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Bento sentence

1. Some people still think that Yangzhou fried rice is fried rice with eggs. In fact, many kinds of Yangzhou fried rice today really developed from egg fried rice. Up to now, egg fried rice is synonymous with Yangzhou fried rice to some extent, especially abroad.

Fried rice with eggs is not only loved by ordinary people, but also adds a little legend to the historical records and legends of "getting married" with the royal family. According to the satire of metabolism in Sui Dynasty, Su Yang, the king of Yue in Sui Dynasty, loved to eat "broken golden rice", that is, fried rice with eggs. It is said that this kind of "broken golden rice" is made of cooked rice with moderate hardness and loose particles, which is fried together with eggs, so that the granular rice is wrapped in egg liquid, and the fried rice shines like broken gold, hence the name, commonly known as "gold covered silver". When Yang Di visited Yangzhou, he introduced "broken golden rice" into Yangzhou, which became the earliest record about Yangzhou fried rice.

Formula 1: egg+rice

Formula 2: egg+rice+shrimp, shredded pork and barbecued pork.

How did Yangzhou fried rice spread from Yangzhou? I have to mention one person, that is, Yi Bingshou, the magistrate of Yangzhou.

The chef of Caigenxiang Hotel borrowed from the folk practice of fried rice with eggs, added various ingredients to the rice and gave it different names. Gradually, there are single fried "crystal fried rice", "shrimp fried rice" and "shredded pork fried rice" and so on. But at this time, there is often only one ingredient for fried rice.

Formula 3: egg+rice +8 kinds of ingredients

1947 or so, the vegetable root fragrance reached its most prosperous period, and the varieties of fried rice with eggs also increased. Not only because of the emphasis on watering rice or eggs first, there is a distinction between gold-coated silver and gold-coated silver; So the mixed fried rice appeared. A bowl of medium-sized rice, two or three eggs, and chicken soup were moderately priced and belonged to the economical box lunch at that time. Fried rice with eggs is 30 points, fried rice with shredded pork is 50 points, and mixed fried rice is 78 points. The recipe of mixed fried rice at this time is basically the same as today.

According to Wang, the recipe of Yangzhou fried rice was basically formed before liberation. The chef took it off the chopping board and added it to the rice to stir fry, which inadvertently made Yangzhou fried rice a delicious dish. At that time, the ingredients of the vegetable root fragrant mixed fried rice still had their own emphasis-Shanghai Meilin green beans were blindly used for green beans.

Formula 4: Assorted fried rice formula+Qionghua

Quick-frozen Yangzhou fried rice went offline in Shanghai, which made many Yangzhou people shine at the moment and blindly added "Joan petals". Qionghua is the city flower of Yangzhou. Adding "Qionghua Petals" not only plays the role of seasoning, but also adds some charm to Yangzhou fried rice.

Yangzhou cuisine wins with delicious food, but Yangzhou fried rice really belongs to the public. Yangzhou fried rice belongs to the folk, comes from the dining table of Yangzhou people, and comes from the attention and consciousness of Yangzhou citizens on food. Its exquisiteness is what the public can achieve, and it will inevitably become something that can be circulated for a long time.

As the saying goes, "Food is the most important thing for the people", and almost every place has its own special cuisine. For example: Beijing roast duck, Xinjiang little sheep ... Among them, I have a special liking for Yangzhou fried rice, a delicious food in my hometown.

Fried rice with eggs is really delicious. Look! After a bowl of hot fried rice with eggs was served, it was colorful and pleasing to the eye. The refreshing smell rushed into my nose and slowly poured into my stomach. The fresh flavor of eggs, the rich flavor of rice, the mellow flavor of ham and the fragrance of chopped green onion make people's appetite open and eager to try.

Fried rice with eggs is not only delicious, but also beautiful in color. Full rice is like pearls, green beans are like emeralds, and red ham is among them, which is very conspicuous. Of course, there are eggs. Yellow and tender eggs are like broken silver with a little onion sprinkled inside, so they are also called "broken golden rice". Just looking at the appearance is already mouth watering.

