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What plots and jokes in Approaching Science make you laugh?

I prefer Zhang Tengyue, the host of CCTV's Approaching Science, and I love this column too. I've always enjoyed watching it. From UFO in the vast universe to mysterious natural phenomena that have not been solved so far, I feel shocked and daydreamed. But what makes me most funny and unforgettable is that issue of "Village's Strange Call", which really made me laugh after reading it.

What I'm saying is: In a small mountain village, there are strange cries every night. Every time I wake up the sleeping people in the village, I dare not go out to check. I think it must be haunted. Everyone is afraid of losing sleep until dawn. Because of lack of sleep and poor rest, everyone is depressed and listless, and they dare not go out in the dark. Even inviting daxian to exorcise evil spirits won't help. The film crew of "Approaching Science" interviewed many elderly villagers, and they all recalled the legend that wild animals often appeared here earlier. They were flustered when they entered the village every night. Now the beast has not come, but there is a ghost voice.

After several days of crouching, the film crew of Approaching Science finally found a strange cry, which originated from the snoring of a big fat man in the village. Snoring is amplified when the valley reflects at night. No wonder the whole village is scared to death. I laughed for a long time after watching the program.

Speaking of which, I remember what I saw when I was a child. I was scared at first, but then. . . . Hmm? What the hell?

Approaching Science is said to be a science and education program, which specializes in analyzing supernatural and super-scientific events. At that time, I was still in primary school and watched it with my parents. At the beginning of each program, the atmosphere is rendered particularly strange through pictures and music, and the cool feeling is close to that of domestic horror movies (⊙⊙⊙). In the middle of the story, the whole program will be pushed to a climax, and my doubts will become the biggest. But when it comes to the end, I am speechless and will doubt my IQ from beginning to end. . . In the current network language, it is: this turn is too big, and I am caught off guard. .

1. One issue is like this. It is said that there is an ancient temple in Emei Mountain, which is located deep in the forest and surrounded by ancient trees. It is strange that there are no fallen leaves on the roof. I don't know who discovered this strange phenomenon and caused a great sensation in the local area. Later, the program group went in, and after a long, in-depth, all-round and multi-angle analysis, interviewed monks, tourists, security guards, laymen, and the director of the Cultural Relics Bureau. Finally, the experts came to the conclusion that what was blown away by the wind ........

2. The light of an old man's house in a certain area is always on by himself at night, without any reason. As a result, everyone said that their house was haunted, so stay away. And the old couple fell ill. I invited local college students, but I can't explain it clearly. Finally, the village overhauled the circuit, saying that the switch screw was loose and it would be fine. As a loyal audience, how did I finish it? .

3. One episode said that a family always found bright red liquid like blood seeping from the cracks in the tiles of their living room floor, which made it everywhere, and the whole village didn't know what was going on. Everyone guessed whether it was a cemetery, and then invited many experts to study the geographical location and topographic conditions of their home. All the conclusions were that according to science, underground minerals could not seep back ... So, the final conclusion given by the program group was that this family was famous for spilling liquid! At this point, my heart is extremely upset.

It is said that there are strange cries in a village every midnight, so loud that the whole village is awakened. Everyone is afraid to go out and watch, and they are afraid to sleep until dawn. The local residents are so scared that they dare not go out after dark. The program group interviewed some elderly villagers. It is said that there are wild animals here and they will make trouble in the village every night. The villagers are even more afraid ... music is called a horror, and it is also divided into two episodes! Finally, I even said that a fat man in the village was snoring! .......

5. One issue said that a man was not afraid of electricity, and there was nothing wrong with holding a 220v wire. Everyone who knows him says that he is a man of god. Of course, speaking of this, the program group must fully render constipation. Finally, I sent this person to an expert in Beijing for identification, saying that this person has a thick calluses and is not afraid of electricity. Me: Hehehe

7. It is said that a man planted a white radish and turned it into a carrot in autumn. It shocked the local and even national experts to discuss collectively. Water, fertilizer, land type, air, weather and even planting methods were investigated. Episodes 1, 2 and 3. The final conclusion is that my buddy planted the wrong seeds. Me: Well, I'm glad you're happy. ......

Many years have passed since this program, and the friends who watched it in those years should be in their thirties. Time ... How did you feel before? Now that I think about it, I still laugh at skr.

I read the first issue, and it was scary at the beginning, saying that dogs would bark when they entered from the door. Everyone thought there was something wrong with it, but it turned out that the dog was electrocuted every time he passed by because of the leakage of the wire.

At another time, blue ice cubes fell from the sky, and everyone thought they were flying from the sky, and some of them were taken home and put in the refrigerator. Take a bite when you are sick, saying that you can cure the disease. It turns out that Lan Bing is a mixture discharged from the toilet on the plane