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In the past, the Monkey King was embedded in black and white TV. He is the Monkey King who unified Guo Hua, the Monkey King who caused havoc in Heaven, and Po Hou who killed demons.

Later, the Monkey King became colorful, a treasure of humor and affection in a Chinese Odyssey, with diverse images. The stone monkey in Journey to the West is finally full.

Until the end, the Monkey King committed suicide, became a Buddha, lost her edges and became more gentle. He is finally no longer the Po Hou he remembers.

This is the changing history of the Monkey King that I have experienced.

What imprisons you has become a place for you to confirm yourself. Sad, sad? ?

Five hundred years ago, how majestic the Monkey King was! Lonely and brave, he destroyed heaven and raised the devil's flag against heaven.

Five hundred years ago, how did the Monkey King live with her sexual desire! My life and death are not controlled by others, so I crossed the life and death book. In the flat peach garden, teasing Yao; The corner of heaven is a soul mate with Xia Zi. Compassion everywhere, the most ruthless people are the most affectionate.

500 years ago, I fought in the world. However, it happened that I lost to the Buddha, no, to myself who was determined to become a Buddha.

For 500 years, I have forgotten who I am, who I met and what earth-shattering things I have done. I forgot where I came from, but I still remember to go west to find the answer.

Five hundred years after the Five Elements Mountain, I experienced wind and rain, just waiting for a chance of redemption. But, seeking Buddha, redemption, redemption ... why redemption?

But how can you compete with this elaborate plot, a "murder arranged to commit suicide"?

You can't break free, you can't escape fate, you can't escape boundaries. Only by killing yourself can you live forever, but you have lost yourself forever.

What a fucking fairy! What Buddha Guanyin! Those who deprive me of my freedom are hypocrites!

The Monkey King, can't let you live well, you fight, with your own shadow. How accurate and powerful you are when you wave the golden hoop stick and hit it with one stick! Will crush the Monkey King 500 years ago!

It's finally over. A dream of going west, you finally got rid of your stubborn personality, and you finally became a crowd, oh no, what the gods expected. You're not the smart Po Hou anymore. They call you "anti-Buddha".

You finally lost yourself and committed suicide. Ha ha ha ha! But why are you crying and laughing?

I jumped out of the stone and learned a lot of skills. Heaven and earth are omnipotent.

I fell in love with the most beautiful fairy in the sky. She knitted me a suit of battle clothes with rosy clouds in the sky. We have the same beautiful dream. The mountains and the sea in Guo Hua are so beautiful. The stone monkey and squirrel in the dream get along happily day and night. Even if I will leave her eventually, I won't regret it.

I am so distressed that I dare to challenge Tathagata. Am I brave? Even if he is at the foot of Wuxing Mountain, everyone doesn't understand my arrogance, which belongs only to me.

Later-

The Tang Priest is here. Although he is verbose and pretentious, I still want to protect him from going west. I dare to argue with him and threaten him, but I still respect him. After all, he is my path to becoming a Buddha.

Pig Bajie is here. He is a general with a canopy. He has loved you and me for hundreds of thousands of years and is a witness to their love. But he was punished and reincarnated into an ugly pig.

Friar Sand is here. His obsession is a broken glass lamp. In fact, my old grandson broke it, but those cowardly immortals blamed a poor general in confinement.

How dangerous the road to the west is! But we bickered all the way, to outdo each other. We are a United whole, much more energetic than those hypocritical immortals.

I don't regret what I went through, and I don't care about the ending.

Postscript: I especially remember listening to a teacher's lecture on Journey to the West. I forgot the topic, but it's an interesting topic. I remember, she talked about how the Monkey King "killed" himself and how he changed from a lovely stone monkey to a the Monkey King bound by Buddhism. She cited a lot of evidence, comparing the Monkey King before the Journey to the West with children and the Monkey King who became a Buddha after the Journey to the West with adults. Probably, this novel is similar to the image of Wukong that she conveyed to me at that time, so it gave me a transitional stage to understand that the traditional image of Wukong in The Journey to the West was subverted in Gu Yan.

I am glad that I read the book at the right time. Although I can't fully understand it, at least it won't be hard to accept. After all, this Wukong is so cool that I can't understand it for a long time.

Zhanjiang 20 17/08/ 16? Chinese angelica