I picked up the spoon, dug a spoonful and sent it to my mouth. Suddenly I feel that the warmth and fragrance of fried rice are in my mouth. Savor in the air, such as crisp eggs, tough green beans, fresh ham, soft rice, tender mushrooms and tender shrimps. There is an indescribable feeling from the tip of the tongue to the root of the tongue, which gives people a feeling of endless aftertaste. After a while, I ate a bowl of fried rice with eggs upside down, and there was a faint fragrance between my lips and teeth.

Yangzhou fried rice, with different styles and varieties, has become a well-known classic food and the last dish on the table.

2. Seek classic good sentences, the more the better. 1. The helplessness of life sometimes does not come from oneself, but is unintentionally built by others, which is a mistake.

Life is a contradiction, the distance between day and night, the cycle of spring, summer, autumn and winter, so there is picky love, which adds helplessness to the joy of waiting. 2. A quiet night, I was alone, some empty, some desolate.

Sitting under the starry sky and looking up at the beautiful sky, it feels real but not real, flashing and seems to be beating. Everything in beauty is always in an instant, just like a mirage. When the sky becomes bright, the stars have receded together ... 3. Love the sea, whether it is blue or shiny, whether it is calm or turbulent, ups and downs, the slightest fluctuation; I like to listen to the sound of the sea, whether it is the sound of waves hitting rocks or the sound of waves rolling, it is soft and surging; I like watching the sea, whether my mood is comfortable or dull, whether the weather is sunny or gloomy, whether it is comfortable or relaxing ... 4. Open the yellowed pages and try to find the footprints left by the past.

It seems that friends who were many years ago have become strangers now. Rushing by, the friendship that has been maintained for many years has faded, and no intimacy can be found. I only meet them occasionally and smile. Now I can only find those unforgettable things in the past in the yellow pages, at least I can keep the only remaining "silk thread" ... 5. It's getting dark, and this busy city is going to fall asleep again, so do this tired "body". The crescent moon in the sky looks at the city and people in the city affectionately, watching the lights of every household go out gradually, and it quietly plays the "Song of the Moon" on the bedside ... 6. Listen, whose piano is so bleak, low-key and slow-paced, as if telling something.

The tone is slightly low-key, and it sounds as if my heart is shaking. I feel a depressing and dreary breath, whether it has condensed in this air ... 7. Lights, with bright light, accompany you every night, so unknown. It's just ordinary. It looks gorgeous or not. It's all the same. Lamps decorated with pearls and crystals can only be used for decoration to satisfy people's vanity. Compared with this, ordinary fluorescent lamp is lucky, because its lighting properties have not changed, just like some people in life are ordinary but real.

8. It's sunny today. It's very comfortable to sit by the window and look at such a sunny day outside. The world after the storm always gives people a bright feeling, as if the sun shines on the "heart", so that the flowers trampled by the wind and rain a few days ago can regain the care of love and reproduce the vitality of life! 9. Ignorant people wait for the illusion in their dreams, and what they get is not what they want, but the mark left by years on their faces. People who accomplish nothing are wasting their lives. In life, instead of taking time to wait, it is better to speed up the pace to pursue your own ideals and strive to race against time. Maybe you will feel physically and mentally exhausted, but this life is full after all.

10. Some are cold, some are cold, and some are helpless. I walked alone in the dark, trembling, my body was shrinking, and my new life was trembling. I can't see the road ahead clearly, I feel confused and my chest is a little stuffy. I looked around, the deserted streets looked deserted, and I felt that the whole world was giving up on me. Tears have fallen on my feet ... 1 1. The wind blowing gradually messed up my hair and made my long skirt float.

