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It is said that one time, Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao were on a plane together. Suddenly they encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape.

It was only then that I discovered that there were only three parachute bags left on board. Everyone was nervous for a while. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feathers and cleared his throat and said, "Let's do this. The mountain man will ask a few questions. Those who can answer them will parachute, and those who can't will have to parachute." I jumped down myself

" The others had no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei: "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought briefly and replied: "One

." So he took an umbrella and went down. . Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied: "One." He also took an umbrella and went down. Finally it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked: "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao was stunned

and was too confused to answer, so he had to jump off himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao Cao secretly felt happy.

The second time four people encountered an emergency on a plane, the four of them discussed it together and decided to stick to the old method. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei: "What was the battle in which King Wu of Zhou defeated King Zhou?" Liu Bei thought briefly and replied: "The battle of Muye." Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "How many people died in that battle?

Sun Quan thought for a while and said: "About thirty to forty thousand." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down< /p>

. Cao Cao couldn't help but snickered and thought: "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I know everything about ancient times and the present, especially military affairs, but you are in trouble this time."

I saw Zhuge Liang asking: " What are the names of the soldiers?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump in. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao Cao laughed to himself.

The third time the same four people took a plane, the plane encountered another emergency. Cao Cao thought, Mr. Zhuge wants to punish me again, so why not

I might as well jump off by myself. , free from insult. So he jumped out of the air, and while descending at high speed in the air, he heard Zhuge Liang shouting to him from above: "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!"