an email, and then the a key broke. Now I press it? aaal: What spilled on it? p: No. l:?p: Diet Coke? And yogurt? And some nail polish?

6. In my opinion, all your problems can be solved by making more money.

7. Sorry, coffee is definitely not good. When I moved to California, I promised my mom I wouldn't do drugs.

8. It’s impossible to get better. Change is never good. People say change is a good thing, but it's not.

9. I am rosin glycerin resin (an organic adhesive), and you are an inorganic mixture, so no matter what language bullet you fire in my direction, it will bounce back and return to its original state. On track, attached to you.

10. s: I am a smart person? To be classified as a "smart person" I have to remove 60 IQ points.

11. I admit that the spherical chicken joke was pretty funny, but it went downhill from there.

12. a: Sheldon, I have good news for you. s: What a coincidence, me too. My cuticle scissors will arrive in one to two business days.

13. h: Sheldon, you have to know that you don’t have that many friends for you to insult.

14. a: I also have a table at home, but I had no friends before, so I could only serve the ball all the time. b: You can stop half of the table from lying flat and fight against the tabletop. a: If I had friends back then, maybe someone would have taught me this.

15. You can see a full sea view here, which cannot be achieved by any means of transportation. But here, you can only face Costco supermarket and Jiffy Automobile 350 miles away. Service store, cinder block house with raised pool.

16. L said that he has had many girlfriends. Use "plenty" to describe it? When s asked L which specific people he had. L named two. S said. Oh my god. Quickly call Oxford Dictionary and change the meaning of "plenty" to 2 words?

17. l: I can't stop the feeling when it comes. I mean, my whole small universe exploded at that time, as if it entered the body and mind. The state of unity is probably what athletes feel when they enter the state. p: I just played mini golf.

18. Do you know how dirty the balls in the arena are? It's no less than going to the street corner and giving people free rectal exams.

19. s: Why are you crying? p: I am stupid for crying. s: There is no reason to cry. People should only cry when they are sad. For example, if other people are too stupid, I feel sad. , that’s why I cried.

20. p: What are you busy with? s: No time to talk, in focus mode.

21. If the damn death radiation had worked, I wouldn't have been beaten.

22. If messing around is the right way, then I will shut up.

23. s: If we dismantle it, will it void the warranty? h: I have a master's degree in engineering, and the warranty is only suitable for wiping my ***.

24. I am really sorry for what happened last night. I take all responsibility and I hope it doesn't color your opinion of Leonard, who was not only a good man but, I'm told, a gentle and thoughtful lover.

25. I have sheep now, but I am short of hardwood. Who can trade the hardwood for my sheep? People just want hardwood. Is it necessary to make it so difficult?

26. I always help the weak. Proving once again that I am Batman alive.

27. l: He always needs to be the center of attention, just like a child. p: I know, I know. l: I swear, I will never let him play with my helicopter.

28. Why waste food? In Texas, if a cow stops producing milk and they stop feeding it, they take it out and shoot it.

29. A scientist asked: Where are your robot engineers? ?Raj: ?He broke down because he was pathetic and had no women. ?Scientist: ?Come on, we are all pathetic and have no women, that's why we are playing robot contests here. ?

30. My life-size cardboard Mr. Spock has arrived. I know he doesn't like ordinary people's instantaneous expression of emotions, but, it's great, it's great, it's great.

31. S: You know I am a very smart person. If I'm wrong, can I not know?

32. Why are you ignoring your sister? Sheldon: I'm not ignoring her, I'm ignoring all of you.

33. Wait, do you really think I believe that social etiquette dictates that we risk breaking our backs to help Wolowitz move, and all he has to do is buy us a pizza?

34. Sheldon never lets me listen to music in the car because he doesn’t want to be misunderstood as a gang member.

35. Is this a high-IQ sperm bank? The nurse rolled her eyes and said, "If you even ask this, then obviously this is not the place you should come to."

36. Explain to me an organizational system where a plate of flatware is effective on the couch. I just speculated that it was a couch because there was evidence of a small garage sale on the coffee table.

37. Howard: By the way, I’m really happy that you are finally learning Mandarin. Xie Erduo: Why? Howard: When you say it's all right, there are more than a billion Chinese people waiting for you to annoy, so you don't have to annoy me.

38. In fact, there is nothing to be sad about alone, because you get as much happiness from each other as I give myself.

39. After Sheldon got nervous, P to L: I love him (Sheldon), but if it breaks, let’s not buy a new one.

40. Sheldon: Ah, gravity, you are a heartless bitch.

41. l: What do you want to do tonight? a: I don’t know. b: I told Andy that if nothing happens tonight, I will go and stay with his mother. So please hurry up and think of something to do.

42. s: Can I do anything to make you not angry? a: No, don’t waste your efforts. s: What about me humming the "Star Trek" theme song? a: Please don’t do this.

43. No one may believe me if I say it. I may not be boyfriend material.

44. Sheldon said: Don’t always remember? Can this be forgotten? How can I forget anything in my mind? I have never forgotten anything since the day I was weaned! It was a drizzly Tuesday?

45. I know why you are confused. Her news sounds important, but you forget that it is an achievement in the field of biology. It's all disgusting, sticky stuff.