The green leaves seem to dance in the wind, leaving the tree and throwing themselves into the soil, but I didn't know it would wither. I bent down and gently picked up a leaf. Very orderly stems and veins are a beautiful ornament. I am a little bemoaned: green leaves, green leaves, you float down from the tree and dance with the wind. How beautiful it is, but I didn't know you were called a fallen leaf! 12. The whole world, because of the sunshine, the city has vitality; Be careful, because there is sunshine, the heart is comfortable.

Bright golden yellow, small shadows among the trees are imaged as a little broken gold on the leaves, and the direct reflection on the sea reflects the fragments rolling with the waves layer by layer, creating beautiful scenery for this nature, intoxicating warmth, clear tenderness mixed with deep warmth, and nourishing the soul that has been sunny for a long time after the rain! 13. When glitz deceives us too much, the falsehood in reality almost makes us forget the real existence. It is true feelings that bring us the purest and truest feelings. It reveals a beautiful oath and permeates eternal and persistent true love. 14. Youth is a time to laugh and cry. Youth is a young eagle flying in the blue sky. Although he is not fully grown up and naive, he tries his best to find his own sky for a moment of passion and a feeling of flying alone! 15. I lament my life because I have never had a magnificent feat and feel small and mediocre. It seems that life is too simple, which makes people feel annoyed.

I don't have the audacity to talk about the future, just grasp the present realistically. I think this is a road. Everyone has to embark on a journey. I have seen such a sentence: the process of growth is long but full, and the process of self-destruction is short but leaves a lifetime of pain. Life can be said to be a test, and where to go depends on yourself. 16. Such a gentle wind drives young trees and grass to dance together. A breeze blew, just like a mother's hand gently stroking her face. I like that feeling, cool.

To enjoy life, you don't have to be accompanied by delicacies, silks and satins. Nature is the most precious thing God has given to mankind. 17. Injury is inevitable in life, and failure and fall are not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are devastated and have lost your pursuit of life and lofty ideals.

No one's road ahead is smooth sailing, even ships sailing in rivers are inevitably bumpy. The ups and downs encountered in life are not accidental difficulties, but inevitable tests. 18. In everyone's heart, there have been people worth remembering. Maybe they are still there. Maybe they have already disappeared and lost in the vast sea of people. Therefore, that nostalgia will be bleak, because there is only one "in a vague memory."

One day last year, we were all hungry in class 1 1 half past one, and suddenly a familiar voice sounded-"Jingle Bell" finally ended! We were really ecstatic when we heard the noise on an empty stomach. After impatiently listening to the teacher say "class is over", we rushed out of the classroom.

Busy cooking, preparing for a hearty meal, filling an empty stomach, I heard a bang, and I saw the second-year student who was already in a daze opposite. In the open space in front of her, it was an overturned lunch box with little food left. It turned out that because she was in a hurry, her lunch box was pushed around by the crowd and accidentally knocked over. Looking at the lunch box in my hand, I swallowed and lost in thought. ...

"You eat." I handed over my lunch box.

She looked at me in surprise and just stood without taking the lunch box I handed her.

"Hey!" I try to smile.

Her trembling hands slowly took the lunch box in my hand, looked straight at the lunch box and looked at me. For a long time, she said, "Thank you!" " In a trembling voice. At that time, I saw her big bright eyes shining with crystal tears.

I ran away with a smile, only to see the sophomore still standing there.

Then I remembered that I was still hungry. I finally scraped together enough money to buy a bag of instant noodles. I went to the canteen, bought a bag of instant noodles, took a bite of crispy instant noodles, and tears came. ...

4. Ten good sentences are mainly based on reading the text to create meaning, and do not understand the actual meaning of words (especially idioms):

1. Tongshan Gang: That cute little brother has reached the age of Tongshan Gang.

2. By leaps and bounds: I went home and opened the door, and my dog strode towards me.

3. Prosperity: My brother is thriving.

Lose the meaning of this word

1. bento: don't eat shit as a meal. Lost the meaning of the word "bento"; The same below)

2. Sadness: There are many cars on this road, so I am sad.

3. if: soda is not as good as juice.

