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Some people say that campus life is boring, others say that campus life = exam+homework. But I think campus life is very interesting.
Look-a burst of laughter broke out in the corridor, two girls came face to face, and the monitor and I were telling jokes again. Although the class was over, because of the teacher, everyone sat tight, but my monitor and I laughed and laughed, "violated the rules", and even walked out of the classroom "suddenly" with a smile. She gasped and said to me, "I saw Teacher Zhu's motorcycle yesterday, and I wanted to say' Teacher Zhu's motorcycle is red', but I said' Teacher Xue's motorcycle is red', so I quickly changed it. Haha, we couldn't help laughing. Besides, how can Teacher Xue raise pigs? Smile, throw the nervous mood in class outside the cloud nine, smile, and hold the boundless childlike interest in your arms. That's not all the fun. Near the sports meeting, we went to the playground to practice relay. Please look at Guo's "heroic spirit" when running! No, he took the stick in the wrong place and is now changing hands in a hurry. Unexpectedly, he can't do two things at once. As soon as he changed hands, Guo suddenly jumped forward and heard a muffled sound. He landed on all fours and returned to the arms of Mother Earth. The fall was bizarre and sudden, which caused bursts of laughter, but Guo was tenacious. He got up quickly, risked his life, and in the spirit of "laying down his life to bomb the bunker", passed the baton to Cai. Cai's running is even more amazing. Wearing bright yellow clothes, shaking his sleeves and burying his head, he ran in the water in an "elegant" posture with a sly smile on his face, regardless of his own image. His dress attracted too much attention, followed by a "Come on": "Wow! That so-and-so is so brave! " "wow! Thieves are quick and thieves are quick! " In the shouts, Cai Hong crossed the finish line with a red face and panicked into the boys' group. Yes, campus life is colorful, interesting, full of laughter, sunshine and vitality. As long as you observe carefully, the campus is full of fun!
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