Funny personal comment: I am not a rag collector, so I can’t let you be there whenever you call me.

1 I want to be good friends with girls. It's very simple, confess your love to her. Soon you heard her say: We are still good friends.

2 Do you know how much courage it takes for me to dial your number, but you turned off your phone.

3 When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Seng. If I can play with him, I will play with him. If I can’t, I will eat him.

4 Carve loneliness on the wine bottle and drink it into your bladder. Pee out and let loneliness spread all over the place.

5. You are the only channel in my heart. The most annoying thing is that there are no ads.

6 When we play Landlords, when a deck of cards contains 'Little Three', we will play it first

7 You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I'm not afraid of your death.

8 - I like you. Those eyes are moving and your laughter is even more charming.

9 We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I hope she sees gold as dirt!

10 The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you.

11 Remember; if someone says money can't buy happiness, they just don't know where to buy it.

12 I like times like this but I am afraid of times like this

13 I asked someone to help you find out, there is still a place in hell, you can just go there

14 Don’t call me a nerd, please call me Madame Curie!--

15 Artificial intelligence cannot be compared with natural stupidity--because we advocate pure nature.

16 The day you left, I decided not to shed tears and held my eyes open against the wind without blinking.

17 Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

18 people’s love luck, like their menstrual cycle, comes in waves.

19 Valentine’s Day is actually short. Holding and letting go of hands, a lover is gone

20 Before I met you, my world was black and white, but after I met you, my world was completely black.

21 They say there is gold under a man’s knees, but I chopped off my legs and couldn’t even find copper.

22. When others are walking without shoes, run quickly. . .

23 If you don’t sleep, Duke Zhou will close the door soon

24 I have never been an elegant person, just a sluggish female hooligan.

25 The happiest thing is to see others unhappy, and the least happy thing is to see others happy...

26 If nothing happens, hold a class reunion and break up the whole family. Yes, they are a pair

27 It is not terrible to meet a group of rogues on the Internet, but the terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.

28 I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog..

29 The most tragic thing in life: When you are with the person you love most, you are not Thinking that there is another man hiding under her bed

30 The nature of the parent-teacher conference is the same as that of a mistress, aiming to destroy family harmony.

31 He is for fun, but why do so many people use him to pretend?

32 Live a happy life with an indifferent attitude

33 I'm not a straw boat. Don't blame me for your insults.

34 I’m not a rag collector, so I can’t let you be there whenever you call.

35 When you’re in a good mood, you can listen to everything. When you’re in a bad mood, you can listen to everything. Like anxiety 丶

36. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

Let me talk about my personality as a collector of rags.

No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out an entire floor

In more than ten years On the September 1st of the previous year, I was dancing and smiling, putting my little schoolbag on my back, and walked into the school without any hesitation. From then on, I embarked on a road of no return.

Don't tease me, or I'll be disrespectful to you. . .

I fell in love with, pursued, liked, became happy, soon got tired of, quarreled with, faded away, and dispersed.

Don’t think that just because I’m so handsome, you think I’m out of reach. In fact, I’m open to all kinds of rivers

The weather is good today, windy and rainy

Don’t ask me questions, Baidu knows more than me, if you have any questions, go to him!

A man who comes home early tells stories to his wife; a man who comes home late makes up stories to his wife.

If you are so awesome, why don’t you have a photo of you on Tiananmen Square?

If being mean is also a disease, then Hua Tuo cannot save me even if he is alive!

A buddy told me that he distributes drift bottles every day. Everyone was told "One more bottle"!

If I pass you by on the road and don’t say hello to you, it’s not because I’m pretending to be arrogant or aloof, it’s because----I’m not wearing glasses

Since I After suffering from mental illness, I found that I became more energetic.

One time, I was walking on the road without my glasses and saw a very handsome and familiar man. So I took a closer look and found out, ah, it turned out to be just a mirror.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death

Membership and yellow diamond are both ten yuan, what qualifications do you have to say that you are a member? It's better than yellow diamonds

There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison

If you pick up a penny on the side of the road, you should hand it over to the police uncle. This is the principle. But picking up ten dollars is beyond the scope of the principle

Being a woman in the new era of China: being able to go to the hall, going to the kitchen, writing code, detecting abnormalities, killing Trojans, and scaling the wall , I can afford to drive a good car, buy a new house, fight with my mistress, and beat the gangsters

I am not a rag collector, so I can’t make you come whenever you call me!

Don’t compare men with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

I like you, so what does it matter to you!

When love comes to an end, even a fart can be a reason to break up.

The person in my life has not appeared for a long time. I will buy a ticket to heaven tomorrow and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

Is anyone else like me? Whenever we talk about east, west, north, and south, we always think up, north, down, south, left, west, right, east before we understand the direction...