4. Once upon a time: I came in through the front door and sat in a chair.

5. Menstruation: Xiao Chen is often late this month.

6. Description: If I am good, my father says he will take me out to play tomorrow.

7. Opportunity: The plane can fly and land.

8. Chemistry: Zheng Zhihua learned how to sing good songs.

9. Book: This book is not suitable for children.

Word segmentation application 1: keep the original word.

1. uniform: once the number of diners is limited, the service quality will decline. (Take the word "uniform" apart and use it, losing the meaning of the word "uniform"; The same below)

2. Bus: Honey, do you have your car keys?

3. hourglass: don't do things in a mess and miss important opportunities.

4. Mother: "Failure is the mother of success." Dear students, don't feel extremely depressed because of temporary setbacks.

5. Sadness: menstruation is in trouble.

Word splitting application 2: change the original word and take its homonym.

1. Unity: I ate rice balls in the morning, which were not fresh and had diarrhea.

2. TV: It's not a power failure, but you forgot to plug it in.

? There is a classic joke of early students, which happened when junior high school students wrote "fill in the blanks" in geography exams. In fact, it is also the application of stupid sentence-making. The title is: "The coal in China is (); China's iron is (). " The original intention is to ask China where the "coal capital" and "iron capital" are, and the correct answers are Fushun and Anshan respectively; The students' answers are black and hard respectively.

? During the release of the film "Dog Egg Warrior" directed by Zhu Yanping in Taiwan Province, Hao Shaowen Province, two advertisements appeared in major newspapers in Taiwan Province Province: "Naive-what a terrible day!" "Just right-Peng Jiajia stinks."

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Taiwan Province province joke:

In Mandarin class, the teacher casually called Xiaozhen: "Come, make sentences with Britney Spears."

Jane: "One day Anthony and Britney Spears quarreled. He said, "britney spears, what do you want?" " "

Later, the film Crossroads starring American singer Britney Spears was released in Taiwan Province Province, and the filmmakers really named the China film What Britney Spears Want?

The trip to Basel seems endless. Every time the train stops at a small station, I wake up from a trance-like sleep. There is always a strange name hanging on the station.

Hiding in this flying beast makes me feel comfortable and safe. I hope my journey will swing in this monotonous rhythm forever until I die of old age.

I really regret going to Lach's house, which makes me very unhappy. If their home is an old castle surrounded by Woods and they only meet once a day when they eat, then my situation will be much more comfortable.

No matter how well I get along with people, if I'm not related to my family, it always makes me a little nervous and uncomfortable.

The window is hazy and the rain is scattered. I'm suffocating, playing all kinds of pictures on the glass.

The car stopped in another town, and I almost wanted to stand up, get off there, walk out of that place in the cold rain, and then plan nothing until I disappeared.

The train passed through Yuan Ye station after station, and the green in spring seemed so lonely in the drizzle. It's not too late. I still hope I can go out at the next stop. I still have time to lose myself and be a deserter in this strange country forever.

However, I didn't do anything, let alone get off. It was just a momentary thought.

I closed my eyes again and felt lonely for the first time because of the bitterness of my mood.

When the train pulled into the Basel station, a feeling of depression and frustration almost made me unable to move. On the platform over there, three figures looking around began to call my name and wave to my carriage.

Yes, that's my friend calling me, that's my name, my mark in this world. Why did they drag me back?

I sighed, picked up my bag and greeted them with a smile.

"Oh, the echo!" Ge ni jumped on me first.

I took her with a smile and smiled wearily.

Behind Gao Ni, her boyfriend Danielle, the child of our neighbor in the Canary Islands, jumped up with a cane.

I rubbed Danielle's messy hair and said slowly, "It's getting taller again. A head taller than me. "

Then I stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the cheek.

The boy looked at me fixedly and suddenly his eyes became red. He pushed the crutch on Gwen, put his hands around me and said nothing, just big drops of tears.

