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Friends Season 3 Quotes

"Friends" (Friends) is an American humorous sitcom series that has been on TV screens for ten years. It is recognized as one of the most successful and most influential American TV series in history. The story is set in a circle of friends in Manhattan, New York, and describes the emotional ups and downs, career twists and joys of life of six "ordinary" young people, who have gone through ten years of ups and downs together hand in hand. The following are the lines from the third season of Friends that I have prepared for you. I hope you like it!

The lines from the third season of Friends (1)

1. RACHEL: Honey, this will help. ( hands him a tub of ice cream)

Every time Chandler fell into the abyss of love, the girls would be by his side, feeding him ice cream and saying thoughtful words to him. Her envy for him far exceeds Joey's affair.

2. Phoebe: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don' t see that happening.

Phoebe's reasons for moving out of Monica's apartment. Whether you are a friend or a lover, sometimes, keep a little distance, not because you don't love you, but because you love you too much.

3. Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was.

Joey saw Janis kissing her ex-husband, and began to be afraid of hurting Chandler, so he deliberately hid it from him . But seeing him sink deeper and deeper, I had to tell him the truth. ?I’m not wrong, and I hope I am. ?

4. Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. They're like, they're like a family, and if, I was you, I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that.

Joey said if he were Chandler, he would give up on Giannis. Because Janis has a child with her ex-husband, this is a family, and he doesn’t want to be the one who destroys the family. Cynical Joey, if he gets married one day, his wife will be very happy.

5. Ross: It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.

Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid!

Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang!

Monica and Rachel accidentally touched Ben's head, Ross was very generous and knew Rachel was trying her best.

Ross lied to Monica that Ben was broken, and Monica’s anxious look made us feel that Ben was really happy.

There is also a scene of the brother and sister fighting and chasing each other, which is very heartwarming.

6. Joey: All right, means that much to you, I'll let you have her.

The most difficult problem between brothers is to like the same woman. If you really want to give it up, remember not to say "I'll give it to you".

7. Joey and Monica: Merry Christmas!!

Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!

Phoebe Instead of being sad because the old Christmas tree was about to be chopped up, the friends bought a house full of dry Christmas trees to celebrate Christmas. Their holidays were often not brilliant, but because of each other, they were very happy every time.

8. Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this.

Ross accidentally injured the boy scout girl's leg and tried his best to sell it. None of the cookies fulfilled her wish. In Chandler's apartment, they arranged it like a spaceship, with Chandler and Joey pushing swivel chairs and Ross dragging a globe. The little girl realized her wish and smiled as if she were really in the spaceship.

9. Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?

?We have been together for almost a year now, how can you Don’t you trust me?

Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her.

?I lived with my ex-wife for eight years, and she still left me. And went. ?

When we all thought Ross's jealousy was a bit perverted, this sentence suddenly made us sad and understand him. He cares too much about this relationship, that's why he's so crazy. ?

10. Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous.

Two people who truly love each other do not need to be suspicious at all. Jealousy never retains feelings. On the contrary, it will only push the loved one further and further away. We understand Rose and not justify what he did.

11. Rachel: We should take a break. A break from us.

Do you believe it? Just because of such a small thing as who should apologize, two people who love each other will miss each other. Seven years?

12. Ross: (to Chloe) I like this song.

In the bar, "with or without you" played again, and Ross said melancholy: ?I Like this song. ?And Rachel kept playing the Ross family's phone call in front of the lonely window.

That song sings repeatedly: ?and you give yourself away, and you give ?and you give yourself away.?

Why should you miss it? Why should you let go? Why Can't compromise, why can't we forgive, why can't we cherish?

13. Ross: I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without , without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....

?I can’t imagine, What would my world be like without you? Without your gentle touch, without your affectionate gaze, without your caring thoughts, without your love that makes me survive. Rachel, can we get back together?

Rachel: (crying) No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever.

?I really want to, but I can't. You are no longer the Rose I loved, because that Rose would never do anything to hurt me, ever. ?

14. Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, I'm gonna stay.

Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother' cab, but y'know what, I'll stay.

Monica: Noo! I'll stay. He's my brother.

After Rachel and Ross broke up, Invite others to go skiing. After discovering Ross's loneliness, everyone rushed to stay with him, even if it meant playing boring darts for two days.

15. Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever.

After breaking up with Rachel, Ross went to his ex-wife’s house to visit and found her Getting ready to celebrate our anniversary with Susan.

Candles and champagne are great, because love is a lifelong treasure. ?It’s especially painful when Ross, who has just broken up, says this.

16. Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) You planned this all out, and I don't want to ruin it , so you guys should just go.

Phoebe's car ran out of gas halfway. Ross ran all the way to help them but couldn't go skiing with them. He said: "Don't worry about me, I will live well." You guys have been planning this for so long, have fun. ?

Then he watched his friends go away and embarked on a lonely return journey alone (if he could go back).

17. Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!