Whenever I see someone who gets a good deal but behaves well, she will lower her head silently. It’s not that I have qualities, it’s that I’m looking for bricks.

Being ugly is not your fault, it’s just that God took a nap. You must have the courage to face everything.

What will happen if you take sleeping pills and laxatives together?

Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

Being so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.

I don’t believe in love at first sight. If the skin is not beautiful, no one will fall in love with you at first sight. These four words were so hypocritical that no one could see them

In the past. There is someone who doesn't love me. finally. He is dead.

I have a stomachache today and feel like vomiting. There was an exam in the afternoon. Halfway through the exam, I couldn't hold it in and vomited. The teacher came over and said with concern: "What, the question is too disgusting?"

In the beginning, people are inherently good, so get out of here if you are playing tricks. . .

After breaking up, I don’t want anything extravagant. I just hope that the women in your future will be better than the other. . .

The so-called sleeper can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation.

One member’s roaming chat history has ruined many couples and seen through many people. . .

My mother told me: If your father bullies you, let your grandfather take him away.

Every time my aunt comes, I have the urge to donate blood.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

My hobbies can be divided into two types: static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over...

In high school, I am as busy as my grandchildren, but I can still be like NB is as happy as NB; in college, I am as free as NB, but I can't find the happiness of being a grandson...

Vulnerabilities and patches are flying together, blue screen *** is the same color!

When a beautiful woman leaves without hugging her, she often makes the pervert burst into tears. . . . . .

After listening to English for a while, the only thing I can understand is the first few Chinese sentences.

I told my friend that I wanted to fart, and my friend said: Hold it back and burp. Super domineering sentences: Brother is not a rag collector, now that you have gone away, don’t come back

1. Brother is not a rag collector, now that you have gone away, don’t come back.

2. Miss, my proud figure is called natural beauty.

Third, he is a scumbag and will never be a top student.

4. Don’t judge me rashly. You only know my name, but you don’t know my story.

5. Without you, the earth will still revolve and rotate. When I wake up every morning and look up, the sun is still rising in the sky.

6. Instead of praying for a dull life, it is better to pray for yourself to be stronger.

7. Just shine, I am not a candle!

8. Boredom is the feeling a person has towards the plate after eating the food on the plate.

9. I want you to be the happiest man and let you know that you will not go wrong in choosing me.

10. Don’t use my sincerity as a bargaining chip

11. I must live like a man, otherwise I’m sorry for watching the joke behind my back.

12. Being soft-hearted is like a knife, handed to others to stab oneself.

13. There is no need to praise my sister for her beauty. I believe it and open my mouth.

14. In the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

15. I have learned not to actively provoke others, but that does not mean that I am at the mercy of others.

16. I cannot tolerate a grain of sand in my eyes, and I cannot tolerate you either.

17. Don’t look at me from your perspective. I’m afraid you won’t understand.

18. Either love or hate, don’t pretend to be pitiful for me!

19. Man, I hold hands with you, you can only love me in this life .

20. Don’t follow the crowd, lead the trend.

21. Failure is not a word in my dictionary.

22. No matter how beautiful a man looks, he is still a waste if he has no ability.

23. The most uncomfortable thing is listening to the person you like talking about the person you like, and pretending not to care.

24. I want to give you all the meaning, but I’m sorry that I can’t love someone twice at the same time

25. I have emotional mysophobia, you can’t let me If I have it alone, I don’t want it.

26. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

27. Don’t believe others who say bad things about your friends. If you believe it, Then what kind of friends are you?

28. After you left, I was like a scavenger, collecting information about you everywhere.

29. A good woman is a school, and a good man can stay in school and teach after graduation.

Thirty. I am willing to become a university master, and I am not afraid of arts and sciences.

Thirty-one. There is no need to praise my sister for her beauty.

Thirty-two. If you have the ability, come to me. If you don’t have the ability, get out of here.

Thirty-three, I loved you so much that I even thought about the future.

34. Failure is not a word in my sister's dictionary

35. I have my own style, which you cannot imitate.

Thirty-six, I do everything by myself, I don’t need you to look down on me.

Thirty-seven, when something happens to the elder sister, the younger sister is younger. Who of you will take care of the elder sister when something happens to her?

Thirty-eight, it is better to be lacking than to be in love, and never fall in love because of loneliness.

39. A woman’s greatest pride is not how good she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!

40. Loneliness is not closure, pain is not self-pity, It is a beautiful and dazzling character. The space is funny and said, "Go away and don't come back again. I am not a junk collector

1. The courier company called me and asked me to pick up the courier. I was excited for a while because the name of my recipient was They were three rare words copied at random, just to see how embarrassed the courier boy would be when he couldn't pronounce my name. But when I saw a scheming uncle sitting in a truck, holding the express in his arms and looking at me with disdain, he asked me what my name was and if I called him correctly, he would deliver the goods. I feel the malice of this world, and I am still too young.

