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In harem novels, the protagonist's wife has someone else's wife.

Rebirth from another world

~ ~ Hooray (awesome B, super genius, crossing the past is a pervert)

When the male Yueyang arrived, he was surprised to find that he had become another identity, Master Yue Jia San, a drowning ghost who committed suicide by throwing himself into the river after divorcing a beautiful woman. It turns out that Master Yue's family is a miserable man and is recognized as the most useless waste among the four families. It took fifteen years to summon the precious book, but it didn't cross the male Yueyang. He only needs one day. ...

When others have a headache for the contract war beast, countless animal saints come to kiss up to the otaku, acting like' I am a qualified thug'.

It happened that this boy was ungrateful: "Get out, you bastard?" Give me a break, I only like beautiful women calling animals! "

Facing the competitive country, the shameless traveler gave the answer: "Don't talk about state affairs, just talk about romance!"

~ ~ Alien Evil King (very awesome, with strong family background of Huang)

What does it matter to me that the world is discredited and the world looks on coldly? I smiled indifferently; With my nature, I am willing to be grateful for gratitude and resentment, and I am wandering around the world with my heart. My life is not decided by heaven.

A generation of cattle people crossed the plane to see how they reached the peak of the world and became a generation of evil kings!

~ ~ Different medical immortals

The strongest yogi was besieged by thousands of yogis and finally reincarnated into another world.

For another cloud, there is nothing incurable, as long as you can pay the corresponding price.

The Dan medicine he refined can monopolize the whole Mobei, and the low-level magic weapon he refined is regarded as an artifact.

The great magician asked him for the magic circle, the alchemist asked him for the refining device, the pharmacist asked him for alchemy, and even the animals asked him what to do.

~ ~ different drug kings

A pharmacist who hides his pet like an emperor and dares to be king! Nie Kong, a versatile pharmacist, possessed a sick seedling with BOSS in the game.

From then on, this guy who was determined not to survive 18 years old began to be alive and kicking.

A magical journey of drug king began. ...

Protagonist: Nie Kong; Strength: Taiyi Tianzun;

Representative skills: chaotic skyfire, red star battle body, ares star seal, chaotic real fire in the sun;

Heart phase: purple Luo magic incense;

Statue: Sword King Tree of Blood Prison;

Moderator: Huamei, Taiyan, Bai Yuqing, Long Xuechan, Long Meixian, Mu Qingying, Yu, Mo,;

Enthusiasts: Long Ping, Long Ting, Gucci, Miao Ge, Taj Mahal, etc.

Children: Mo Yu, Nie Si, and Lian Kongkong;

The cultivation of spiritual teachers has nine levels: gathering spirit, channeling, melting spirit, transforming spirit, imperial spirit, virtual spirit, Dan spirit, cave spirit and heavenly spirit, and each level is divided into nine categories;

God's empty world (phantom spirit Lord) and ghost earth (black spirit Lord): from the first order to the ninth order;

Break through the ninth order to reach Lingling (also divided into nine levels) and Great Honor;

Break through too much respect and achieve too much (Ota Yizun).

~ ~ A degenerate genius from another world

I want to be serious when everyone else is pretending to be serious. While others are trying to make money, I am worried about how to spend it.

When others are worried about practicing too hard and too slowly, I feel too fast and too relaxed.

When others are wandering around women, I am worried that there are too many beautiful women around me.

Where is the pursuit of such a life?

If this life can only struggle in the mire, then let me fall to the end!

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~ ~ the best god of war

A thief who travels into the future has a constitution that is not afraid of attacking and absorbing the true spirit of others.

By chance, he became the most striking new star in music.

In order to make money, he capitalized yy novels in the future world.

He opened the "Tai Chi Museum" and spread Tai Chi to all parts of the world.

He is the third Huang Wu in Battle.net. ..

He is Yang Tao, a thief who came from 2 1 century. In order to return to his own time, he embarked on a road of no regrets! [ 1]

~ ~ Very pure and ambiguous

The screen name is: How can there be true feelings in the world?

Members of the harem: Su Ya, Lin Zhiyun, Lan Ling, Zhao Ying, Xiao Qing, LeLe Huang, Xia Xue, Jing, Chen (Victoria), Liu Thrushcross, Shen Yuxi, Alice and Huayang.

Tian Fang's proud disciple is now the king of killers.

Have special abilities:

360 visual field perspective hyperopia night vision

Become anything

When you pay attention, you can read people's thoughts in a state of mental tension.

When you or someone close to you is in danger, you can foresee their future distress.

Give an alarm in time

Black boy skills:

Hemolytic needle (a needle made of Miao-specific trees dissolved in blood)

Acupoint hand

The power, explosiveness and speed of terror.