When Ross saw Rachel and Mark dating, he was heartbroken and almost crazy.

18. Monica: Something wrong?

Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing .

Ross returned the little T-shirt to Rachel because it was Rachel's favorite pajamas. God, please tell me, why do people who love each other separate?

19. Phoebe: Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this!

Joey said looking at love It feels so uncomfortable to go home with someone else. Weird Phoebe said I'm so happy for you, which meant that our kid Joey had finally grown up and realized what true love felt like.

20. Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should have considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.

I 've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye.

cute After realizing the feeling of being dumped, Joey called his one-night stands one by one to apologize and ask for their forgiveness. Before doing anything, consider the other person's feelings first.

21. Monica: (popping back up) Regular or decaf?

Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.

Monica is wearing roller skates. My boyfriend got a drink and asked which one he wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted the closest one.

(Because he is afraid that Monica will fall if she walks too much)

22. Phoebe: Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love.

Phoebe said that keeping pets requires a lot of responsibility. Education, so what about children? A stable economy is not enough, you must give them a steady stream of love.

23. Chandler: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!

Because it involves too much In order to save his energy, Chandler went to return the pet chicken, but found that if he returned the pet chicken, it would be killed, so he brought it back with an extra duckling.

24. Ross: Eh, Beause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight.

Ross wants I went to the TV station to record a program and prepared carefully all afternoon. But when he found out that Rachel needed someone to accompany her to the hospital, he canceled the recording of the show.

Always figure out: what is really important in your life.

25. Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you're gonna have to do it without me.

Idiot rich man, why do people always have to be so stubborn? He conquered the business world, the scientific world, and got the most beautiful woman in the world, so he has to chase the limits of physical fitness? What he conquered and obtained Does he know how to take good care of those?

26. Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!

? I broke up with you because I was mad at you. I am not angry with you because I can no longer love you. ?

Friends Season 3 Lines (2)

1. Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.

?Live together? But there is no sign?

Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.

?Then let my request be a sign. ?

2. Chandler: I love you!

?I love you?.

Monica: I love you!

?I love you too.

?

Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now.

?Are you hugging the door right now?

(Pause)

Monica: No.

?No. ?

Chandler: Yeah-yeah, me neither.

?Cough, cough? Me neither. ?Chandler is so cute.

3. Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you?re gonna be moving in with him I feel it?s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He?s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm? Oh-oh he always, he always umm?Oh, who am I kidding! He?s the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)

?If you really plan to live with him, you have to know what this means. He's such a terrible roommate, he keeps forgetting? Well, he always, he always? Come on, he's the best roommate in the world. ?

4. Ross: I've known you both a long time, and I've never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you've been since you've got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?

?I have known you for so long, and your life together is happier than before. A million times. And now, are you going to throw this happiness behind for the settlement of a shabby house? This is too stupid. What is most important in your life, love or stupidity?

5. Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!

Chandler: Uh, yeah .

(Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.)

Chandler is moving out, and Joey doesn’t know how expensive the electricity bill is. Joey is like a very simple person. He is a young child who needs someone to take care of him. It is his greatest luck to know Chandler, who is like a brother.

6. Joey: Well, what?s it called?

Chandler: Cups.

In order to give Joey some money without hurting him Self-respect, created a brand new cups game.

(The rules are based on anti-tractor, and the rule is that whatever card Joey has, the card is the big one)

7. Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science. Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.

Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

Ross: They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

Ross and Chandler taught Joey the "rejection method", including talking about science, correcting grammar, and repeatedly asking each other about love If I don’t love you, explain in detail why your joke is funny. Of course, Chandler’s line? Ba dum bumb cheshhh!? is more classic. Brothers who are less popular with women, watch out, but remember to do the opposite, such as talking about literature, confusing grammar, never saying I love you, and explaining in detail why your jokes are boring. If you do this, you will be fine Like me, I have been a bachelor my whole life.

8. Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun.

Phoebe is really a model of spontaneity. She doesn't care about the opinions of outsiders. She runs like a frog because this is the only way she finds fun. Being a weird and weird person like this may be the only way she finds interesting. Later, Rachel also ran like this, not because of her personality, but because of her affirmation and support for her friends.

9. Monica: Mmmm!

Rachel made an extremely unpalatable weird thing on Thanksgiving. Everyone tried their best to make something that they enjoyed for fear of breaking her heart. look.

10. Monica: 5 6 7 8!

Monica and Ross’s stunning group dance, I personally think it is very enjoyable to watch. It also highlights the happy side of this pair of dolls who have been fighting since childhood, where they have the same memories and marks of growth.

11. Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!

Joey’s midnight kiss plan was interrupted by the director, and he couldn’t help but yell out. The Saint of Love is indeed a Saint of Love. The following is the dialogue related to this matter:

?At that moment, your red lips were an irresistible temptation for me. ?

?At that moment, I also had the urge to kiss you. ?

