Tell a gloomy joke.

A man went to the women's bath to peek. Suddenly someone came and insisted on installing a statue of * *. When he came in, he touched the roots of men because of the novelty of women's view. When the man rebelled against the fourth woman, he couldn't help spraying. The woman held it in her hand and exclaimed, Wow, it's shampoo. .

2。 Someone asked a scholar how he felt after he got married, and he replied, "I was very narrow at first, so I can understand people." Take a few steps and you will be suddenly enlightened. "

3。 In the past, when raw rice was cooked, the woman was yours. It doesn't matter if you cook raw rice into popcorn now! Actually, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. No room, no wife, more rooms, more wives. I don't understand why my wife called me a big room, a second room and a third room ... now I really understand that the ancients were sincere and deceptive.

4。 What's the use of women getting married? A: "It's useful for birds".

5。 Wife's Quotation: You are allowed to get drunk and hook up with girls, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely cripple your third leg and let your bird sleep forever. …….

6。 The QQ signature of the leftover woman: It's time to find a man. Something to do, nothing to do.

7。 Today, the leader asked a sharp question: "When is Notre Dame Day?" Seeing that everyone was at a loss, the leader said, "We have repeatedly stressed that Scientific Outlook on Development should study and think in a scientific way in order to deal with all kinds of problems ... You ..." "Remember, Notre Dame Day is March 7th! Because virgins and women are just "a day apart"! Everyone was surprised, and then they praised "wise leadership!"

8。 A friend answered his girlfriend's phone and said she was pregnant. When he said foolishly, "Then get married," he changed his signature to: "If you love her, help her stop menstruating!" Suddenly domineering side leakage.

9。 On the first night of their wedding, an hour passed, and the groom was still wearing clothes and looking out of the window. The bride impatiently reminded him, "Why don't you take off your clothes and go to bed?" He replied: "Go to sleep first! Leave me alone. My mother told me that tonight is the best night I can see, so now I don't want to waste any second to see the night view.

10。 Wu Dalang: Your wife was taken away by Ximen Qing. What's your comment on this? Dalang said: I have been paying attention to the development of the situation since my wife was occupied. As we all know, Pan Jinlian has been my wife since ancient times, and I have indisputable sovereignty over her. I hope Mr. Simon will understand the situation clearly, stop doing things that undermine the friendship between the two sides for generations and release my wife unconditionally as soon as possible! !

1 1。 There are so many people at rush hour. Today, people are crowded on buses to go to work. A man stood behind me with a shoulder pole in his right hand and a pancake in his left. My daughter, pancakes have been burning my ass. I can't take it anymore. I can't hide. I want revenge. . . Later, I farted silently, and then I felt better when I saw that the man was eating well. . .

12。 A beautiful young woman asked a priest what are the devil, hell and heaven? The priest explained: between my legs is the devil, and between your legs is hell. As long as you put the devil in hell, we can all enter heaven. ...

13。 On the bus, a man ran into anonymous, and the woman was furious and said, you can't stand on three legs! The man waved his hand and said, forget it. I won't argue with you. You've been talking anyway.

14。 You can either find a man who can make you live a good life, or find a man who you are willing to suffer for. Besides, try to get them out of the way. .

15。 First prize "Meeting": male: sexual encounter; Woman: Itched for a long time! Second prize "treat": the man said to the woman: invite you to dinner? Woman: Why! Some other time! Third prize "Below": The woman said to the man: Come to my house, I will give you food below! Fourth prize "Work": Female asked male: What happened to my business? A: Let's talk about it later! The fifth prize "election": the village elected the village head. A young woman said angrily: Everyone agrees, but I just won't let my husband do it.

16。 Blogger's question: Please connect China with the four classical novels in one sentence-strongman's reply: Brother Bao, your golden hoop makes Jinlian happy.

17。 A buddy hasn't seen his girlfriend for a long time, so he secretly went to his girlfriend's school to find her at night. Hungry and thirsty, they ran to the school Woods to fight. When the fierce battle was in full swing, the patrolling security uncle saw it! I saw the security guard's uncle flashing a flashlight and shouting, "Pull it out!"

18。 Always layoffs, referred to as the president; Always with a straight face, so he is called the boss; I always want to spy on people, so I call the director; Often make trouble without reason, call the manager; Make the leader's secret comfortable and call the secretary.

19。 Two Chinese medicine families got married. The man's surname was Long and the woman's surname was Chen. Couplets on wedding night. The upper part of the public: keel, antipyretic, antipruritic, and fluid production; Women's Federation: two pieces of dried tangerine peel, eliminating phlegm, reducing swelling and quenching thirst; Horizontal batch: valid within one day.

20。 Send a message to the beautiful colleague at night: I have opened the room and waited for you! She replied: Don't be ridiculous. I replied: really, everyone says you are good at technology, and I want to try the truth. She replied: Where are you? I'll go back: Happy Landlord, Telecom Zone 1, Room 12, Table 22. She replied: get out.

2 1。 A loving couple was in the park, and the woman spoiled and said, "Honey, I have a toothache." The boy kissed the girl's lips and said, "Honey, does it still hurt?" The girl said, "It doesn't hurt anymore." After a while, the girl said, "Honey, my neck hurts." The boy kissed the girl's neck and asked, "Does it still hurt?" The girl said, "It doesn't hurt anymore." An old lady next to her couldn't help saying, "Young man, that's amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids? "