What is the joke caused by homophonic?

Lying in the plum blossoms, lying on the branches hurts and hates low. No education, low IQ.

If you hear it from a distance and lie like water, it's easy to get to Chun Lv. (Ask me who I am, big donkey)

Lying like a donkey, it is easy to get green, and one end is green. I am a donkey, a donkey, a donkey.

At a meeting in the village, the village head said, "Rabbit and shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.