Funny sentences about Christmas 12 Funny sentences about Christmas.

Make a wish with Santa Claus and want a boyfriend (girlfriend). If my socks don't fit, please put them under the bed.

I can't get a present this Christmas when I count my fingers.

Christmas is coming. I don't want apples, gifts or money. I just want to see this sentence, you will always be single, forever and ever!

Santa Claus told me yesterday that he would send you a bag of peace, happiness, health and happiness, provided that the socks don't stink. Take off your smelly socks and smell them. Come on! I wish you peace, happiness, health and happiness at once!

I can't afford to send Apple 1 1 children's shoes on Christmas Eve. You can also send 1 1 bags of apples.

Don't wash your hair from now on, and wait for the snow to fall for you at Christmas.

On the evening of 24th, I boiled two eggs, and I ate one to give you a Christmas.

Whoever gives me a Christmas present, I will give my deskmate to Ta.

Christmas presents? You give me a gift, and I'll give you the address.

Santa Claus, I hope you can put the answers to the final exam in the socks beside my bed!

All the beautiful people are basking in Christmas presents, while I am basking in the sun.

Santa threw away the reindeer and sleigh and got on the helicopter. I asked him how he changed the means of transportation. He said angrily, this stinks! Tell the child that I won't come down until I wash my socks.