This is a summary of the content. Not bad.

6. Little Doudou by the window "Little Doudou by the window"

1. Good words: reluctant to part, jumping, quick talking, straightforward, surprised, dazzling, vague, hazy, messy, tattered, racking their brains, looking at each other coldly, looking around, elated, looking around, absent-minded, etc.

2. Good sentences:

1. The gate of this school is made of green leaves. How novel!

2. The glass window reflects the morning sun and shines. Xiao Doudou's eyes lit up and his cheeks glowed with happiness.

Xiao Doudou was very excited when he came out for a walk for the first time. Whenever he finds something new, he will give a cry of surprise.

4. The wallet is made of satin, with red, yellow and green plaid pattern, flat square and triangular tongue cover, and a silver Scottish beagle button is sewn at the position where the button should be sewn, which is as cute as a brooch.

The radio is big, made of wood, generally rectangular, with a round top and a speaker in front. The center of the pink silk cloth is carved with vine patterns, and there are only two knobs, which is very elegant.

After reading this book, I feel that no matter how naughty a person is, he will always get better. The key is to have someone who knows you.

7. A good word, a good word, a good word in the book Peanut.

1. Taste: Distinguish the taste carefully.

2. Order: Oral assignment or order.

3. open: get through; Development.

4. Love: I like jealousy.

5. unexpected: it means unexpected.

6. Oil-pressing: Oil-pressing plant seeds.

7. Cheap: convenient and suitable.

8. Decent: Decent; State.

9. Discrimination: Discrimination

10. Mao Ting

1 1 .half acre

Two good sentences

1. Peanut has many benefits, the most precious of which is that its fruit is buried underground, unlike peaches, pomegranates and apples, which hang bright red and green fruits high on the branches, making people admire it at first sight.

2. So you should be like a peanut. Although ugly, it is very useful.

3. people should be useful, not just decent, but not good for people.

4. You see that it becomes shorter on the ground. When it is ripe, you can't immediately tell whether it has fruit or not. You have to dig it up to know. "

8. The small peas by the window have good sentences and urgent words:

Despair, a little surprised, a little surprised

Shame, sparseness, shedding, floating, cheating

Stretching, hiding, comfort, fear, soft vision

Magnificent, shocking, quick say, dazzling.

Rack your brains, be innocent, be there, and keep your eyes open.

Feel relaxed and scared, hold your head high and be polite to others.

The stars are shining, the moonlight is like water, and there are laughter.

Tickle, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Thin, squeaky, wheezing.

Chat, make noise, laugh and jump.

I am angry, I am busy, I am busy, I am respectful.

Good part set:

1, Xiao Doudou broke free from her mother's hand and ran up the steps. Suddenly, she stopped suddenly, turned around and almost ran into her mother who was walking behind.

2. The thought that from tomorrow on, I can sit at my desk and let the headmaster see the lunch box with the taste of the sea and the taste of the mountain makes Xiao Doudou's heart full of joy. He really wants to scream with joy.

The midday sun gently stays on the head of the headmaster who is busy watching the box lunch.

Butterflies are still busy, and birds are singing sweetly from far and near.

5. Xiao Doudou's heart is full of joy.

6. Listen to Xiao Doudou as Qin Ming's sister. Qin Ming looked anxiously at the bench and then at the sweaty little peas. At this point, Qin Ming's body has been soaked with sweat. He raised his head, looked at the tree, and then made up his mind to lift his legs and walk to the first level.

7. Cumulonimbus clouds shelter them from the intense summer sunshine from time to time.

8. In late summer, the moon rises above the yard. The moon seems to be looking at this pair of closer friends: the girl with a bandage and the puppy who will never play "Wolf Game" again. ...

9. The children in Ba Xueyuan read aloud in unison:

10, "'beautiful' means' beautiful'!"

1 1. The wind blowing through Ba Xueyuan is warm and genial, and the children who grew up in Ba Xueyuan are beautiful and innocent.