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-People who suffer from insomnia are not even qualified to dream ...

2. Depressed! Recently, the idea of opening a shop has become stronger and stronger. Every night, when I think about insomnia all night, the children of poor families can only dream, why am I not a child of rich families, so that I can open my clothing store. People say that more than one billion people in China get rich by giving a dollar each. I don't ask for a dollar in my dreams, but some people give a dime. Alas, I'm crazy about money and irritable. Don't spray if you don't like it, vent your feelings.

3. Last night, I dreamed that you didn't love me, and my heart ached, and my face was full of tears. If there were no words, I would die. When I woke up, I found that everything was false, and you still loved me ...

4. There are many kinds of lies. Some people are good at weaving dreams. Some people are fond of dreaming. Dreamers don't like waking up. Dreamers don't dream.

5. Dreaming of a high school friend, once we were very close. Unfortunately, in my dream, several classmates bought late tickets together, including my friend's female classmate who liked it very much. So, three people came to my house to make tea, and they didn't know what to talk about, so they played cards. Then, all of them missed the bullet train.

6. The dream was very real, but the result was to be continued.

7, pregnancy+breastfeeding, taboo for too long has become a heart disease. I dream every night, either drinking coffee or eating instant noodles, spicy hot pot, duck neck, barbecue, fried chicken wings ... A bunch of food that I don't want to eat, but I can't feed my heart. When you look forward to lifting the ban day and night, you must eat like crazy.

8. I hide in bed every day and dream about how happy the future will be. What can you do [worship ]

9. I can't do it if I don't squeeze time. Physical education class took the 5-meter test and the standing long jump. I ate bread at noon. I didn't intend to take a nap, but I couldn't bear it. I dreamed as soon as I slept, a terrible dream. I read books in class, but I feel that I can't finish reading them. It was raining, so I didn't go out with an umbrella. I ran back to the dormitory after class and ordered take-away car noodles. After eating, I went to the classroom to read a book. When I was in class, the teacher's voice was terrible. I couldn't read the book, and I was thirsty. I escaped in the third quarter and went back to the dormitory to drink water.

1. I had a dream about some relatives. At first I knew I was dreaming, so I really wanted to know what I was doing in my dream. I slowly made myself unconscious, but in the end, I was more afraid of dreaming about two identical aunts, one gentle and one red eye. I struggled desperately to wake myself up, but I just couldn't wake up, which really scared me to death.

11. People who suffer from insomnia are not even qualified to dream. I don't have the life to make you feel distressed when I am sad.

12. In the moonlight, there is a girl who loves to dream, and her dreams bloom to the horizon.

13. She is easily and arrogantly denied by other people, calling your past hand-to-hand combat wishful thinking. daydreaming talks a lot.

14. He dreams that he can't tell his dreams from his reality until when he sleeps, dreams and wakes up to live in reality.

15. The witch said, "I can satisfy your desire to be beautiful and rich forever, but you have to pay the price." The girl was so excited that she pinched herself again and again: "This is not a dream! What is the price? " "You'll never get true love." The girl laughed: "Don't worry! I am willing to sit in a BMW and cry! " The witch nodded. The girl ran home and just opened the door, only to see her parents looking frightened and wary and asking, "Who are you?" How can there be a key to my house? "

16. I'm afraid I'm afraid I expect too much. In the end, it's just daydreaming!

17. Last night, I dreamed that I would die of cancer in a few days ..................................................................................................................................................... Dreaming that my father left me. Bite your teeth and you can't say it. Crying after midnight. It's 6 o'clock or 7 o'clock, and I dream that someone I love is chatting with me. He said, if you want to cut your hair short, you can cut it. No one can give you such courage. Do whatever you want. Try to go on, don't be afraid. So sad. It's really sad.

19. Applause of flowers easily makes people get carried away; Cynicism is easy to make people depressed and decadent; Gossip can easily make people angry and sad; Frustration in love is easy to make people suffer and lose ... As the saying goes, don't be humiliated, watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court; I have no intention of staying or staying, and I look up at the clouds in the sky. I always feel that I can't sleep until I admit that it is actually acacia. Fate always believes that it is eternal after dreaming.