All instruments

Super King Kong Method and Pseudo Hercules Method

Butterfly dance micro-step

~ ~ peach blossom ring

By chance, Wang Bo got a magic ring, which can realize any wish, but for every wish, a woman will come into his life. ...

And this ring is only valid for one year.

A year later, if Wang Bo can't find the next owner of the ring, his life will be very unfortunate. ...

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"When I got the ring, I thought I was the legend. After getting the ring, I found that everyone is a legend. In that case, I will turn the legend into a legend! " Wang Bo said.

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~ ~ the closest owner of the school beauty queen

A peerless master of martial arts and medical skills who came out of the mountains, a mysterious Yu Pei who can predict the future ... Lin Yi plays an ordinary senior three student, but he has another important task, that is, to soak up the beauty queen! And obey orders!

Although Lin Yi doesn't want to deal with this difficult young lady, it's hard to disobey the orders of her elders. He had to transfer all the way to Songshan No.1 Middle School to be a full-service waiter for the young lady ... So, the most awesome waiter in history appeared-the young lady's personal master! [

~ ~ ambiguous master

YD is well founded and ambiguous. Fan Wei, a problem student, got the product of future civilization unexpectedly, and her ability was greatly improved. She studied in the garden with the beauty queen, and when she got home, beautiful neighbors came to visit, and flight attendants, stars and lovely people appeared one after another, full of ambiguity and excitement. ...

Optimal ambiguity

He is an enviable lucky star, and all kinds of beautiful women appear around him one after another, pure, charming, wild, enchanting, noble, elegant, glasses girl, charming spice girl, etc.-endless ambiguity, the best is true;

He is an excellent kung fu master, who conquered his opponents with his powerful iron fist and superb leg skills, such as Sanda master, boxing master, martial arts master, fighting master, fighting champion, tough guy, abnormal black boxing king, etc.-tough without borders, blood is true;

He is a dedicated entrepreneur. With his wisdom and perseverance, he opened up career avenues, super restaurants, five-star hotels, super five-star clubs, eight-star hotels, entertainment and life alliances as powerful as aircraft carriers, and so on. Everything is not a dream-climbing to the top of the mountain and picking up girls is king for yourself.

Experienced extraordinary gaoyu, through unremitting efforts, finally admitted to the dream of a famous university. What he didn't expect was that he met his childhood playmate Xia Zhen in college. The original cherub has become an archangel, with a beautiful and enchanting breath, and a father in officialdom.

The fate of gaoyu and Xia Zhen inspired the powerful family jade pendant in Yu's eyes, and made further progress in the field of kung fu, and made brilliant achievements on the road of picking up girls and starting a business.

All living things on the earth are so beautiful. Beauty, kung fu, entrepreneurship and passion have become the main melody melody of gaoyu's life. It turns out that a person's life can be so colorful. ...

~ ~ super growth

Want me to learn etiquette, beauty, clothing? In order to be prince charming, I put up with it ...

Do you want to learn Tai Chi, Jeet Kune Do, Karate and Taekwondo? Well, in order to save the beauty of the hero, endure it. ...

Want me to learn management, business and stock trading? Well, in order to build a great financial empire, I have to put up with it ...

Want me to learn programming hacking? Well, I have to put up with it for the website of Black and White Palace. ...

Want me to learn mecha fighting and control space warships? ! 137 cosmic languages! God, does this era need mecha, fighter warships, 127 universal languages? It's 2 1 century now!

~ ~ master of all-around campus

Ji Feng, who suffered from others' eyes, got the future scientific and technological products at the bottom of his life, and with magical ability, his life became no longer ordinary! Perspective function, betting on stones is not bad. Future technology will make Jifeng a business empire, training system and realizing extraordinary skills ... Jifeng's life will be infinitely wonderful.

Ji Feng: He was originally a poor boy in mangshi County. In the third year of high school, he accidentally got alien technology and started his powerful road. I was a little weak at first, but later I became calm and brave. The descendants of Yanjing Qijia

Ability: Super strength, even the super-Gu Wu's remoulder is no match for him. The third set of aerobics, with the strength of the peak master in the late congenital period, can send out the true spirit whip, perspective and never forget.

Zhang Lei: The protagonist's best friend, a direct descendant of Yanjing Tong family, has a low-key position and is very considerate and loyal to her sister because of the family policy of "poor children and rich women".

Tong Lei: The protagonist's first love girlfriend, campus beauty, lively and lovely, Miss Yanjing Tong Jiaer.

Xiao Yuxuan: He used to be a high school teacher. Later, my father was framed by his ex-boyfriend, returned to Jiangzhou as a university teacher, and finally became the protagonist's wife, helping the protagonist manage Tengfei Group.

