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The American guy explained why Americans think the Chinese are dangerous

The joke about a Chinese, an American and a Japanese:

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese are exploring in the jungle.

As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe.

But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today, so I won't eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows.

But before you get a blow, you can have one wish come true." ”

The Americans were the first to suffer the consequences.

He said: "Before I hit the board, put a cushion on my butt." After putting it on, the board fell like raindrops; before 70 boards, it was okay, but after 30 boards, the cushion After being beaten to pieces,

and then the blood was drawn... After the beating,

the United States walked away feeling the buttocks.

After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. 1, 2, 3... After 100, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, everything was fine;

Then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate.

Fan,

And want to sit back and watch the Chinese people's show.

The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back."