?The feeling of my heartbeat continues to this day and still can’t go away, 3, 2, 1. ?

?You don’t have to count down every time you kiss me. ?

?No, I just need a moment to find my breath.

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12. Chandler: I don?t wanna know what Monica got me. Y?know? I mean, look, I?m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, I wanna see the look on Monica?s face when I give her my present, and I?m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.

?I?m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.

?I?m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I give her my present. Is the gift better than Monica's? I know Monica must have put a lot of thought into this. When I give her a gift, what I look forward to most is her surprised and happy expression. I think it will be the same when she gives me a gift. So, please don’t look for her gifts again, okay? Real love and surprise are the best gifts. This is the true meaning of Thanksgiving. ?

13. Chandler: Look at us, we?re a couple of couples!

Joey took his hot girl roommate to have dinner with the Chandlers, Chandler Call the four of them a pair. Chandler gave Joey money to pay the bill and bought good wine and pretended that Joey bought it. Unfortunately, the hot girl didn't like this generous couple, so Joey had to endure the pain and put justice over sex.

14. Chandler: If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?

Joey was so poor that he stopped cable and cut off the phone, Chandler Le sincerely wanted to help him.

I am ashamed to say that after graduation, Xiaoke has been very embarrassed. I would like to thank the Chandlers who have helped me, and I look forward to my own big break to repay everyone.

15. Rachel: Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

Monica: Hah!

?Philippines: Than, you are a monster. ?

Phoebe: That true, I am flaky.

?Yes, I am flaky. ?

Phoebe said that Monica had obsessive-compulsive disorder and Rachel was a good person, which caused public outrage. They both attacked Phoebe for behaving strangely, but Phoebe accepted it calmly.

People don’t always like to hear accusations, especially when the accusations hit home. If we all had Phoebe's attitude, the problem would be much simpler.

16. Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!

Let’s watch the porn movie starring Phoebe, only Joey He turned his back to the screen and refused to look at it. (No wonder Phoebe has Joey left in every conspiracy. Little cutie, Auntie’s love for you is not in vain).

When he knew that this was actually played by Ursula, he couldn't wait to jump over and asked to replay the scene he missed.

17. Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just don?t see why those two can?t work things out!

Stone Man Chandler finally cried, the reason was emotion Why can't Ross and Rachel, such a perfect pair, be together? Rachel's sister seduced Ross to take revenge on Rachel. Ross stopped the temptation because he suddenly thought: if something happened between him and Jie'er, he would never be able to have anything happen to Rachel again. He wasn't sure whether he could be with Rachel again in the future, but he didn't want to give up or ruin even the one in ten thousand possibility.

18. Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you?ve had the chance to cheat, and with me , but you didn?t. And that?s what this ring stands for.

 Rachel, I give this ring to you. Every time you see it, you have to think that you are a good person. Girl, you had the chance to have an extramarital affair, but you didn’t

19. Joey: Hey, you don?t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!

Chandler, you don’t live here anymore, why are you answering the phone in this house?

Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier.

?Is it okay because I bought this and I taught you how to use it? You originally thought it was a copier. ?

20. Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?

?Did he believe it?

Chandler: Totally.

? No doubt at all. ?

Phoebe: I can?t believe you?re gonna ask Monica to marry you!

?Oh my God, you are going to ask Monica to marry you!?

Monica booked a wedding venue, and Chandler, who had always been afraid of marriage, was scared away. After getting back, Monica apologized to him repeatedly to calm his emotions. After Monica left, Phoebe came out of the bedroom and exposed Chandler's "conspiracy". Seeing this, I believe everyone would not cheer loudly along with the canned voice.

21. Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?

Sir, can you hold this ring? The ring asks me if I will marry you?

Under the premise of love, sometimes the stupider it is, the more touching it is.

22. Chandler: When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica?s face when I gave it to her, y?know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring , all I see is a ring! Look, this is the most important thing I?m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it?s perfect.

When I stare at that ring , I can almost see Monica grinning and saying "I do". Looking at the ring, I just thought it was just a ring. Proposing to her was the most important thing I would ever do in my life, and I wanted the ceremony to be perfect.

23. Monica: (laughs) Are you sure you?re okay?

?You are a little weird today, are you sure you are okay?

Chandler: Yes! I?m fine. In fact I?ve been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.

?Of course it’s okay, in fact I can’t live a good life these days. It's even better, because you are always with me. ?

24. Richard: Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds it?s morning and is refreshed."

Because of friends, every little thing in life is filled with laughter and warmth. It makes us no longer have wasted time, and makes every second count. Cherish it enough.

 25. Chandler: I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you?ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me ?

?I always thought that a proposal should be made in a perfect place and with a perfect set of vows. Now I understand that the only important thing in proposing is to have a perfect partner. You have brought me unimaginable happiness. If you are willing, I will try my best to let you experience this kind of happiness in my future life.

Will you marry me?

Monica: Yes.