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Amway cost me my wife, children and all my savings.

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My wife began to do Amway in March 2005, and my nightmare began. I wrote down the process of Amway for more than three years and the results of family destruction for your reference and analysis.

My wife is a relative of hers and often sells some household goods. To save face, we also bought some. At that time, my wife laughed that he talked about Amway when he met everyone. Soon, she stopped talking about products and Amway and asked my wife to learn something at the meeting. My wife is more leisure when she goes to work. She grabs the computer with me as soon as she gets off work, and I am happy to let her take classes. I often go to class tonight and buy products online tomorrow. I bought more than 3 thousand in a month. I didn't care either. At that time, our young couple were very loving. She has all my bank cards. I don't know how much money I paid without looking at the payroll. This has been the case until I resigned in June 2008.

Two months later, the May Day holiday arrived, and various Amway meetings were held for four days. She came back as a different person, saying that she could not make a living with a little salary, and the boss could only give you a position, but could not give you a future. He also announced to me that she would quit her job to do Amway full-time, and said that she would buy a house and a car a year and a half later (I later learned that he was also urging her to work full-time instead of part-time, saying that one would earn money later and the other would earn money now).

In May 2006, she took her former colleagues, her relatives and friends, and my relatives and friends to class, but most of them just wanted to buy some products and didn't make them. Some of them ran away after one to four months. I also quarreled with her several times during this period. The most unbearable thing is that she doesn't come back until after 12 every night, and sometimes she pulls me up to share her gains (that is, what she learned from listening to lectures). Before doing Amway, I arranged my home in perfect order. After I did Amway, I never did housework or cooked a meal (she ate out and I ate in the company). Before their company only had Chinese food, they never washed my clothes. Most of them were washed by me after I watched her dirty clothes pile up for a few days, and I spent an hour dressing myself every day. I sometimes quarrel with her when I can't stand it, but every time I see her hurt, my heart softens. But if I say that Amway's products are not good, she will have a cold war or a big fight with me, saying that I have no vision and will work for a lifetime.

It's September. It's very hot and sunny. I watched my wife get sunburned, gaunt and lost several pounds. I talked with her for a long time and advised her not to do Amway, but she said it was difficult to start a business. If I really love her, I will help her. I asked how to help her. She said that she would introduce some people to Amway, and these days have been very good for me. I found two of my best colleagues to take them to class. When I saw two colleagues' wives taking care of their children at home, I suggested that they give their children to their grandparents and take them out for Amway. I told them that my wife can earn thousands of dollars a month by doing Amway. Here I sincerely say sorry to my two colleagues and their families. Maybe you still hate me so much. ). Over the past year and a half, Amway has returned less than 2,000 yuan. During this one and a half years, my wife used at least 1.8W Amway health care products and cosmetics. She uses a small box to contain different Amway health care products. She eats a dozen or twenty Amway health care products before meals and three spoonfuls of eggs and vipers every day, which makes her appetite very bad and she can't eat any food every day. It's really KB (when she divorced me this year, she was only over 80 kilograms and had no meat at all. She is really thin, and seems to have a stomach trouble. She didn't weigh more than 100 kg before Amway). She urged me to eat, and I stopped eating after eating for less than a month.

Only after I introduced two colleagues to do Amway with her, my wife became more crazy about doing Amway and drove her colleagues and their wives crazy. She also has to go to lectures all over the country from time to time, asking me to take the lead and set an example. I can't stand listening to it several times.

I cried and typed. That's all for today. Let's continue tomorrow.

Looking at my wife's madness, I'm a little scared. I don't know when she will come back every night. She was still fast asleep when she went to work in the morning. We don't have a chance to talk every day. Relatives also began to say that I let her run around outside alone, and I couldn't see anyone sooner or later. What if something happens? In fact, they know that I said she was useless, and the others were ok, but once she said she was against Amway, she ignored me, went out with bags of Amway products, scolded her and didn't come back until a few days after she left home.

I have no choice but to get her pregnant, and she will change her mind. Coupled with my parents urging me to have grandchildren, I got her pregnant in March 2007 (with a little trick, she didn't want children). She flew into a rage when she learned that she might be pregnant, but now I'm in a good mood. She wants to quarrel with me, so she blames me every day.

One Saturday two months later, I saw my wife was not at home, so I went out alone for a day and came back at night to find her lying in bed. I was surprised that she came back so early today, so I asked her with a smile, "Is it a blow, or are you going to have a baby without Amway?"

She said calmly, "I went to the hospital for an abortion today."

I was stupid, and it took me a long time to ask: Why?

She said: it will be very troublesome to postpone abortion for a while.

God, she doesn't want this baby at all. I asked her angrily: Who sent you to the hospital?

She still calmly replied that some friends who are doing Amway sent her there, and said that it is time to sprint and must not stop. The people below are watching her put on the silver medal. If she doesn't, it will be difficult for the following people to take her with them after losing confidence. ....................................................................................................

When I wake up, my life will continue. I went to buy some fish, vegetables and so on. Make soup for her and cook for her to keep fit. She ate a little, but said that these vegetables were stewed at high temperature for so long, and all the vitamins were lost. She asked the leaders to buy many Amway health products that were not listed in China, saying that they were prepared by professional senior nutritionists. I was very angry. I just lay in bed for a while without stopping to talk on the phone. I went to a meeting on Monday (I didn't recover very well later).

My parents and relatives all know that she is pregnant, and I can't hide her miscarriage. As soon as my parents heard the news, they called and growled and asked me whose idea it was. I didn't want my parents to hate my wife, so I said I would abort. My parents scolded me on the phone at first, and then they cried (it was a great blow to my parents, who said it was useless to make money, especially since my father is ill now, and they don't want me to go back to see him).

When my wife got better, I asked her why she did it. She said, "This is an unplanned pregnancy, and the baby will be unhealthy. She said that both of them should use Amway health care products to regulate their bodies in the first half of pregnancy, but I can't have children without eating them. " What is the reason? I asked her, "Aren't all the children born good?" She said, "Others are others, and I am me." What logic is this? I don't want to talk about it. After that, there will be endless quarrels until both sides don't want to talk, and then they will quarrel again after a period of cold war.

However, she is still very filial. As long as our relatives and elders are ill or in poor health, they are sent or sent in bags of Amway health care products, and they are told how to eat. They are all free, and there are fewer products at home. By the end of the month, they came back with big bags of Amway products, saying that the leaders were poor.