2. It’s so hot today. I met a beautiful woman with big breasts on the road. Her breasts were so white that I couldn’t help but look at her two or three more times. I was so embarrassed to be discovered. When I looked back, I thought, damn, I am a woman, what should I be afraid of? Really. So I took another look and found that he looked really good, ha...

3. My son was very naughty. He wanted to play football last night, but his wife refused and insisted on reading. When my son opened the door and was about to run downstairs, my wife grabbed my son's arm with one hand and slapped me hard on the face with the other. Yelling: If you don’t study hard in the future, you will marry a wife as fierce as me! My son looked at my red and swollen face and silently went back to reading.

4. My mother said to me: From now on, when you go out, don’t call me mom, call me sister. Me: Why? My mother smiled and said: That makes me look so young! Dad said from the side: If you want to look younger, you should call me grandma.

5. My friend was in financial crisis and came to me for a loan. Seeing that I was a little reluctant, he immediately helped me recall the past. He said: Think about it back then, when you were so poor that you couldn’t even afford a pair of trousers, who lent you a skirt to wear?

6. One day I was walking on the street and saw a fortune teller, so I made a fortune. When he took my hand and suddenly knelt down, I was stunned. He said: Do you have an emperor? picture. I slapped him: You scared me to death!

7. If I die, my first words will be: Labor and management finally don’t have to be afraid of ghosts!

8. Those who have wives are holding on tight, I’m going to start shaking up WeChat.

9. He was so happy that he married loneliness and had a child named Memories.

10. The current efforts are for the awesomeness that I boasted about when I was a child.

11. The exam is not about falling in love, so please don’t flirt; the exam is not about DOTA, so please don’t work in a team.

12. Once you get out, don’t come back. I’m not a rag collector.

13. Let’s break up, Mr. Summer Vacation. Don't ask me why, because: the cruel, domineering and arrogant teacher at the beginning of the school year wants to be nice to me.

14. A person’s longest love history is probably narcissism.

15. I wish I had only two days of classes a week and five days off.

16. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

17. I haven’t read for a long time, I can’t even read the words, and I can’t even feel the emotion.

18. Mo Chou and Mo Yan are both popular, what should we do? The answer is actually very simple: don't rush

19. The countdown to the start of school is about to take advantage of the time to play hard and go to school to catch up on your sleep.

20. Mr. Bao said to Zhan Zhao: Look at my face later. Zhan Zhao: Are you kidding me?

21. We always say the same thing every time school starts. I must study hard this semester.

22. Ever since I set the alarm clock to "Uneasy", I have been crawling out of bed every day and have never been late.

23. How many children complain that the winter vacation is too fast? That is because school is about to start and homework has not been finished.

24. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary - your enemies don’t believe your explanations, but your friends don’t need your explanations

25. When you see an injustice on the road, just roar, and then keep moving forward.

26. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge in it, you will be kicked out.

27. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

28. Stupid men + Stupid women = marriage; Stupid men + Smart women = Divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love; us?

29. Because I love you with all my heart, so I can only give up on you heartlessly.

30. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of every day

31. Where can I find such a good person, worthy of me? Clearly youthful.

32. Life is like toilet paper, try to tear it as little as possible.

33. Walk your own path, take your own steps, and pay less attention to those rubbish who point fingers at you from behind!

34. I once went to a nightclub with some buddies. Because we went too early and the nightclub hadn’t started yet... we sat there waiting. One buddy suddenly said, wow, there is Wi-Fi. Everyone quickly connected, and suddenly a guy appeared from the corner holding an old candy bar phone that could only make calls. He said in surprise: "Really? Where is the Wi-Fi? How do I get it? Please help me." even. Another buddy said with a dark look on his face: This phone is too high-end, you should just play in the corner.

35. Women like men who feel secure; men are often attracted to women who lack security.

36. When you go out, please remember: you must return the cow B to the cow!

37. I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, which really scared me. Although you are a child, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold and dares to sell you? I am really worried for him. , it would be surprising if it sold!

38. There was a teacher sitting on a chair listening to a junior teacher's class. The teacher guides students to look at pictures and practice speaking. Teacher guidance: Students, take a closer look, what is sitting on the chair? The students said in unison: Bear! The teacher was angry and stood up to listen to the class. At this time, the teacher continued to guide: So, what is standing? Student: Donkey! The teacher who was listening to the lesson quickly ran away. 23. When the oath becomes a test, the relationship is just a derivation.

39. Man 2 is Pentium, 3 is Microsoft, 4 is Panasonic, and 5 is Lenovo.

40. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animal friends are indeed people.