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Kong Yiji's joke

"Sir, Sir, congratulations on graduating from high school! ~ ~ "I saw three reporters riding to Xianheng Hotel, and the gongs and drums were loud.

See Kong Yiji drinking in the shop, immediately dismounted to congratulate. Master Kong, congratulations.

Kong Yiji was beaming when he heard that he had won the jury, but he was ashamed because he had no money to reward these applicants.

When the hotel shopkeeper heard about it, he immediately put it on the wine table to entertain these candidates. He bowed to Kong Yiji and asked, What else does Master Kong command?

People in the hotel are also talking about it: "Did you hear that this is Kong Yiji, who won a prize? Not simple. "

"Listen, listen, I told you he had a future ..."

"What are you talking about? You were still .."

"Huang Li, Huang Li, you're welcome. Haha. "

Then he went to Kong Yiji to congratulate him.

When Kong Yiji saw this situation, he thought that someone was joking with him at first. After seeing everyone's reaction, he finally knew it was true, although this assumption appeared many times in his dreams.

Kong Yiji thought that he could be proud from now on and couldn't help laughing.

He found a seat and asked the shopkeeper for two cans of aged wine and a plate of fennel beans. Like wine tasting.

Fantasize about the future official road, splendor and wealth, luxuries and luxuries.