46. You are too kind, and the world will chew you to pieces.

47. l: You haven’t spoken for several hours, and I’m starting to get a little worried. Please say something. s: Leonard, get ready to fall to the ground and be frightened to tears by my supreme wisdom. l: I was wrong. It would be better for you not to speak.

48. Sheldon said: Good night. If the world ends tonight, good luck!

49. s: I don’t need the affirmation of those who are inferior to me.

50. Look, I think the chances of you having sex with Penny are about as good as the chances of the Hubble Space Telescope finding a little guy in the center of every black hole looking for a circuit breaker with a flashlight.

51. I have never been able to understand the fact that a person spends his whole life pursuing another human being to spend his whole life. Maybe I am too interesting and do not need the company of others.

52. It’s just that you can still retrieve the black box filled with wonderful fantasies about her from the burning ruins. If you analyze the data carefully, you will not fall into the "Idiot Valley" again.

53. s: Sheldon’s brain power is boundless! Sheldon's brain was shaken in all directions! Sheldon is brainstorming martial arts! sheldon brain dominates the world?

54. s: You are talking to one of the only three people in the Western Hemisphere who can keep up with your thinking.

55. l to p: You know, he is really troublesome, but when I saw him lying there and sleeping like this, I thought: How convenient would it be to press the pillow on his face.

56. I have never been able to understand the fact that a person spends his whole life pursuing another human being and spending his whole life alone. Perhaps I am too interesting on my own to need the company of others, so I wish you as much happiness in each other as I give myself.

57. I should answer engineering questions. I am a physical engineer. Sheldon: All human questions should be answered by me, because I am a human being.

58. It's past nine o'clock, and the streets of Pasadena are full of drunken sailors and wild cats.

59. I want to actively accept everything, accept love, accept challenges, embrace life, no matter what, I will bravely accept it.

60. Oh, how terrible. He just walked away for a while, cleared his intestines, and followed the adventures of the caped warrior. When he came out, he found that his apartment had turned into a cabaret.

61. Scissors cut paper, cloth wraps a stone, the stone kills the lizard, the lizard poisons Spock, Spock breaks the scissors, the scissors cut the lizard to death, the lizard eats the cloth, the cloth denies Spock Gram, Spock vaporizes rocks and, of course, rocks smash scissors.

62. I thought she was a highly evolved, purely intelligent species, just like me. And recent events suggest she may be nothing more than a creature succumbing to baser desires.

63. Alcohol and her temporary confusion may make tonight a romantic night.

64. Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay? Scared me half to death. Xie Erduo: Interesting. You're afraid of bugs, and women. Meeting a beautiful lady will definitely make you nervous.

65. s: Looking at the whiteboard, it feels like my IQ gave birth to a baby. What a cute baby. Unlike human babies, it doesn't fuss and is covered in sticky fluid.

66. s: How can I make them dislike me? l: Invite them to live with us.

67. Sheldon: scissors cut paper, paper wraps rocks, rocks hit lizard, lizard poisons Spark, Spark smashes scissors, scissors chops lizard, lizard eats paper, paper refutes Spark, Spark evaporates the stone, and ends up doing what it always does, the stone destroys the scissors.

68. I have never seen them. That way they are perfect. There is no need to awkwardly say hello in the corridor, and there will be no clicking sound of high heels on the wooden floor. This family is like a litter of kittens, jumping from one curtain to another.

69. Sheldon: To be honest, I believe in the multiverse theory, but I don’t believe that there is a me in so many universes who can apologize to you. If there is, it won’t be me in this universe.

70. H: How long has he been stuck? L: I have 30 hours of IQ, and 29 years of emotional intelligence.

71. What, isn’t this exactly your goal? Achieving financial independence through the uniqueness and innovation of a business is my uniqueness and innovation, but it is still your goal.

72. Others say that when people reach their twilight years, they will regret more the things they did not do than the things they have done.

73. S: If the damn death radiation had worked, I wouldn’t have been beaten.

74. R: Missy, do you like pajamas? ?We Indians invented it, you’re welcome. H: So, we Jews invented circumcision, you’re welcome.

75. Sheldon: We had a meal, played some games, and then stayed the night. Oh, rejoice now that I have a better understanding of what a "bed partner" is.

76. p vs. l: Damn, you have more cosmetics than me, and they are more advanced than what I use.

77. l: Howard really wanted to surprise his wife. p: Yeah, why didn’t you do something romantic to celebrate our first date?

l: First of all, you dumped me too many times. Which was your first date?

78. Sheldon: It’s not impossible for me. It’s possible because of my existence. I think what you're trying to say is? I gave up, he doesn't seem real. ?

79. Yes, it tells us that the mass culture you participate in has an illusion that the apparent position of the sun relative to any constellation defines your birth and affects your personality to some extent. .

80. S: I have evolved to the point where I don’t need to drive. L: Just keep evolving and see if you can grow wings.

81. S: Ordinary tests cannot even accurately measure my IQ. Could I be rarer?

82. p: I fell in love with a bastard, you know, I lived with him for four years! Four years! Like high school is so long?s: It took you four years to finish high school?

83. Many people are looking for partners to share their lives, but a few people are happy enough to be single. May all lovers in the world enjoy being in love, just as a few people enjoy being alone

84. Sheldon: I’m not crazy. My mother took me for a checkup.

85. You are talking to one of the only three people in the Western Hemisphere who can follow your thinking.

86. Leonard, mentally I still like you, brother, but please face the reality, you are a mess.