Qin: The owner of Shu Jie Jewelry Company. The protagonist is his daughter's mother and later becomes the protagonist's wife.

The owner of Xiao Pharmaceutical Factory, one of the hostess.

White spider: the protagonist's wife and guard.

A reserved hostess:

Li Ruonan: Jiangzhou mayor's daughter, a beautiful police flower, likes the protagonist.

Rong: Former CEO of Rongpeng Group, who started a venture capital company in Jiangzhou, likes the protagonist.

Xin Wang: Computer expert, hacker, manager of Tengfei Network Company, likes the protagonist.

Xiaoying: Xiao Yuxuan's guards like the protagonist.

Han Zhen: The guards in Tong Lei like the main character.

Zhou Feifei: Sister Zhou Shilin likes the protagonist.

~ ~ quit also crazy (this book is best to listen to the book network, it is very sensational. Your face is mixed with boys' and girls' voices.

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Li Weidong is just an ordinary student, but he accidentally got a magical storage ring, which can actually bring the items in online games back to reality. Once I hold it in my hand, I am God, and life is crazy from now on!

~ ~ star ring (the protagonist is abnormal and then continues to practice)

In the rings, there are more than100000 civilized worlds. Lin Tian, an ordinary person, got the mysterious' rings' and had the ability to enter those worlds and bring out things.

Ability, everything will be different!

Martial arts civilization, magic civilization, fix true civilization, crystal card civilization, soul civilization ... Lin Tianben is an ordinary person, but since he got a ring-'Star Ring', he has become unusual. In the ring, there are more than100,000 civilized worlds, and Lin Tian has the ability to enter those worlds and bring things out! Martial arts civilization, magic civilization, truth-fixing civilization, crystal card civilization, soul civilization ... endless world, endless ability, all in the Star Ring!

~ ~ Holy Prison (What do you care about? Saint? All caught and ravaged)

The world is guilty, the sin is determined by heaven and earth, enter my holy prison, and life and death are not up to me! Chu Feng, who is also an ordinary person, accidentally got an upgraded prison. After countless years of hard work, his prison has become a prison for holding saints! "Are you a saint? Sorry, this is the place to control the life and death of saints! " [2]

After "Star Ring", "Holy Prison" continues to be brilliant!

Everything in the story began when Chu Feng was a senior in high school. ...

~ ~ husbands all over the world (female statue)

This article is about women, women are fierce hooligans, men are infatuated, and men have a little fantasy. There are many handsome men in the article.

Master asked: Yao Er, what is your future ambition?

Baguio: Pick beautiful grass all over the world!

Master, three black lines ...

Master asked: Besides that?

Baguio: Be the dream lover of countless boudoir men in this world!

Master's face is covered with black lines …

Master asked: Is there nothing else?

Baguio pondered and replied: I only want a virgin.

The master vomited blood. ...

~ ~ Long Teng Yu Nei (conquer the earth, conquer heaven, conquer the underworld, conquer heaven)

Nine planets Julian, a tragic teenager, was inherited by an ancient fiend and possessed superhuman strength. With the following of many men, it depends on how he builds his own empire, a powerful financial group, how to find his own life experience, how to live a chic life, how to sweep the gods and buddhas all over the sky, how to insult the garbage gods, how to make them bow to their knees, and how to make them daunting.

This book is super YY

~ ~ Wordless gobbledygook (the god of the six realms without borders)

Opening a book is beneficial, and opening a wordless gobbledygook is more beneficial.

There are Yan Ruyu in the book, the golden house in the book, the achievement system, the mysteries of heaven and earth, peerless treasures, fairy monsters, fairy witches and enchanting pink, all of which are actually in the book.

So, strictly speaking, what you see is the story of a young man who is eager to learn and make progress and becomes a master by constantly turning pages. Therefore, accurately speaking, this is an inspirational novel that educates people to learn and read. Everything! Everything!

For thousands of years, the talents in the field of repairing truth have withered, and no one who has succeeded in repairing truth has soared.

Natural selection, once called the school closest to God, has now become a joke in the field of repair.

Yan, an urban teenager, happened to be the chosen one by chance. He wanted to pass on the secret "Wordless Classics" that the chosen one didn't pass down, and his peerless luck came from this. Fight immortals, collect demons, soak in mm, get a magic weapon, break the yellow mountains, open the door of extinction, block nine days of robbery, seal evil spirits for thousands of years, and reveal the greatest mystery of the five realms of heaven and earth.

Enjoy your reading. O(∩_∩)O

Satisfied and timely adoption is the best.