It’s funny how to post something about losing your phone

1. I had bad luck yesterday and lost my mobile phone. I feel extremely melancholy today;

2. I had a sad dream all night and lost my mobile phone when I went out. If this is a fake dream It’s so good, but it’s true;

3. Lost my cell phone, I feel sadder than losing a love, because it means that all the good memories will disappear;

4. Lost my date Now that I have a mobile phone, the whole world is gloating about my misfortune, and I feel like I have made a bunch of fake friends;

5. Now you don’t have to worry about damage to your phone, because you will lose it directly.