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What do you mean, two eggs with one shot?

This is a couplet. The first couplet is two eggs and one shot. /kloc-there was no war of resistance in 0/8 years. The bottom line is a ditch, two doors, 18 years has not entered.

This couplet comes from a folk joke. In other words, there was once an old maid who was introduced on a blind date to show her chastity. The old virgin said first: "One shot and two eggs, 38 years without resistance." Hearing this, the old maid also said, "One door has two windows. I haven't been in for 28 years. " Later, it was often used to ridicule.

No matter what kind of couplets are used, they must have the following characteristics:

1, words are equal and sentences are consistent. In addition to deliberately leaving a place for a word to achieve a certain effect, the number of words in the upper and lower couplets must be the same, neither more nor less.

2. Be straightforward and have a harmonious tone. The traditional habit is to "pucker up and fall flat", that is, the end of the last sentence of the first couplet is puckered up and the end of the last sentence of the second couplet is flat.

3. Parts of speech should be relative and in the same position. It is generally called "virtual to virtual, real to real", which means that nouns to nouns, verbs to verbs, adjectives to adjectives, quantifiers to quantifiers, adverbs to adverbs and related words must be in the same position.